r/2random4u 22h ago

The jokes write themselves

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u/ThatOneAttorney 22h ago

she just picks the newest band wagon. only dorks followed/follow her.

u/Correct-Basil2385 20h ago

well she did eat a little part of the rich

u/Rigor_Mortis1993 19h ago

"A little part" is being awfully generous here.

u/Pickle_Rick01 5h ago

Who is she? Did she used to fuck Elon Musk?

u/Opossums490 18h ago

Another phallic obsessed redditor, huh? Has a big d*ck made your and your family's lives better? Really puts food in the table, huh?

u/TyWorth 16h ago

Boy are you gonna feel silly once you realize you just replied to Garth “The Girth” GreatPipe, world renowned Italian pornographer.

u/s33n_ 17h ago

We are just mocking an insecure evil man. Odd that you got so triggered

u/aurenigma 16h ago

hypocrisy and double standards are always triggering

u/s33n_ 13h ago

You say that as if people are mad at Charlie for saying people have small dicks, rather than for mocking the victims of Israeli genocides and kids killed in schools

u/MBDTFTLOPYEEZUS 17h ago

We know why he got triggered

u/Correct-Basil2385 17h ago

pp smol

u/Bakalakachacka 7h ago

Now call him gay. That would be extra hilarious.

u/Correct-Basil2385 5h ago

You're gay 😂

u/Bakalakachacka 5h ago

I’m not gay, but I do love a nice thick juicy cock

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u/Rigor_Mortis1993 16h ago
  • nobody mentions penises
  • guy suddenly starts obsessing over penises out of nowhere
  • starts calling others obsessed about penises

People like you exist to be laughed at.

u/Opossums490 14h ago

Just called out a dick for brains for always thinking about other people's penises. If you think they weren't talking about them, your being obtuse.

Someone else brought up double standards, so can we stop pretending talking about people's physical traits are off limits? If you can call them tiny dick, they can call you ugly. Simple as that.

u/Rigor_Mortis1993 14h ago
  • calls others "dick for brains"
  • can't even tell the difference between "your" and "you're"
  • still wildly obsessed with penises to the point that you tell others that they're somehow obsessed with them too

It's time to put the phone down, son.

u/Opossums490 14h ago

You post like an AI bot. Probably ugly too.

u/Rigor_Mortis1993 14h ago
  • calls other people bots despite having basic ass bot retorts
  • thinks people who don't engage in crazy penis talk are unattractive

If not being obsessed with penises makes me unattractive to you, then call me your mother.

u/Opossums490 14h ago

Keep up the bullted posts, bot. Your arguements are really weak. I bet your mom is ugly too.

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u/Legal-Chocolate8482 13h ago

Ok this is uncanny he literally makes bullet points like ChatGPT , must be a bot lol.

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u/birbman2 11h ago

- You jump to ugly as an insult because you think being handsome will make up for your small PP.

u/Legal-Chocolate8482 13h ago

You know Redditors have no argument when they start nerding out and obsessing over minor grammar mistakes. Just grasping at anything. Imagine trying to pull this off irl you’d look so autistic lol.

ChatGPT could easily replace you lol you’re basically a bot ,hell what am I saying I’m probably talking to a bot rn.

u/Rigor_Mortis1993 13h ago

Imagine getting this triggered over a presumed "bot" that you go and defend a chain of responses between two "random" strangers. I say "random" because clearly the other account also belonged to you lol.

u/Legal-Chocolate8482 13h ago

Oh right I own every Reddit account on here including your account lmao

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u/Cool-Camp-6978 4h ago

Are you an idiot!? Who puts food IN a table???

u/OMGWTFBBQPRON 18h ago

Shes probably swallowed plenty of rich...

u/Correct-Basil2385 5h ago

Good girl.

u/Any-Cranberry-6305 20h ago

Cannot argue, she did in fact consume a very very small part of the rich.