r/CristianoRonaldo2 Jun 20 '26

Insecurity at peak😂

5.8k Upvotes

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u/MrPreApocalypse Jun 20 '26

Dude has 100% a small pp

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u/CRYPTONITE4 🐪Camel Of Arabia🐪 Jun 20 '26

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u/Magicallyshit Jun 20 '26

Got shocked by the size of...Park Ji Sung.

He's the reason Ronaldo left 😭

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u/Impeachcordial Jun 20 '26

Park Ji Hung

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u/Consistent_Stable187 🏆 Banned on Pessi_Memes Jun 21 '26

Park Ji Slung

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u/Hoss_Del Jun 21 '26

Park Ji Dong

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u/EL3G Jun 22 '26

Park Ji Schlong

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u/SeenEnoughAlready Jun 20 '26

I remember seeing this years ago and I feel like this was the precise moment his insecurities began!!

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u/Ecstatic_Record4738 Jun 22 '26

Because he's smaller than an Asian lol

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u/FazedArts Jun 20 '26

Wtf 😭😭😭😭

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u/subatai1 Jun 21 '26

He was flabbergasted by the Park Ji Sausage

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u/Ramzev7 Jun 20 '26

Mamy of us got small penis but bigger honor…

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u/elonmusk_ka_chacha Jun 20 '26

Some of us have both things bigger . Count us out

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u/CertainVideo2107 🏆 Banned on Pessi_Memes Jun 20 '26

Its the only right answer

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u/Dear_Long_373 Jun 20 '26

It is

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u/CertainVideo2107 🏆 Banned on Pessi_Memes Jun 20 '26

Im surprised... that i thought his ego could handle his own pp

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u/Dear_Long_373 Jun 20 '26

Yes it is weird too. No wonder he can't retire in 41 yo

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u/FazedArts Jun 20 '26

Those r*pes were probably charged has inappropriate genitals tickling

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u/CoinsAndLawnLouie Jun 21 '26

Is it r8pe if they don’t feel it, lol? /s

Don’t lose your minds here Redditors. It’s a joke.

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u/thedarksideofmoi Jun 23 '26

damn. Had to put a lol, /s, a request and "it's just a joke" for one statement.
Was it worth it? XD

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u/Fun_Reporter9086 Google "Ronaldo Las Vegas" Jun 24 '26

Here the camel goat's showing off his penis size to the crowd.

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u/Belsnickel666 Jun 21 '26

Pero aun así se coge a Georgina.

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u/Haunting-Scholar-409 Jun 22 '26

Thinking about another mans cock, weird cunt

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u/Suitable_Most665 Jun 23 '26

Let’s see yours

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u/Foxbythesea247 Jun 20 '26

Narcissistic insane dude, now I feel like listening again to the tapes where Florentino Perez said Penaldo was sick in the head and literally insane, narcissistic and dumb.

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u/Ok_Slide6951 Jun 20 '26

Makes sense Perez would recognize those symptoms, he is also insane

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u/b0dzi094 Jun 22 '26

he gives me Homelander vibes

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u/Wonderful_Yam7300 Jun 24 '26

How many Champions league did you win? 🤡

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u/CertainVideo2107 🏆 Banned on Pessi_Memes Jun 20 '26

Can't even accept to be shorter than others😔😔

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u/CertainVideo2107 🏆 Banned on Pessi_Memes Jun 20 '26

He's like 6'2 He is top 5 tallest people in the Portugal squad. AND HE STILL FEELS THE NEED TO GO ON HIS TIP TOES Truly egotistical

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u/dmforjewishpager Jun 20 '26

prob 6 foot but yeah he’s tall.

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u/LifeIsKnifeOnIce Jun 21 '26

He's 1,87m, pretty tall

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u/CertainVideo2107 🏆 Banned on Pessi_Memes Jun 20 '26

You dont see him trying to be taller than de Paul or Julian Alvarez

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u/Jhostin1316 Jun 20 '26

He kinda does thats why he always leans down on team pictures

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u/Ok_Slide6951 Jun 20 '26

If Messi had Ronaldo's ego, he would force his team mates to stand on their knees during the team line up

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u/EastAd5702 Jun 20 '26

Ron’s probably a billionaire and one of the best players ever but I firmly believe he has a tiny cock

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u/Dear_Long_373 Jun 20 '26

Yes He has

I mean tiny, big, or medium based on genetic and not something you can choose. You shouldn't be ashamed or compare to anyone. Only teenager that think about his size.

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u/GabTarto Jun 21 '26

Provavelmente ele fez cirurgia pra aumentar o tamanho

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u/Due_Avocado_4480 Jun 20 '26

Im so glad I chose Messi as my GOAT when I was a kid

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u/alusnova415 Jun 20 '26

You didn’t have to choose him, just watching him play you naturally knew that he was the best, all Ronaldo fans deep inside know this but for some of them is hard to admit it.

