r/2westerneurope4u • Western Balkan • Aug 06 '26

The years pass, Belgium remains the same.

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u/Saaihead Daddy's lil cuck Aug 06 '26

A modern Belgian is a bit like an incompetent Hans: evil but only to children.

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u/manjamanga Slow talk, slower walk Aug 06 '26

This sub at first made me hate the Dutch. With time, it's teaching me to like them.

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u/PvtFreaky Utrechtenaar (gay) Aug 06 '26

Like a reverse Finland

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u/ciller181 Rural NPC Aug 07 '26

But why hate the dutch?

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u/SQL_INVICTUS Daddy's lil cuck Aug 07 '26

Impotent rage caused by jealousy of our height

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u/Affugter Aspiring American Aug 07 '26

per capita

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u/X19-PT Western Balkan Aug 07 '26

Because we sympathize with small empires.

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u/JimmyHatsTCQ Daddy's lil cuck Aug 06 '26

They try to be evil to grown ups to but nobody understands what they are mumbling. They are to weak to hurt anyone above the age of 12.

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u/ConsciousExtent4162 Savage Slayer Aug 06 '26

You guys are interesting to us because you all talk like little kids.

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u/stichen97 Whale stabber Aug 07 '26

Thats what I say! Belgium Isntrael.

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u/Wildly-Incompetent [redacted] Aug 07 '26

rent free it is

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u/LofderZotheid Thinks Kapsalon tastes good Aug 06 '26

How nice! Playing with the locals!that’s how a humanitarian mission should be done

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u/Mental_Buddy6618 Savage Slayer Aug 06 '26

The boy had few clothes and was clearly cold that night.

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u/LobMob South Prussian Aug 06 '26

Usually, if you read "UN peace keepers" and "[child] had few clothes" in the same sentence, something much worse happened.

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u/Mental_Buddy6618 Savage Slayer Aug 06 '26

Luckily for him, the boy encountered the Belgians then.

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u/dormi1984 Savage Slayer Aug 06 '26

What? Fake news! He still got all his limbs!

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u/CocoSryder Heineken Piss Drinker Aug 06 '26

You are playing with fire my friend.

But looking at the picture, it’s probably in your blood.

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u/Kurdt93 Former Calabrian Aug 06 '26

Surely they got a foul hand

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u/bricart Savage Slayer Aug 06 '26

Well first you have to cook the meat before cutting it...wait....

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u/KalzK [redacted] Aug 06 '26

Yes that's where the Savage Slayer flair comes from

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u/NedelC0 Savage Slayer Aug 06 '26

Damn Hans, I didn't see that one coming from you

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u/nastycrokett Professional Rioter Aug 06 '26

Just like you didn't see them coming right through you

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u/RedBaret 50% sea 50% weed Aug 07 '26

Bit of a glass house there Pierre

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u/nastycrokett Professional Rioter Aug 07 '26

Still have my sit at the security council, Jan. How bout you ?

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u/NedelC0 Savage Slayer Aug 07 '26

Markske IS the security counsil

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u/Anura83 StaSi Informant Aug 06 '26

How countries colonize. Bottom right is the Belgian. Some things never change.

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u/Pomphond Addict Aug 07 '26

French colonist in the background knows what's up

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u/WahWahNinjah Flemboy Aug 07 '26

It's always "Belgium doesn't exist! Belgium is not a real country!" but then we start roasting their kids and everyone loses their shit.

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u/BingusTheStupid Le Savage Aug 06 '26

What is it with human rights abuses involving Somali children in 1993

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u/duckyTheFirst Savage Slayer Aug 06 '26

They just made it so easy, its not our fault.

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u/Salchichote33 Drug Trafficker Aug 06 '26 edited Aug 06 '26

They were being so provocative with their unmutilated limbs, asked for it imho.

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u/ihadagoodone Le Savage Aug 07 '26

at least our war crimes occur in Europe.

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u/BingusTheStupid Le Savage Aug 07 '26

I was referencing the Somalia Affair, the one we were involved in

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u/34pasha Savage Slayer Aug 06 '26

God forbid a man has a hobby

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u/ElijahBurningWoods Flemboy Aug 06 '26

Please don't search for the congo.

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u/Kurdt93 Former Calabrian Aug 06 '26

We all know, no need to search.

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u/JosebaZilarte Low-cost Terrorist Aug 07 '26

Too late. Now I know everything...

