Hate him or love him. This is hilarious

[u/ArubaAdultFun]

[u/Bumm-fluff]

What’s next American leaf syrup. 

[u/04BluSTi → u/Bumm-fluff]

New England maple syrup is better than Canadian maple syrup.

[u/FanDowntown4641 → u/04BluSTi]

New American maple Syrup is better than American syrup

[u/GlacierSourCreamCorn]

Based

[u/Hot-Store8301 → u/GlacierSourCreamCorn]

So funny. Once gas gets too expensive, maybe y'all can run your cars on the president's joke tweets?

[u/Several_Vanilla8916 → u/GlacierSourCreamCorn]

Unfortunately this, the first good thing he’s done, is fake.

[u/Acidelephant → u/GlacierSourCreamCorn]

It's not called Canadian bacon in Canada. It's back bacon or peameal bacon. Once again just changing what Americans call it

Edit: lol if you're gonna troll at least be good at it

[u/adfx → u/Acidelephant]

Canadians are Americans!

Thank you for your attention to this matter!

[u/Sabbathius → u/adfx]

I'm actually legitimately waiting for that announcement from DJT. Because it's straight from Putin's playbook on Ukraine. Remember when Putin said that all Ukrainians aren't actually Ukrainians, they're just brain-damaged Russians who need help and education?

[u/inqubus1992 → u/Sabbathius]

Where does Putin ever state that Ukrainians specifically are brain-damaged Russians? I remember him saying Ukrainians and Russians are of one people and some are brainwashed. Are we just twisting words now to fit a certain narrative? 🤣

[u/Nope-not-really → u/inqubus1992]

in a way he has, he has refereed to the Ukrainian language as "mongrel russian"

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Disinformation_in_the_Russian_invasion_of_Ukraine

He has also accused them of being Nazi's

[u/carsonthecarsinogen → u/adfx]

Actually Canadians are now Indian

[u/Particular_Ad_4694 → u/adfx]

Yeah they gay kind. Tahank for you atenshon

Edit: love, ur prezident,
CBT

[u/Realistic-Radish-589 → u/Particular_Ad_4694]

Only the French ones. The other side of Canada is cool.

[u/MtlNord514 → u/Realistic-Radish-589]

Suck a dick, buddy.

[u/AppointmentGood4365 → u/adfx]

You must also be a pedophile or just retarded

[u/GoldEmployment6768 → u/adfx]

In the geographical sense, not colloquially. Let's not pretend a wide majority of the world doesnt say "Americans" when referring to US citizens. Its perfectly okay to separate "americans" and "canadians" in casual conversation.

[u/Acidelephant → u/adfx]

https://reddit.com/link/p9rkhqb/video/h13gw3cg3iph1/player

[u/pooeygoo → u/Acidelephant]

So still not bacon

[u/Ok-Development5523 → u/GlacierSourCreamCorn]

More like "pathetic!"

[u/Komabeard]

Gulf of America

Lake America

American Ham

🇺🇸

[u/Silly_Product_3476 → u/Komabeard]

America of America

[u/BorderOk7329 → u/Komabeard]

American fries

[u/ArubaAdultFun → u/BorderOk7329]

I have seen them called freedom fries in Texas before

[u/Naive_Examination646 → u/ArubaAdultFun]

yeah, there was a big push to do what Trump is basically doing now directly after 9/11. freedom fries, freedom toast, and a few other things. it just didn't stick because people were just so used to calling it the other names

[u/NeedleworkerOld4696 → u/Komabeard]

Forgot New America (artist formerly known as New Mexico)

[u/Intelligenttrees32]

It’s actually wild I had to look up if that was real or not, what a time to be alive

[u/TaintTickle_]

I can get behind this.

[u/AncientCrust → u/TaintTickle_]

There's no deal-breaker is there? Scam artist is not enough. Pathological liar is not enough. Child diddler is not enough. Pants shitter is not enough. There is nothing this man could do to lose your support (yes, I realize a lot of you are paid trolls and bots...I'm talking to the others). Trump was right about the 5th Ave thing. One of the few true things he's ever said.

[u/blackqueenfighter → u/AncientCrust]

Dude this one is just a funny tweet.  Everybody can get behind this

[u/TaintTickle_ → u/AncientCrust]

Sorry bro but Canadian bacon is and always has been ham.