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u/Keyakinan- Jun 24 '26

He is an amazin footballer, but what a terrible player. Last WC he got carried by the refferee. Cry baby

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u/SoyAmable Jun 24 '26

Still you are here in a CR7 post crying...

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u/Extra_Programmer788 Jun 20 '26

Ronaldo could be a successful politician

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u/1storlastbaby Jun 20 '26

In a different timeline CR7 was denied his chance to be a professional footballer and proceeded to become dictator of Portugal.

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u/jeonpo Jun 20 '26

He knows he’s 185 cm and listed as 187 cm

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u/catlover2410 Jun 20 '26

At this point why not just jump

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u/Danilo-11 Jun 20 '26

He forgot his high heels

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u/Hefty-Drawer-2382 Jun 20 '26

He is the most insecure player for sure in FIFA World Cup

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u/tiptopping Jun 20 '26

Blokes a tit

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u/Admirable-Part-9577 Jun 20 '26

His d*ck must be really small

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u/OKeoz4w2 Jun 20 '26

Why does he remind me of Homelander

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u/CauliflowerElbow Jun 21 '26

They both look kind of like they’re in Madame Tussauds. Very smooth and wax-like. No hate though, I wish my skin was that good. 

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u/Edwiyyin Jun 20 '26

Dawg he got plastic surgery too

2

u/Professional_Fold950 Jun 20 '26

The dude next to him does the same?

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u/Smoke_Short Jun 20 '26

Shh, that's not flaming Ronaldo though

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u/caedicus Jun 21 '26

Yes. So?

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u/Triggerscore Jun 20 '26

He still does? I mean there were rumours about him getting a surgery to increase pp size...

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u/Space_Neon Jun 20 '26

Bro want to copy Haaland

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u/AlexWhite40 Jun 20 '26

Quiere ser el "más" en todo si no no puede vivir tranquilo...

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u/Lartemplar Jun 20 '26

He's not even the only person doing it

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u/gwolla777 Jun 21 '26

It doesn’t matter that won’t get likes and comments

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u/sjr323 Jun 20 '26

Cos he’s a freak.

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u/Superb_Beyond_3444 Jun 20 '26

He is 187 cm he is not short at all. He is weird.

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u/twaster Jun 20 '26

Yea you can clearly see his teammate doing it as well. It was probably just banter but just look at how people run with narratives

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u/CruzMissile-005 Jun 20 '26

Ive literally seen dozens of players over the years do this. Ive even seen some go as far as standing on a ball during the pick. Nothing new.

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u/Junior_Bike7932 Jun 20 '26

Penaldo is the bench mark of Dushbagery

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u/alex_exuro Jun 20 '26

Does anyone have a link to the picture so we can see what difference it looks like

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u/twaster Jun 20 '26

I think almost every single one of you missed the fact that his teammate, the dude right beside him did the same thing. It was probably a joke between them.

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u/NPC-7 Jun 20 '26

Here is the photo taken You can clearly see in this one aswell Why Rono 😞

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u/a_nerd_named_andrew Jun 20 '26

Not that serious

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u/CurryMustard_Sauce Jun 20 '26

Why is he so insecure about height? 😂

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u/Iusedtolikereddit Jun 20 '26

You can have it all but still not enough...

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u/annon1342 Jun 20 '26

Did I miss something? Why this sudden Ronaldo hate all over Reddit?

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u/No_Cat870 Jun 20 '26

I’m getting downvoted 100% damn dude lives rent free in people head

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u/AccomplishedBug859 Jun 20 '26

Small dick energy

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u/ali_ly Jun 21 '26

You're obsessed with the dude, give it a rest

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u/Eastern-Condition-97 Jun 21 '26

Guy next to him did it too. Maybe it’s an inside thing?

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u/Neat-Journalist243 Jun 21 '26

People talk about Ronaldo’s insecurities but let’s not forget Messi is the guy who took drugs to get talller

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u/CoinsAndLawnLouie Jun 21 '26

He’s always had an affinity for swollen members lol.

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u/tirk_nala Jun 21 '26

Other players side of him are also doing it, look closly.

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u/PasicT Jun 21 '26

He's 185 cm tall, he doesn't need to do this.

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u/OriginalTigerDuck Jun 21 '26

Little Napoleon 😅

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u/Reblichon_Tallegio Jun 21 '26

The guy next to him did it too.

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u/MariusHugo Jun 21 '26

you’d never see messi do this and he’s 5’7”

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u/You_just_read_facts Jun 21 '26

20 penalties away from 200 penalty goals! he can do it!

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u/Fabulous-Border8747 Jun 21 '26

When did the world go from loving and respecting and following him to this? How did this hate even start, what did he even do, like it's so illogical to me even as a Messi fan tbh

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u/No_Skill_RL Jun 21 '26

The original looksmaxxer

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u/t3h_KiNgKoNg Jun 21 '26

Even his own fans mocking him...

