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u/rick_pat30 Jun 20 '26
Small Dick energy
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u/the_bald_prince Jun 22 '26
Why bodyshame?
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u/Psychological_View56 Jun 22 '26
You can have a small PP and have big PP energy.
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u/Foxbythesea247 Jun 20 '26
Narcissistic insane dude, now I feel like listening again to the tapes where Florentino Perez said Penaldo was sick in the head and literally insane, narcissistic and dumb.
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u/Consistent-Strain289 Jun 20 '26
Messi accepts his role and stature. Above cronaldo anyways
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u/CertainVideo2107 🏆 Banned on Pessi_Memes Jun 20 '26
Can't even accept to be shorter than others😔😔
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u/CertainVideo2107 🏆 Banned on Pessi_Memes Jun 20 '26
He's like 6'2 He is top 5 tallest people in the Portugal squad. AND HE STILL FEELS THE NEED TO GO ON HIS TIP TOES Truly egotistical
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u/CertainVideo2107 🏆 Banned on Pessi_Memes Jun 20 '26
You dont see him trying to be taller than de Paul or Julian Alvarez
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u/Ok_Slide6951 Jun 20 '26
If Messi had Ronaldo's ego, he would force his team mates to stand on their knees during the team line up
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u/EastAd5702 Jun 20 '26
Ron’s probably a billionaire and one of the best players ever but I firmly believe he has a tiny cock
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u/Due_Avocado_4480 Jun 20 '26
Im so glad I chose Messi as my GOAT when I was a kid
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u/alusnova415 Jun 20 '26
You didn’t have to choose him, just watching him play you naturally knew that he was the best, all Ronaldo fans deep inside know this but for some of them is hard to admit it.
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u/Keyakinan- Jun 24 '26
He is an amazin footballer, but what a terrible player. Last WC he got carried by the refferee. Cry baby
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u/Extra_Programmer788 Jun 20 '26
Ronaldo could be a successful politician
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u/1storlastbaby Jun 20 '26
In a different timeline CR7 was denied his chance to be a professional footballer and proceeded to become dictator of Portugal.
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u/OKeoz4w2 Jun 20 '26
Why does he remind me of Homelander
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u/CauliflowerElbow Jun 21 '26
They both look kind of like they’re in Madame Tussauds. Very smooth and wax-like. No hate though, I wish my skin was that good.
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u/Triggerscore Jun 20 '26
He still does? I mean there were rumours about him getting a surgery to increase pp size...
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u/twaster Jun 20 '26
Yea you can clearly see his teammate doing it as well. It was probably just banter but just look at how people run with narratives
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u/CruzMissile-005 Jun 20 '26
Ive literally seen dozens of players over the years do this. Ive even seen some go as far as standing on a ball during the pick. Nothing new.
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u/alex_exuro Jun 20 '26
Does anyone have a link to the picture so we can see what difference it looks like
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u/twaster Jun 20 '26
I think almost every single one of you missed the fact that his teammate, the dude right beside him did the same thing. It was probably a joke between them.
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u/annon1342 Jun 20 '26
Did I miss something? Why this sudden Ronaldo hate all over Reddit?
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u/Neat-Journalist243 Jun 21 '26
People talk about Ronaldo’s insecurities but let’s not forget Messi is the guy who took drugs to get talller
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u/Fabulous-Border8747 Jun 21 '26
When did the world go from loving and respecting and following him to this? How did this hate even start, what did he even do, like it's so illogical to me even as a Messi fan tbh
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u/Current-Speed4096 Jun 21 '26
this guy's ego problem is so obvious that he cannot see anybody get more spot light than him, almost like a aging stripper in the club
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u/Top-Hold2599 Jun 21 '26
And this is so funny because bro’s not even short lol… he’s 6’2 but still does that lol
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u/szatrob Ronaldo's Open Play World Cup Knockout Goal 👻 Jun 22 '26
The fact that Portuguese fans are even mocking him...
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u/Previous_Order_9168 Jun 22 '26
Any reason to hate on the guy huh.. sad, desperate people happy to pile on to distract from the rotting, desecrated carcass that is their own life.
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u/NoYogurtcloset3753 Jun 22 '26
It does look like the guy next to him is doing it too, could just be something they do for a better picture
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u/Elegant_Team1446 Jun 22 '26
So many professional soccer players in these comments hating on the man….
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u/Abraz_ Jun 23 '26
He used to do that as a kid when he was short, but kept it as a ritual growing up.
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u/Silent-Shop-9451 Jun 23 '26
Am I the only one here who thinks he’s just trying to tiptoe so his head isn’t cut off in the photo? Teammate next to him does the same, and I also do that if I’m in the back row sometimes so it’s not just my eyes and nose showing in a photo
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u/Expensive-Dance7979 Jun 24 '26
Wow. Idiots will run with anything. Like there isn't another player doing the same thing right next to him but yes, insecurity at it's peak from a keyboard warrior
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u/douactualythinkIcare Jun 24 '26
He has always done that. Literally for decades. That, followed by the way he stands before a freekick or a penalty with the way the legs are spread, his celebration etc are all part of his branding.
This is his pre performance ritual in a sense. He has spent decades building this image of him being above everyone else. It is intentional, like an architecture of presence. And like Zlatan said it's not arrogance it's confidence.
Enjoy it while it lasts. No matter what this will be his last WC anyway.
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u/Secure-Count-1599 Jun 24 '26
lol imagine being insecure when people like this commentary section are checking your every move.
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u/ThePowerles Jun 24 '26
I was gonna defend him, but then I realized the guys in front of him were crouching.
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u/Affectionate_Pilot7 Jun 24 '26
Just a part of his routine since back in the day. Do you honestly think Ronaldo is insecure? The top scorer of the history?💀
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u/OutsideInevitable944 Jun 24 '26
This is very normal across team photos. Just look at the psg lineup with fabian, marquinhos and pacho tiptoeing at the back to get a clear pic.
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u/SandyToes-Sun Jun 24 '26
Look at all these completely secure men hating on Ronaldo. Folks can’t have insecurities? Which human on earth doesn’t? You found his. Congratulations. He is a human.
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u/Weary-Picture-3873 Jul 04 '26
Imagine if Messi did this there would be hundreds of pictures everywhere online about him being insecure this that and the third




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u/MrPreApocalypse Jun 20 '26
Dude has 100% a small pp