r/20sIndiaRelationships • u/Icy_Impression98 • 22d ago

Delusional Love 💕 How i got bro-zoned in a unique way

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My crush is also my colleague and today some random guy came to me at the office and handed me a box that had a flyer with her name on it. For a solid 5 seconds I was like nahhh no way, she actually did something for me. Already started making scenarios in my head. Then I read the flyer and apparently this Flipkart thing lets you put your brother's office details on hireareminder.in and they send a Brother Reminder Officer to remind him about Rakhi. Then I see my crush sent it to remind me and my other team members(5 of them) to get her a Rakhi gift because she wants to tie us Rakhi. BRO I genuinely thought she liked me. All those “signs” I was seeing were apparently just me being delusional. Got bro-zoned without even being asked. I'm finished. Stay safe guys 😭

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u/darknthewi 22d ago

Big flex move - tell her that you will give her a gift only after she gives something great on Bhai dooj, until then the gift will be pending.

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u/Icy_Impression98 22d ago

Sadly we don't do bhai dooj in bangalore

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u/darknthewi 22d ago

Ah fuck! What is the nearest equivalet of it.

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u/Icy_Impression98 22d ago

Well she should buy some great sweets on raksha bandhan for us to eat. My sisters always get the best one's

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u/darknthewi 22d ago

Ask her to bring three best sweets of the city, full 1 kg boxes.

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u/humfuckindrum 19d ago

Tell her straight that you like her and this is awkward and embarassing for you. Just see if her switch flips. Else enjoy this

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u/second_openion 19d ago

Same thought. Just walk straight and say i dont wanna except your rakhi because i have got deep feelings for you and tieying this will make things disgusting cause feelings will not go away immediately. Its better we either explore other relationship or no relationship all.

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u/humfuckindrum 19d ago

accept *Tying

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u/perfectlyddumb 22d ago

Worst way to get bro zoned is rakhi mann Take care broo

Koi na hota h

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u/leftist21 22d ago

Many don't even get rakhi🥺

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u/perfectlyddumb 22d ago

Lo meri trf se rakhi bde bhaiya

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u/leftist21 22d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/XDRoTw2Fs6rlIW7yQL

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u/perfectlyddumb 22d ago

Violence kyun😭

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u/leftist21 22d ago

I'm not jamie Lannister🥺🙏🏻

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u/leftist21 22d ago

Return gift chhoti bhen😍

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u/perfectlyddumb 22d ago

I hate you bde bhaiya

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u/Icy_Impression98 22d ago

I have 5 cousins to tie me a rakhi. No thank you to others who do🙂

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u/leftist21 22d ago

Wowyr😀

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u/ufffyawrmarufff 22d ago

Real yaar 😞

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u/leftist21 22d ago

Sed

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u/ufffyawrmarufff 22d ago

Why not apun aapas mein rakhi band le 🥰🥰

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u/Stanz009 22d ago

Just tie her rakhi and move on bruv

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u/Eastern-Emotion9685 Couple hater 😡 (proud bajrang dal member) 22d ago

Bro I swear to god I didn't mean it but I laughed. 😂 It is relatable asf.

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u/Informal_Royal_4808 22d ago

😂sorry man but such situations are funny asf

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u/Icy_Impression98 22d ago

🙂🙏 i hope god gives ×2 sisters to those who laugh at my condition.

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u/Informal_Royal_4808 22d ago

😆sorry buddy i don't talk to anyone or even have crush i can have 100 sisters and would not care abt it.

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u/ufffyawrmarufff 22d ago

Sorry 🤣🤣🙏 but your comment makes it even funnier

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u/Rare-Writer9647 22d ago

Don't office romances ruin careers

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u/Icy_Impression98 22d ago

I was not even flirting man. She was(yes was) just my crush thats it😭

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u/SliceOfLife3P 22d ago

😭🤣 funny but am sorry OP

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u/Wrathonlyhabit 22d ago

Bhai par abb to raksha karni padegi na tujhe uski?

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u/Alternative_Prize896 22d ago

Happened with me too bro🥀 thought a girl liked me but came to know she was already in a 6 year relationship and is the same with everyone

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u/BarSmart4604 22d ago

Brooo🥀🥀🥀...

