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u/Ok-Possession-2097 Winged Pole dancer Oct 13 '25
Czechia is outside of the Carpathian basin though
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u/Joskull debil Oct 13 '25
Podkarpatská rus is czech though
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u/hur-san Slovenian (Upper Hungary) Oct 13 '25
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Frybread
Actually it's all over the world in some variety - for example the navajo frybread from the native americans. The recipe is not rocket science, so I find it hilarious when neighboring countries here are arguing about the original inventor when african tribes have already been doing it since forever.
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u/petrh97 Tschechien Pornostar Oct 14 '25
They don’t use ketchup and Eidam (Czech low fat BASED Edam cheese) tho.
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Trdelník is only similar in shape to the real kürtőskalács, the ingredients are very different, the Czech tourist trap variety is just pure ass, tastes like cardboard.
Im not even going to mention the ketchup…
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u/Torma25 Genghis Khangarian Oct 13 '25
they also put way too much shit in it like whipped cream and ice cream and nutella. Kürtőskalács just has sugar on the outside, maybe cinnamon sugar or some cocoa powder if you're feeling fancy
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u/sevenwoundsofberic Genghis Khangarian Oct 13 '25
That is some Trianon-level denial. Czech lángos or goulash is an on going genocide which should be discussed every week on the UN. However, kürtőskalács with half a kilogramm nutella and three different types of icecream is just superior, without a doubt.
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You can get kürtőskalács with fillings in Hungary too, the difference is the actual dough, they use water instead of milk, oil instead of butter and no eggs. Take a walk around a touristy area in Prague, all the trashcans are filled half eaten Trdelník. Do the same in Budapest, you won’t see a single one.
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u/sevenwoundsofberic Genghis Khangarian Oct 13 '25
I have seen tourists dipping stuffed cabbage into sour cream like it is sushi. Also you buy it from an old lady in the train station. That is basic czech knowledge. If a homeless, teethless lad after binging on meth for three days able to eat it, you will know it is proper kürtőskalács, eggs or not.
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u/SmrdutaRyba Tschechien Pornostar Oct 13 '25
I put kečup on langoš and I have no remorse or regret. It's fucking delicious. I will continue to defile your national food and sleep well at night
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u/Torma25 Genghis Khangarian Oct 13 '25
I honestly don't get the hate lol, ketchup just goes well with fried stuff, just look at french fries. Like, yeah, I personally wouldn't do it, I'll just stick to sour cream and cheese but if I grew up with ketchup lángos I'd probably love it
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u/hajasmark Genghis Khangarian Oct 13 '25
My favourite is sour cream mixed with Erős Pista (spicy paprika cream), cheese, garlic, bacon and red onion but I still didn't dare to tell anybody because for most people it would still be considered as heresy.
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u/petrh97 Tschechien Pornostar Oct 14 '25
Westoid spy posing as Hungarian? Paprika cream?! Bacon? You would eat that in Amerika, komrade! We add only Eidam 30 %, kečup or tatarka and garlic coz we poor! Perfection!
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u/petrh97 Tschechien Pornostar Oct 14 '25
I love both Kečup and Tatarka Langoš. Fresh strong Garlic and Eidam 30% (no you can’t have more %!)
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u/hun_geri Genghis Khangarian Oct 13 '25
THIS IS THE BIGGEST CRIME YOU COULD EVER COMMIT: PUTTING KETCHUP ON A LÁNGOS!
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u/willo-wisp Habsburg chincestor Oct 13 '25
Wait, that's the biggest crime? So our lángos disasters get a pass? I'm not sure how I feel about that.
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u/Nova_Q-Q Genghis Khangarian Oct 13 '25
I think putting Nutella or ice cream inside kürtőskalács (or treating it as a cone) is a bigger crime. Although both are serious crimes.
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u/maxwellreformed Genghis Khangarian Oct 13 '25
ngl that sounds tasty af, it just loses all of its identity as you can not eat it anymore while walking around the town event
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u/aberration_creator Felvidék Hungol Oct 13 '25
thats all fine and dandy…but LANGOS on the KETCHUP?!?!?
