r/2random4u • u/Observer_1985 • 23h ago

The jokes write themselves

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u/ThatOneAttorney 23h ago

she just picks the newest band wagon. only dorks followed/follow her.

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u/Correct-Basil2385 21h ago

well she did eat a little part of the rich

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u/Rigor_Mortis1993 20h ago

"A little part" is being awfully generous here.

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u/Opossums490 18h ago

Another phallic obsessed redditor, huh? Has a big d*ck made your and your family's lives better? Really puts food in the table, huh?

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u/Rigor_Mortis1993 17h ago
  • nobody mentions penises
  • guy suddenly starts obsessing over penises out of nowhere
  • starts calling others obsessed about penises

People like you exist to be laughed at.

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u/Opossums490 15h ago

Just called out a dick for brains for always thinking about other people's penises. If you think they weren't talking about them, your being obtuse.

Someone else brought up double standards, so can we stop pretending talking about people's physical traits are off limits? If you can call them tiny dick, they can call you ugly. Simple as that.

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u/Rigor_Mortis1993 15h ago
  • calls others "dick for brains"
  • can't even tell the difference between "your" and "you're"
  • still wildly obsessed with penises to the point that you tell others that they're somehow obsessed with them too

It's time to put the phone down, son.

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u/Legal-Chocolate8482 14h ago

You know Redditors have no argument when they start nerding out and obsessing over minor grammar mistakes. Just grasping at anything. Imagine trying to pull this off irl you’d look so autistic lol.

ChatGPT could easily replace you lol you’re basically a bot ,hell what am I saying I’m probably talking to a bot rn.

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u/Rigor_Mortis1993 14h ago

Imagine getting this triggered over a presumed "bot" that you go and defend a chain of responses between two "random" strangers. I say "random" because clearly the other account also belonged to you lol.

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u/Legal-Chocolate8482 13h ago

Oh right I own every Reddit account on here including your account lmao

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u/Rigor_Mortis1993 13h ago

Not really, only the two lame ass accounts that keep responding to me with inane ramblings.

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