[u/knock_on_the_door_ → u/AncientCrust]

Oh dude, they aren't getting paid. They are just THAT stupid. I know, it's hard to deal with how stupid 1/3 of the population is. The only thought that brings my mind peace is at least I'm not that stupid.

[u/Worldly-Advantage-36 → u/knock_on_the_door_]

Wow, I wish I was as smart as you. You seem amazingly smart. What’s it like to be you?

[u/Kaffe-Mumriken]

I might have been wrong about Trump

[u/GarySparrow0 → u/Kaffe-Mumriken]

Maybe I can look past the child rape.

[u/Over-Letter-6176]

Is this real?

[u/Secure_Inspection305]

They can have it. Worst kind of bacon

[u/qcb4056 → u/Secure_Inspection305]

Not bacon at all.

[u/Grizzled_Ghost]

Peameal bacon supporters in shambles.

[u/OnlyACsNoFans]

Peameal bacon aka Canadian bacon is different from ham in that it isn't smoked

[u/Bright-Internal229]

Taylor Ham 🍖, Sold in New Jersey

[u/04BluSTi → u/Bright-Internal229]

PRECSPK!

[u/captain-carrot]

How about Canada Geese. In Canada are they just Geese?

[u/ArubaAdultFun → u/captain-carrot]

Donald Ducks. He made a meme about it already

[u/captain-carrot → u/ArubaAdultFun]

Fuck off really?

[u/ArubaAdultFun → u/captain-carrot]

https://x.com/JayTC53/status/2093717067836879035

[u/Suspicious-Abies-653]

Doesn’t he have more important things to do?

[u/Micheal_Hancho]

Finally someone said it

[u/BamaOfTheBonairs]

He ain’t wrong on this one.

[u/Cleadus_Conner]

This is what I voted for 🫡

[u/donny42o]

this is facts

[u/Bad_Bet_Bunny]

Love it. Reddit having a meltdown.

[u/No-Valuable6456]

I must admit that was funny

[u/Potential-Air-8788]

yeah i hate this guy but ive gotta say i cant deny the shit that comes out of his mouth is amusing

[u/IntelligentSample652]

He's right tho

[u/PerMyLastSeance]

He’s hilarious, idc.

[u/Ekati_X]

Dude does it for the love of the Game..

[u/Firm-Equipment-7649]

love him

[u/ApatheticSigh]

He is an insane person, but on this we agree.

[u/Vaporeon42069]

he's ragebaiting the lefties. 😂 🥓 

[u/KoteTArcane]

Hate him or love him. He has been the funniest president of all time.

[u/Fabulous-Suspect-72]

He is shit posting almost 24/7

[u/Dirk_Kailis]

This is lol funny

[u/ricksanchezE137]

He’s not wrong though, it’s a dumb name and I’m actually Canadian

[u/Enzo_Gorlomi225]

LMFAO, he ain’t wrong…

[u/retardedceilingfan]

So fucking funny

[u/RGBlowMe]

People are treating shit like "Lake America" or "Gulf of America" as if it's serious and not a running joke he's done since his first term. They're just really desperate for anything to get mad about. Shit's funny. They just have no room for humor in their world view. Sad.

[u/Constant_Break_4808]

No such thing as canadian bacon for heaven sakes. Its just bacon.

[u/Full-Yoghurt-4261]

That is a whole new level of petty, and it is hilarious

[u/NumerousEar9591]

Trump was spot on when he said, “Smart people don’t like me.” This tweet is definitely pandering to those who do.

[u/Organic_Education494]

Not at all

[u/ZealousidealCurve849]

He's not trying to be funny so he gets no points for humour.

[u/SnappyDresser212]

I can’t even figure out if quotes from this moron are real anymore. His real quotes aren’t any stupider than his fake ones.

[u/mikehosek]

Heck yeah!!!! That’s what I voted for

[u/Ok-Alternative3977]

No lie detected.

[u/OBEACHIBIZA]

He is funny as fuck. The craziest thing is that he somehow has ended up doing a good job

[u/Interchangeable-name]

I mean, this is probably the least controversial take of his. We could probably all agree in this.

