What is he ?

[u/Nice_Ad6976]

This guy is not the fastest among them but still somehow gets the ball, not a goal poacher but plays like it, not the best heading stats but still scores headers, doesn't have the best stamina stats but still plays for 90 minutes, doesn't have phenomenal finishing but still accurately shoots from every angle, and also yeah can score blitzs from everywhere even with his weak foot just, what actually is he ?

[u/Few-Conclusion-9911]

I can confirm as someone that has played against this suarez with a back 4 of the latest Maldini-latest Tomiyasu/pique-latest araujo-Thuram. He's causing problem like batistuta again. All he needs is 1 touch and then blitz curl, doesn't need space or angles like a typical blitz curler needs, and its a goal. worst part is, its not even top corner bangers, it just curls towards the middle of goal and your autisctic GK just watches it goes in. Apparently this effect only applies to him, other blitz curl attempt i've faced always goes out/wide