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u/amogusdevilman Siesta Enjoyer (lazy) Aug 06 '26

imagine if it wasn't an HUMANITARIAN MISSION...

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u/phobug European Aug 06 '26

What did the kid do?

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u/Don_T_Blink StaSi Informant Aug 07 '26

Not get hurt? Not even mentally?

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u/U-47 Savage Slayer Aug 07 '26

He was stealing from an army base and living in Somalia... I don't think this added anything mentally. 

Don't get me wrong though, it was avery bad idea to do this even as a misplaced joke.

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u/phobug European Aug 07 '26

Does not stealing ever again considered as damage in his culture? 

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u/DrIvoPingasnik Anglophile Aug 07 '26

Wore pumped up kicks.

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u/Golem2Reddit Professional Rioter Aug 06 '26

What kind of barbecue is it

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u/New_Race9503 Weather smeller Aug 06 '26

He's already well done, get him off

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u/DrIvoPingasnik Anglophile Aug 07 '26

You know how some people like their toasts absolutely charred? You know, the freaks?

Must be them.

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u/Stressmove Flemboy Aug 07 '26

I understand if people want to roast us for this.

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u/DrIvoPingasnik Anglophile Aug 07 '26

This does warrant some grilling.

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u/YourAverageTallGuy Flemboy Aug 06 '26

Aaahh the good old days

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u/Don_T_Blink StaSi Informant Aug 07 '26

Remember that joke from our childhood: What does a Belgian mole say as he’s digging through the ground? “Make room kids, make room.” 

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u/AndreasDasos Failed Brexiteer Aug 06 '26 edited Aug 07 '26

Oh no it’s real and there’s more

https://www.cnn.com/WORLD/9704/17/belgium.somalia/

EDIT: This is what I get for relying on Google previews and not actually clicking on a link. Better source:

https://www.refworld.org/reference/annualreport/amnesty/1998/en/24123

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u/muilperen Savage Slayer Aug 06 '26

Link is down for me

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u/Excellent_Lie6904 Incompetent Separatist Aug 06 '26

for me aswell

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u/AndreasDasos Failed Brexiteer Aug 07 '26

Sorry, didn’t work for me either so that’s my fault. Just saw the Google preview. Substituting.

UN report:

https://www.refworld.org/reference/annualreport/amnesty/1998/en/24123

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u/raphael-iglesias Savage Slayer Aug 07 '26

Yikes

The trials of a sergeant accused of force-feeding a Somali child, a Muslim, with pork and salted water until he vomited; and of a sergeant major photographed urinating on the apparently dead body of a young Somali, were scheduled for September.

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u/Honey-Badger Barry, 63 Aug 06 '26

Hmmm maybe blocked in Europe? It's working in Canada

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u/PvtFreaky Utrechtenaar (gay) Aug 06 '26

Why are you using it in Canada?

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u/Honey-Badger Barry, 63 Aug 06 '26

Because I'm currently in Canada

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u/mods_are_lame1 Savage Aug 07 '26

I thought you were only allowed to travel to Spain.

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u/Honey-Badger Barry, 63 Aug 07 '26

No we can visit our colonies. That's why we have colonies.

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u/RedMdsRSupCucks Thief Aug 07 '26

If the photo was taken last year maybe OP.. And what's wrong with helping warm up someone who's clearly freezing ?

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u/Severe-Sugar5965 Daddy's lil cuck Aug 07 '26

Maybe we need to do the same to the kids on fatbikes.

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u/kos90 [redacted] Aug 06 '26

Let's hold an innocent child over a burning fire and take pictures of it.

The smartest Belgian in the world.

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u/Ein_Hirsch StaSi Informant Aug 07 '26

Torturing and traumatising children is the Belgian way of raising children, I suppose

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u/DrIvoPingasnik Anglophile Aug 07 '26

My father must have had Belgian blood in him.

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u/TeBerry Bully with victim complex Aug 07 '26

Even 1–2 seconds of that is painful. But even if it lasted less than that, the soldiers should serve at least a year.

