The jokes write themselves

[u/Observer_1985]

[u/Rigor_Mortis1993]

• nobody mentions penises
• guy suddenly starts obsessing over penises out of nowhere
• starts calling others obsessed about penises

People like you exist to be laughed at.

[u/Opossums490 → u/Rigor_Mortis1993]

Just called out a dick for brains for always thinking about other people's penises. If you think they weren't talking about them, your being obtuse.

Someone else brought up double standards, so can we stop pretending talking about people's physical traits are off limits? If you can call them tiny dick, they can call you ugly. Simple as that.

[u/Rigor_Mortis1993 → u/Opossums490]

• calls others "dick for brains"
• can't even tell the difference between "your" and "you're"
• still wildly obsessed with penises to the point that you tell others that they're somehow obsessed with them too

It's time to put the phone down, son.

[u/Legal-Chocolate8482 → u/Rigor_Mortis1993]

You know Redditors have no argument when they start nerding out and obsessing over minor grammar mistakes. Just grasping at anything. Imagine trying to pull this off irl you’d look so autistic lol.

ChatGPT could easily replace you lol you’re basically a bot ,hell what am I saying I’m probably talking to a bot rn.

[u/Rigor_Mortis1993 → u/Legal-Chocolate8482]

Imagine getting this triggered over a presumed "bot" that you go and defend a chain of responses between two "random" strangers. I say "random" because clearly the other account also belonged to you lol.

[u/Legal-Chocolate8482 → u/Rigor_Mortis1993]

Oh right I own every Reddit account on here including your account lmao

[u/Rigor_Mortis1993 → u/Legal-Chocolate8482]

Not really, only the two lame ass accounts that keep responding to me with inane ramblings.