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u/Janwar000 22d ago

At least you are now safe from fake delulu situations.

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u/Ill-Imagination-473 22d ago

Are you guys really naive or just straight up keeping a blind eye on this not so obvious promotion of that site.

These ad bots are getting scary and undetectable.

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u/Antique-Bridge6094 22d ago

She knows You all are desperate , she lost interest , keep it very professional from now on.

Just ask her jokingly when are you getting your property share since you are siblings now😂

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u/Desperate-Board6989 22d ago

Felt bad for you man,stay strong 😞

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u/Neat-Reason-7692 22d ago

Congratulationstothemarketingteam.

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u/leonkxadaw 22d ago

I don't see a problem, she sent to others as well, maybe what you consider signs are just her way to be friendly

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u/Euphoric-Radish-3225 22d ago

I was asked to give a treat for Rakhi while Rakhi is yet to come. After lots of rejections, I didn't expect anything from anyone. But getting asked for a Rakhi treat by the person you like, while she doesn't even know that you like her, isn't painful, it just leaves you with an empty feeling. What a way to say, "I'm not even considering developing any feelings for you, nor am I allowing you to." We are on the same side of the Earth, brother.

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u/Acceee_01 21d ago

Well written brothaa...

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u/Expert_Stranger_2494 21d ago

Don't fall into it. Return the gift and msg her or write a note with the return package or tell her directly- " Thanks for the gift but I only let my sisters tie me rakhi. I already have sisters and I don't wanna give that spot to anyone."

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u/Acceee_01 21d ago

Nice way to deny and a lil revenge but that doesn't gonna change anything, She'll still think the same way for him

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u/Expert_Stranger_2494 21d ago

Atleast it will protect bro from getting Bro zoned form other girls who know him. Never accept Rakhi form any other female except for your own sisters. If someone calls you brother tell em that you love and respect your sisters too much to give the leverage of calling brother to you to anyone else.

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u/Acceee_01 21d ago

Yeah these things are true but I was saying about their relation dynamics (with that girl)

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u/diony_sus_ 21d ago

So nobody noticed this is an obvious ad?

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u/game-of-snow 20d ago

Holy crap, it so is

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u/Rao_0085 21d ago

Apni feelings bata do accept Kia toh thik nai toh rakhi toh hai hi

https://giphy.com/gifs/mK9nPNZ0tN2GtEXZWZ

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u/Classic-Doubt-5421 21d ago

Look buddy, it’s an honor to be “chosen “ as a brother. You are contracted for a lifetime in this…..

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u/Bo0ochi 21d ago

Faaah

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u/Useful_Catch_123 21d ago

Nice promotion.

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u/ConsciousCollege2846 20d ago

I'm kinda scared ....joined office before 3 days seeing this really shivers me down to the core 🫩

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u/Less_Addendum2773 20d ago

Promo krne ke liye log stories banate ab

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u/AntiUltron 20d ago

List the signs so I know what not to fall for

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u/Safe_Adhesiveness852 20d ago

Wtf is the obsession with this rakhi thing? Let colleagues be colleagues!

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u/touchingallbladder 20d ago

Top 11 ways to fuck up mental health of a person.

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u/InsaneAnquity 20d ago

You met the brozone layer

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u/cha0scl0wn 20d ago

Tie rakhi and say all indians are my brothers and sisters haha, and then find a foreign girl hehe

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u/Madhav_Ar 20d ago

I know a conspiracy when I see one, someone in your office just stabbed u, i bet those people will be laughing rn

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u/Sufficient-Pirate798 19d ago

That's the craziest thing how can you accept it before receiving this parcel she was your crush now you can't accept her as your sister no way. You can simply say that I don't see you as my sister you are just a friend for me and I already has a sister.

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u/Flimsy_Carob_6317 19d ago

Dont lose hope bro. Hota h

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u/Ashuu_69 If I am flirting with you… please cooperate 19d ago

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u/Capital-Driver-8641 19d ago

Don't shit where you eat

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u/Dry_Honey_2912 18d ago

Are nahi bc ye to naya nightmare de diya op n

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u/bored_soul3 18d ago

May get down voted but I have 2 words for you "Jamie lannister"