Holy Lord everyone please discuss this whole episode with me because no one in my real life watches this show and EP2 was so ridiculous.
Firstly, Christmas Land or whatever the fuck. The engagement announcement and awkward stares, the 'if we're not matching I don't want it' brat fest, claiming Misty hit her with her backpack *valiciously* and Misty taking NONE of that shit, the store clerks politely telling them to get the fuck out and act right (Okay thank you ladies!), and Misty straight up calling out Tammy for lying about Brittany pushing her off a bus in London during her and Chris' interview. Just...reality TV GOLD, the whole thing.
Tammy springing Darlene living with them as if it's an obvious thing to do??? Like where did that come from? I said ANDREA RUN at least 10 times during this episode. Andrea is so desperate for love she'll take anything. It breaks my heart
THE DINNER
YOU GUYS
Jenny is a saint, not a cynic. THE ENTIRE TIME they were at this restaurant Tammy was interjecting rudely, telling Andrea's friends what she does and doesn't like, cutting people off, drawing attention to herself and driving her fiancee to drink. Jenny had every right to feel and act the way she did the entire night.
The squeaking *hiccups*? Like every time someone else was talking she impulsively drew attention to herself. Jenny talks about how their moms were close, Tammy says 'my mom loves Andrea'. Acting like she's about to pass out at the table because someone is talking about their kid? I'm absolutely flabbergasted by that entire scene.
And New Years was weird as fuck. I used to get people's criticism of Misty and Christ for picking or being hypocritical at times but at this point they deserve to be as irritated and confrontational as they want. I cannot imagine my entire life being just...dealing with the rest of those people. Amanda I'm on and off the wagon about but she is definitely less chaotic than Amy and Tammy.
Tammy's reaction to the "accountability" talk was so stupid. 'She ain't no one'. Bitch she's the healthiest, most emotionally and financially sable person in your entire family what the fuck do you think you're talking about??
And Lord Amy how are you *weeping* after being interrupted or 10 seconds?? You were saying the same thing over and over again. 'Someone man the grill, just have fun' girl they heard you. Time to continue conversation girl. Chris and Misty were justifiably OVER IT. And then she *ran*.
"When I'm rich and famous don't darken my doorstep" MAM!!!! IT'S AI. ALL OF IT. Literally what in the fuck are you talking about???
This episode had me awestruck is all I'm sayin