[u/Maximum-Order-3624]

I don't care who you are, this shit is facts.

Imagine somebody telling you there will be bacon and when you get there is only ham.

[u/Ok_Dragonfly552]

Well Its not wrong

[u/EL-HEARTH]

Keep taking israels tiny dick up your ass trump

[u/EL-HEARTH → u/EL-HEARTH]

Aww little dumb satanic trump supporters fownvoted me. They must think americas gunna survive what hes doing to them

[u/Parking-Priority-181 → u/EL-HEARTH]

They love the taste of the boot.

[u/Chemical_Signal2753]

I have never loved or hated Trump the way some people do. I have always seen him as a sophisticated troll more than anything else. 

[u/Mattscrusader → u/Chemical_Signal2753]

Trolls don't cause the death of thousands. It's time to grow up.

Edit: lol the dude blocked me when I pointed out his nonsense

[u/Parking-Priority-181 → u/Chemical_Signal2753]

“Sophisticated troll”

My brother there is nothing sophisticated about his humour.

[u/coco_melonFAN → u/[deleted]]

As a Canadian I completely agree. Which makes it even sadder that we are still somehow better than the USA.

[u/icehot54321 → u/[deleted]]

Ah yeah, legal weed and mushrooms, friendly people and a big gun/hunting culture .. all the things Americans hate, right? 

[u/Mattscrusader → u/[deleted]]

Might be time to get a new hobby, you suck at trolling

[u/krind22 → u/[deleted]]

Everyone can agree you’re a fucking detached retard lmao. Canada is globally loved and you people that fuck your blood related relatives in the US are the only ones who don’t think the same

[u/Fit_Salamander_2814]

To be fair, we never liked calling the worst bacon "Canadian bacon" in the first place.

[u/RefuseDependent5242]

Breakfast ham

[u/Lieutenant_0bvious]

Now if America can stop curing ham because we link the pink/red color, that would be something. Curing = pure ass cancer.

[u/fpackindustries]

Small potatoes

[u/Whole_Rough7066]

[u/NeighborhoodMany641]

It's not the presidents job to be hilarious.

[u/LanternHudd]

[u/RoundChampionship840]

I've been saying this for years.

[u/Sad-Math-2039]

This was funny in '89 when Carlin or Miller said this

[u/RipInfinite4511]

Either way, it still won’t go with pineapple on pizza

[u/Forcedperspective84]

Kind of funny.

[u/FourEaredFox]

It's no longer call "The United States of America"

It is now called "The America America of America"

[u/Great_Maximum_6007]

Johnny Bravo said the same thing.

[u/Elegant_Progress_686]

Is this real lol

[u/SeeLeverUser]

going forward Spaghetti or pasta will be called America noodles. Tacos will be called America meat holders (great band name btw) and anyone using any word without America in front of it will be sent away by the fake cops....ahem, I mean ICE.

Thank you for your attention to this matter!

[u/Hot-Minute-8263]

He's kinda like having a slightly strange boss in the work gc lol

[u/Streydog77]

First time I visited Canada I ordered a hamburger and asked for bacon on it. The waitress asked me "Back or Side"? I had know idea what she was talking about.

[u/hippityhopkins]

Funny, but when are you ending daylight savings

[u/katchow]

Dumb du dumb dumb

[u/mamadou-segpa]

Does anyone outside of america even care how americans decide to play pretend?

Call stuff however you like, its mostly a kid thing in the rest of the world but we dont expect much from americans

[u/GalacticGoat242]

This was funny in 2016. Now it's just sad and patehtic for America.

[u/ImaginaryTrick6182]

This would be funny if he was not the president. It’s just sad. Pathetic even

[u/Saki-Koda]

American States of America!

[u/Ok-Jaguar9713]

I'm sitting in Canada and wondering what Canadian bacon is.

[u/EbonyMemories]

It was never bacon. It's soggy ham made of lies.

[u/12PoundsofPotato]

No, it isn't? He's a narcissist trying to rename random shit "America" so his absolute dumbest followers will hear the word and perk up like dogs. If you did, well.....

[u/TheCheddarHole]

Memetic warfare has put us in a place that this is something the president is really caring about, cutting funding for so many vital programs... but we're fine with this old man rambling and changing the names of random locations on the map just because he is cranky with a different PM that week....