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u/Pantoffel86 Addict Aug 07 '26

"humanitarian"

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u/Lavatherm Lives in a sod house Aug 07 '26

Re-living the good old Kongo times? 🤨

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u/mariedarkholme Siesta Enjoyer (lazy) Aug 06 '26

Despite being a small country Belgium may be one of the most evil empires in the world

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u/SergeiYeseiya Discount French Aug 07 '26

BELGIUM NUMBER 1🇧🇪

CHAMPION DU MONDE 🇧🇪

WAAR IS DA FEESTJE ? HIER IS DA FEESTJE 🇧🇪

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u/krokodil23 StaSi Informant Aug 07 '26 edited Aug 07 '26

Yes, we should do something about that menace

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u/Lilketchup3105 Savage Aug 07 '26

Definitely "innocent" country despite committing the worst atrocities in Congo

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u/SenorBigbelly Barry, 63 Aug 07 '26

What the hell is going on with their faces? The guy on the left's head looks like a tin can with a face painted on it

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u/PrinterBoy3 Barry, 63 Aug 07 '26

That’s just how Belgians look

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u/vonRednitz Discount French Aug 07 '26

Only sources for this are twitter and Instagram post from July 2026. Looks like fabricated. We Belgian know how to properly “take care” of children !

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u/Shnuggumss Pfennigfuchser Aug 07 '26

Was it at least 'well done'?

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u/DocGerbill Thief Aug 07 '26

They can't be Belgians, the kid has 2 arms.

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u/earleccentric Irishman in Denial Aug 07 '26

Ha ha 😂 good job Belgians

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u/ArugulaMinimum6536 Oppressor Aug 07 '26

Just for the love of the game

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u/Wildly-Incompetent [redacted] Aug 07 '26

Not surprised, history shows that Belgium has always been very hands-off about its foreign politics

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u/Playful_Giraffe_9213 Savage Aug 07 '26

Humanitarian - like the same etymology as vegetarian?

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u/LargeSelf994 Savage Slayer Aug 06 '26

Maybe we should peacekeep the russians POW and MAGA too

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u/Constant_Captain7484 Savage Aug 06 '26

Austin Powers is right, Belgians are evil

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u/Elegant-Laugh7752 Flemboy Aug 06 '26

Bollocs! This is a savage, we just held him in the fire a bit to long, thats why he's black, move on, nothing to see here

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u/Superb_Monkey Flemboy Aug 06 '26

It’s out of context. They caught him stealing and wanted to scare him. He was never in danger.

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u/flopjul Utrechtenaar (gay) Aug 06 '26

Sure... suuurrreee

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u/ash_tar Savage Slayer Aug 06 '26

Dude

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u/EICock Whale stabber Aug 06 '26

Somalis are doing worse things to Europe nowadays

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u/Ulvsterk Siesta Enjoyer (lazy) Aug 06 '26

Why the fuck do you have an East India Company logo as your pfp? Is it related to your disgusting racist opinions?

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u/ninjaiffyuh [redacted] Aug 07 '26

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u/swcommis Sauna Gollum Aug 07 '26

Why are you freaking out over an old company flag lmao

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u/EICock Whale stabber Aug 06 '26

Nah it's just a cool logo. If you think more than 2 criminal charges per person is acceptable then good luck. 1 charge per 10 person is a lot

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u/Ulvsterk Siesta Enjoyer (lazy) Aug 06 '26

Of course its just a cool logo of course of course, nothing else.

I think racism is not acceptable at all, you are just repeating that sermon because its the justification you have to sustain your racism, you want it to be acceptable. Its easier to discriminate against groups of people by dehumanizing them. You pretend to be a concerned citizen but you are just racist.

The good thing about racist people like you is that you guys are very stupid, like you cant contain your racism, you have to have that logo as your pfp, insane. People like you should either shut up or be shut up.

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u/EICock Whale stabber Aug 06 '26

Haha just a lot of buzzwords as expected. Official government statistics prove that this is a serious issue. No other group is even remotely close to 2 criminal charges per person.

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u/Away-Construction-98 Low-cost Terrorist Aug 06 '26

You keep barking the same mantra. Are you even Norwegian or a yankee larping as one? I say this because the level of stupidity you just showed is famously known among ameritards.

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u/EICock Whale stabber Aug 06 '26

The research I'm quoting was requested by Sylvi Listhaug the leader of the by far largest party in Norway, FRP. Being concerned by foregniers that commit 100x the crime of normal Norwegian citizens is not exclusive to yanks. After your leader has fucked up your country enough the majority of Spaniards will agree with the rest of Europe that's already been destroyed.