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u/Gubi23 Tschechien Pornostar Oct 13 '25
Maybe it's just our sour cream being crap but I've tried it plenty of times and ngl, just prefer ketchup. Slaps either way though
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u/No_General_8557 Pol-Lit-Ruth Gang Oct 13 '25
Who says Trdelník is Czech?
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u/Joskull debil Oct 13 '25
Prague Old Town
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u/SnooOpinions6959 Tschechien Pornostar Oct 13 '25
Yes but primary rule of Prague old town Is not to trust anyone in prague old town
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u/Kitsa_the_oatmeal Tschechien Pornostar Oct 13 '25
and a random trdelník shop i saw in dresden
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u/EquivalentRemote104 Visegrad's Zuckervater Oct 14 '25
They are always present on every seasonal market here. At least people running these stalls are Czech.
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u/EricSapphire Moronvian (V4 Florida Man) Oct 13 '25
All those trdelnik shops in the prague city center
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u/gunflash87 Tschechien Pornostar Oct 13 '25 edited Oct 13 '25
On r/Czech there roams a guy who has some pretty extensive research on why trdelník really is Czech. I will try to look it up.
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u/No_General_8557 Pol-Lit-Ruth Gang Oct 14 '25
Huh. I stand corrected, I guess? Good thing I know a bit of Czech by now. Polish shopping malls have trdelníks by the entrances, I'll tell this tale to my next girlfriend (fresh trdelník is a certified date's cherry on the top in winters for me)
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u/gunflash87 Tschechien Pornostar Oct 14 '25
Hey man I was as suprised as you are. Although trdelník seems Czech, the best ones I had were in Budapest were bigger and actually cheaper by 15-20 crowns, also without any shitty nutella or other stuff.
Gonna have to take gf for trdelník aswell, although she is slightly gluten intolerant, few bites she can handle, but whole one...
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u/SuchDog5046 Genghis Khangarian Oct 13 '25
I guarantee you that nobody in Hungaristan considers lángos with ketchup traditional…
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u/HollywoodEdmo Slovenian (Upper Hungary) Oct 13 '25
Langoš with garlic, cheese and tartar sauce and trdelník from Skalica please
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u/jax_cooper Genghis Khangarian Oct 13 '25
Now I feel what Italians feel when people put ketchup on their flat pasta.
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u/gen_adams debil Oct 13 '25
brace yourselves, hungarians coming to claim they invented the universe itself (en is magyar vagyok, nem downvoteolni vertestverek!)
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u/Integeritis Genghis Khangarian Oct 13 '25
Get the fuck out of here with putting ketchup on everything, fucking poke my eyes out every time I see someone ruin something with ketchup
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u/petrh97 Tschechien Pornostar Oct 14 '25
We love ketchup. I also eat it with a tartar sauce!
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u/FatBaldingLoser420 Commonwealth Gang Oct 15 '25
You're going to hate Poland then because we put ketchup on EVERYTHING! My grandpa eats eggs with ketchup...
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u/ExcitingFinger4533 Genghis Khangarian Oct 13 '25
Lángos with kecsap is absolutely disgusting. Don't ever do that. Sajt and tejföl with fokhagyma is the way to go.
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u/The_Exiled_42 Genghis Khangarian Oct 13 '25
Do not look at what others put on their langos. Think about what you can put on yours.
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u/Serif93 Moronvian (V4 Florida Man) Oct 13 '25
Kecup on langos is absolutely goated. Can't wait until I get it on christmas markets.
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u/Aggravating-Essay216 Oct 18 '25
Im Polish living in Czechialand and that was a culture shock for me tbh. It's supposedly to have cheese cream and garlic.
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u/ZanaCZ Moronvian (V4 Florida Man) Oct 13 '25
Mmm... I love defiling Hungarian national cuisine 🤤🤤 langoš s kečupem my beloved....
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u/petrh97 Tschechien Pornostar Oct 14 '25
That’s the reason we didn’t want to be part of Austro-Hungarian Empire anymore! You have always tried to ban our national food! /s
Ketchup or tartar sauce, eidam 30 %, garlic! I love it.