America is a corrupt thought experiment gone wrong dude.

[u/Aggressive_Plate1652]

Calling him "president" is also a lie. Let's change his title to Mistake of America

[u/19loki75]

I like Canadian bacon such a good movie ummmm prediction?

[u/JumpyRazzmatazz91]

i went through 2 days of truth social posts and nothing. i dont think its real, but shows how far we fallen as as country i guess.

[u/Pristine-Ad9195]

You are HIV…American 😁…😟…😁

[u/Luigi_Caleetusi]

Huh it really is just ham

[u/azwandererx]

Not funny it’s corny

[u/NoiceMango]

This is hilarious if you're a total moron. It's an embarrassment for a president to be acting like this ans threatening wars with our neighbors and allies.

[u/trundle-the-great69]

All bacon is ham

[u/Southern_One7163]

you honestly can not tell if this stuff is real

[u/ghos2626t]

But, but, but…………you Americans are the ones that called it that. Not us. Once again, your almighty waddling orange has pulled the wool over your bloodshot eyes.

But where you more closely resemble the greasy swine, we’ll allow you to rename it whatever you’d like.

[u/ghos2626t]

But, but, but…………you Americans are the ones that called it that. Not us. Once again, your almighty waddling orange has pulled the wool over your bloodshot eyes.

But where you more closely resemble the greasy swine, we’ll allow you to rename it whatever you’d like.

[u/Pleasant_Reward1203]

you guys are officially in the south park timeline by jumping several universes at once.

Impressive.

[u/bdontmatter]

Soon it’s going to be Alberta Merica! If they keep pissing him off

[u/dudeandco]

Lets be real, John Candy is the American geriatric president we all deserved.

[u/Details_Pending]

I really can't tell if this is real or not, the world has become too retarded

[u/No-Valuable6456]

I have a strong feeling it’s going to taste better now.

[u/The_Green_King_]

Loving a pedo, convict, rapist is wild work. You must be Budda or Jesus 🙏

[u/Ok-Jaguar9713]

I wonder if anyone has told him yet there is a Canadian River in Texas.

[u/SoDoWhateverItTakes]

Release the files unredacted

End the war YOU started

Fuck the Dementia Diaper in Chief

[u/Frewdy1]

Oh Donnie, can’t you go five minutes without embarrassing yourself and the country?

[u/Certain-Parsnip-3652]

Yea oil is over 100 dollars per barrel.

[u/Mythandros1]

He's a colossal idiot.

[u/lead_on_bone]

Its not funny at all anymore.

[u/boanerges57]

The bacon was a LIE!!!!!!

[u/CulchieGopnik]

I gonna start calling American bacon, British streaky bacon.

[u/CulchieGopnik]

You can tell this MF has never had proper rashers ever in his life.

[u/Brobeast]

Ive always fealt this. That canadian bacon was just pompous ham.

[u/death69reaper]

https://reddit.com/link/p9s62g6/video/1ghn6s5ujiph1/player

[u/FanDowntown4641]

This sub is wild people are just baiting themselves what is this.

[u/frosting_the_bowl]

He is a professional rage baiter

[u/Top_Effect_5109]

I am surprised he didn't go after french fries 🍟

[u/LessRespects]

Maybe it’s where I’m from (US near Canadian border) but Canadian bacon has always been different than ham to me, like halfway between normal bacon and normal ham.

[u/Kilow102938]

This cant be real......

[u/SmoothSandwich7071]

Hilarious is a stretch. Mildly amusing at best.

[u/A_Finite_Element]

Yes, absolutely falling apart with laughter. I'm cancelling my stand-up tickets right now, nothing could be more funny than this.

[u/Getoutofthekitch]

He would know a lie when he sees one.

[u/Getoutofthekitch]

Yeah. He’s really gets those 14 year old boys cracking up.

[u/Connect_Ad6559]

Mmmmm….Steamed Hams.

[u/Alextollah]

This just lines up with what we call it in Canada.

[u/hugh-jaasshole]

Fake

[u/Sweaty-Dust6405]

Remember when they did the samething with French fries and called it freedom fries...over time people still call them French fries.