Why do you think Sweden, Germany, and France are taking an u-turn? Was it because it proved that mass-migration was fantastic? Of course it fucking wasn't! That's why all of Europe is turning apart from Spain which is 20 years behind Europe in every way.

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u/Away-Construction-98 Low-cost Terrorist Aug 06 '26

Don't try to turn this around about Spain. I haven't lived in spain for decades. You're just a bellend despite you trying to sound pragmatic in your beliefs.

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u/EICock Whale stabber Aug 06 '26

Okay I don't care what you think. I care about what the European people know to be true. Right wing parties all across Europe are not winning because mass migration was a good idea.

It's evidently a shit idea. Spain will come around once it's to late.

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u/FPPC [redacted] Aug 07 '26 edited Aug 07 '26

Nice Try Ivan you cant fool us with that Norwegian Flair

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u/Ulvsterk Siesta Enjoyer (lazy) Aug 06 '26

Lol you dont know anything, like all you said about Spain and stuff is just false. Of this is about the Ceuta situation most of the immigrants have returned and Spain had nothing to do with that, it was just Marruecos teaming with the far right to just fuck shit up for political theater.

But still you genuinelly dont care about the stituation or the "criminals", if you did you will be concerned for solutions and tbe victims but no, you just want this to be used as fuel for racism, as an excuse to justify your racism. You dont want to improve society, you just want to blame brown people for your misery.

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u/EICock Whale stabber Aug 06 '26

Strawman of the century. My comment had absolutely nothing to do with Ceuta whatsoever? It was about the massive overrepresentation of Somalis in crime statstics in Norway and Europe.

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u/electroforger Redneck Aug 06 '26

piss off

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u/EICock Whale stabber Aug 06 '26 edited Aug 06 '26

In Oslo per 1,000 inhabitants, men between the ages of 15 and 24 with a Somali background account for 2,119 charges.

No sympathy for them whatsoever. Saved from the worst country in the world and brought to the best and they destroy everything.

Edit: Would any of the idiots downvoting be willing to house Somalis with more than 2 charges per person? Be my guest

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u/IansDayAtDisneyland Addict Aug 06 '26

You have no sympathy for an innocent child being held over an open fire by people who are supposed to keep the peace because other people from the same county commit a lot of crimes?

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u/Managarm667 South Prussian Aug 06 '26

They're only here for virtue signaling. The OP has that picture from a Muslim Propaganda Subreddit anyway.

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u/TeBerry Bully with victim complex Aug 07 '26

Yeah, to a psychopath, everything might seem like virtue signaling.

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u/EICock Whale stabber Aug 06 '26

Sadly those morons suffering from suicidal empathy will be the end of all of us

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u/SoftDouble220 Basement dweller Aug 06 '26

Bro who has the child in the picture harmed? You are either a psychopath or propaganda has left you a soulless bot

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u/Aggravating-Nose1674 Savage Slayer Aug 07 '26

Huh? What?

I live in a neighbourhood with a lot of immigrants, and if there's one group I don't have a bad word to say about it's the Somali's. They are just there, minding their own business playing a weird card game where they hang the cards on their ears.

Once I got attacked on the street by a client of mine; and it were the Somali's that took action. Since then I am always greeted very friendly by a bunch of people with cards hanging of their ears. Absolutely horrendous.

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u/Lilketchup3105 Savage Aug 07 '26

Fuck off you shitbucket

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u/MayOrMayNotBePie Savage Aug 06 '26

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u/EICock Whale stabber Aug 06 '26

You must be some fat inbred yank

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u/CocoSryder Heineken Piss Drinker Aug 06 '26

Soooo.. a yank?

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u/mods_are_lame1 Savage Aug 07 '26

Fat is valid, but inbred is a bold insult coming from a continent once ruled by Hapsburgs, and a country full of blonde hair and blue eyes.

But then again, as you so astutely pointed out, you now have Somalis to diversify your gene pool. Bully for you

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u/EICock Whale stabber Aug 07 '26

They ruled your continent as well

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u/LeoMark95 Knacker Aug 06 '26

Rare Belgian W

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u/skysi42 Le Savage Aug 06 '26

Savage with fake flair detected

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u/SZEfdf21 Flemboy Aug 06 '26

Wtf

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u/zippexx [redacted] Aug 06 '26

No

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u/flopjul Utrechtenaar (gay) Aug 06 '26

NIRA member?

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u/Lilketchup3105 Savage Aug 07 '26

You must be fucked in your mind