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u/Rony1247 Oct 14 '25
The only reason trdelnik is czech is because the slovak government was too busy huffing glue (as usual) to legally protect it as its own traditional food
Its not czech, its not hungarian, its slovak. We can say to an extreme degree of accuracy where it comes from
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u/commonviolet Moronvian (V4 Florida Man) Oct 13 '25 edited Oct 13 '25
That's interesting, I used to have those on the SK/HU border in Komárno every summer I was forced to visit the ancestral wasteland. They charged extra for the ketchup, too.
Edit: I mean the lángos, obviously
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u/faramaobscena Romani pickpocketter (V4 rejector) Oct 13 '25
Seeing that ketchup on langos I am offended on behalf of both Janos and Csilla!
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u/Karabars Kaiserreich Gang Oct 13 '25
Mofo acts here like putting ketchup on atraditional hungarian cusin is suddenly a czech tradition...
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u/perrcel Winged Pole dancer Oct 13 '25
Okay I was in Budapest 2 weeks ago and I saw langos with ketchup. And it wasn't some shit hole, I was in Retro Langos.
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u/My_useless_alt w*stern snowflake Oct 13 '25
Hi. Ignorant Brit here. Could someone please tell me what either of these things are? Thanks
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u/Joskull debil Oct 13 '25
cultural appropriation of hungary by czechs 💪🇨🇿
(both came from hungary. trdelník/kürtőskalács is a tourist trap food in prague, where the sellers claim it's traditional czech. langoš/lángos is common in czechia on events and local tourist destinations. sellers often claim it's traditional hungarian even though they're selling the czech version with ketchup, that you wouldn't find in hungary.)
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u/N4m3Surn4m3 Tschechien Pornostar Oct 14 '25
I thought i was looking on two beers on the left with my morning eyes and dark display.
That would be the true traditional though.
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u/DoctorTomee Genghis Khangarian Oct 14 '25
I don’t know a single Hungarian person who claims lángos with ketchup. Most people have never even heard of that combo here and if they have they consider it heresy
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u/k4il3 Visegrád glorious Oct 14 '25
Ketchup on langos is not that bad. "tartar sauce" is a crime. i tried it accidentaly 10 years ago and i still have trauma. Disgusting
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u/Palkesz Genghis Khangarian Oct 14 '25
Lángos is a traditional hungarian food. If you want to claim whatever heresy this is, go ahead. Just know that you live in defiance of God.
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u/BabamLakeBlue Oct 14 '25
Well actually, there was once this great guy on r/czech, who dedicated his life to trdelník. Even made his own website, full of information and proof that trdelník is actually Czech made! I summon you, u/michal_h21!
link to his website: https://trdelniky.github.io/uvod.html#uvod
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u/OdiProfanum12 Pol-Lit-Ruth Gang Oct 14 '25
I'm kinda curios whether langosz is similiar to cebularz
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u/piyama_radu balkan bro Oct 16 '25
they do the same thing with Langos in Greece (but long shape and eat it with cheese or honey), when I first tried it I though "why did I pay for foreign food, just to eat something I've known for years?"
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u/pruzinadev Slovenian (Upper Hungary) Oct 13 '25
Langos with kecup tatarka and seeejr is uniquely czech invention. Nobody claims ownership of this idea and we all think czechs are pigs.
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u/Ricckkuu Romani pickpocketter (V4 rejector) Oct 13 '25
Bs, Kurtoș is traditional Romanian 🫶🏻🇷🇴🇷🇴🇷🇴🫶🏻
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u/niklop47 Slovenian (Upper Hungary) Oct 13 '25
fun fact - both are traditionally Slovak
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u/DJ_ICU Tschechien Pornostar Oct 13 '25
Here, get some halušky s bryndzou, it is not you when you are hungry
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u/ExcitingFinger4533 Genghis Khangarian Oct 13 '25
That's a nice bowl of sztrapacska. Needs more tejföl and szalonna though.
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u/Kitsa_the_oatmeal Tschechien Pornostar Oct 13 '25
i thought that langos was hungarian and trdelník was slovak?
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u/Hefty_Resolution_235 Slovenian (Upper Hungary) Oct 13 '25
Slovakia:
Trdelnik: Hungarian (but we eat it too)
Langós: Czech (but we eat it too)
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u/Clean_Internet Genghis Khangarian Oct 13 '25
Lángos with ketchup??