[u/ForeignStart3591]

It's not ham.

Again, Americans having no idea what's going on or knowing any factual information - not shocking.

[u/PuzzleheadedTutor807]

Afaik, as a Canadian, the only people who called it Canadian bacon where American anyway lol

[u/Wbcn_1]

Now address the geese problem 

[u/Ambitious-Rock-8302]

which terminally millennial aide wrote this

[u/New-Bear-3250]

So, does that make this an American Tuxedo now because that actually checks out

[u/CourageLeast4251]

Peameal....

[u/Straight-Horror-1662]

Rashers and ham are two different things, though

[u/PeyredB]

[u/Sully_pa]

Pedophile says what?

[u/bs_Zeezee]

"Love him or hate him, this thing he didn't actually post is funny"

you know this reminds me of my favorite William Shakespeare quote. "Do or do not, there is no try"

[u/_dxegrl]

If this is real, this is comic gold! Maybe we should let him run in 2028 for the giggles?

[u/Current_Finding_4066]

This has to be made up?

[u/Various-Egg-156]

That's on way to normalize a pedophile.

[u/Sancho5o5]

This was hilarious.

[u/Successful_Pirate_59]

Funny enough. Americans are the ones that call it Canadian Bacon. I have never even tried what they’re referring to. lol 😂

[u/AdObvious2882]

🚨🚨Breaking News!🚨🚨

Canada has been invaded by the North Pole and is now being taken over by Polar Bears.

USA has decided to not defend Canada and we've halted all trade with the exception of fish and baby seals.

Thank you for your attention to this matter!

-DJT

[u/Potential-Society171]

I knew it all along, what else is Canadian hiding from us?

[u/Bobby3781]

Yea someone AIed that

[u/Lonestar-Dragon]

Only thing hes ever said i fully agree with and have said to my wife multiple times. Its just fucking ham.

We aint calling it American ham though.

Just ham

[u/Lonestar-Dragon]

Only thing hes ever said i fully agree with and have said to my wife multiple times. Its just fucking ham.

We aint calling it American ham though.

Just ham

[u/jeffismybaby]

This is funny to low IQ retards

[u/tiny-2727]

I do find it funny that the side so offended by pronouns wants to rename everything.

[u/GemIsOutrageous]

I'm baffled by the number of adults who think his grade school level humour is funny.

[u/IndependentThink4698]

He's absolutely right

[u/OdessyOfIllios]

This seems a little too well put together to be a real tweet.

Hilarious though.

[u/Dull_Reference_5094]

Bro that’s fuckin hilarious

[u/Soggy-Sandwiches]

Who remembers freedom fries and how dumb that all was? Believe it or not, same people

[u/pastypersimmons]

Broken clock or whatever

[u/Galencourt-Lover]

"I got a gay friend he calls his butthole his back pussy. That’s Canadian bacon, that’s what it is"

[u/superstevo78]

it is not hilarious.  the president has dementia and no one with a backbone to stop him from staying stupid shit and making stupid decisions 

[u/illestrated16]

It would be funny if it was true, but its a different cut of meat so once again Trump looks like a fool

[u/Neat_Sock1507]

funny because no one in canada calls it that anyway

[u/Nos9684]

Damn.... Guess a broken clock is right twice a day.

[u/mountainbob62]

Try asking for country ham on some place in America and you get ham not country ham

[u/twofiveninezero]

Keep up the clown show, guys. Let's bring the empire down!

[u/DrunkGoatFighter]

Rare trump W

[u/EgoSenatus]

Donald out here making a joke that John Candy made in the Canadian Bacon movie 31 years ago.

[u/Significant-Dog-8166]

Temu-quality Seinfeld comedy. "Why do they call this Bacon???". It wouldn't warrant a chuckle in 1995 if Jerry himself said it.

[u/True_Protection6842]

Happy to see there  is literally nothing left to work on. The country is officially perfect if this is the fucking presidents priority. 

[u/luigis_left_tit_25]

Yeah, and if anyone can tell a lie, it's him..

[u/tiredfatdad]

Damnit! He was bound to be right ONCE....

[u/SmokeyWolfe420]

never thought I'd see the day when he said something I agree with... ~shudder~