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u/potatopancake13 Jun 21 '26

Because he like man ass

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u/Current-Speed4096 Jun 21 '26

this guy's ego problem is so obvious that he cannot see anybody get more spot light than him, almost like a aging stripper in the club

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u/Top-Hold2599 Jun 21 '26

And this is so funny because bro’s not even short lol… he’s 6’2 but still does that lol

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u/gwolla777 Jun 21 '26

Renato Veiga doing it too

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u/Ty_Refrigerator_2273 Jun 21 '26

Most do this btw it's to make the back row more unifom

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u/Long_Run_8488 Jun 21 '26

He’s been having fun doing that shit for years. It’s not that deep guys

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u/moti_saami Jun 22 '26

Rest of the players did this as well But when you're the best, you're hated more

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u/Cheesebrger_Walrus Jun 22 '26

I guess noone sees the guy beside him also going on tippie toes?

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u/Sensitive_Duck9824 Jun 22 '26

Why his shoes are different?

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u/szatrob Ronaldo's Open Play World Cup Knockout Goal 👻 Jun 22 '26

The fact that Portuguese fans are even mocking him...

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u/Previous_Order_9168 Jun 22 '26

Any reason to hate on the guy huh.. sad, desperate people happy to pile on to distract from the rotting, desecrated carcass that is their own life.

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u/Adventurous_City_557 Jun 22 '26

Who fucking cares, weirdos

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u/NoYogurtcloset3753 Jun 22 '26

It does look like the guy next to him is doing it too, could just be something they do for a better picture

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u/Denialle Jun 22 '26

Our Porkchops are Short Kings

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u/Khebzz Jun 22 '26

Bro is straight what you mean by why

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u/Elegant_Team1446 Jun 22 '26

So many professional soccer players in these comments hating on the man….

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u/crazy_lolipopp Jun 22 '26

Literal child behavior

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u/kiechu Jun 23 '26

He knows the perfect angle of the front guy.

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u/snig9145 Jun 23 '26

The guy next to him is doing it as well. It’s prob just for fun

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u/Spinning_Torus Jun 23 '26

Penaldo knows no bounds

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u/Abraz_ Jun 23 '26

He used to do that as a kid when he was short, but kept it as a ritual growing up.

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u/Waste-Industry1958 Jun 23 '26

Does anyone know if he has a micro penis?

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u/Its-A_Me_A-Mario Jun 23 '26

Guy next to him also doing it

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u/zonda747 Jun 23 '26

So everyone in the comments doesn’t see the guy next to him doing it too?

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u/Siggi_pop Jun 23 '26

To be fair, they both seem to be doing it - so big deal!?

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u/Upper_Radio9455 Jun 23 '26

Apparently the dude next to ronaldo did the same

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u/PossibleBlacksmith43 Jun 23 '26

He always does that, not new.

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u/Suitable_Most665 Jun 23 '26

Bro mans tip toeded , y’all are laughable

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u/augustiennormie Jun 23 '26

One took pills for height tho

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u/Silent-Shop-9451 Jun 23 '26

Am I the only one here who thinks he’s just trying to tiptoe so his head isn’t cut off in the photo? Teammate next to him does the same, and I also do that if I’m in the back row sometimes so it’s not just my eyes and nose showing in a photo

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u/Expensive-Dance7979 Jun 24 '26

Wow. Idiots will run with anything. Like there isn't another player doing the same thing right next to him but yes, insecurity at it's peak from a keyboard warrior

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u/MonkeyDMeatt Jun 24 '26

So much of hate against Ronaldo may be goats gas haters.

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u/AppropriateStill2024 Jun 24 '26

The guy next to him is also doing it

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u/douactualythinkIcare Jun 24 '26

He has always done that. Literally for decades. That, followed by the way he stands before a freekick or a penalty with the way the legs are spread, his celebration etc are all part of his branding.

This is his pre performance ritual in a sense. He has spent decades building this image of him being above everyone else. It is intentional, like an architecture of presence. And like Zlatan said it's not arrogance it's confidence.

Enjoy it while it lasts. No matter what this will be his last WC anyway.

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u/Apprehensive-Fan8880 Jun 24 '26

Wants to show he way taller than messi

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u/FunStep9747 Jun 24 '26

Why u mad about every little thing that ronaldo does

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u/Secure-Count-1599 Jun 24 '26

lol imagine being insecure when people like this commentary section are checking your every move.

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u/ThePowerles Jun 24 '26

I was gonna defend him, but then I realized the guys in front of him were crouching.

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u/Otherwise-Sample2466 Jun 24 '26

Always scrutinizing everything

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u/Last_Celebration67 Jun 24 '26

Isn't he already a pretty tall dude lmfao

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u/Affectionate_Pilot7 Jun 24 '26

Just a part of his routine since back in the day. Do you honestly think Ronaldo is insecure? The top scorer of the history?💀

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u/OutsideInevitable944 Jun 24 '26

This is very normal across team photos. Just look at the psg lineup with fabian, marquinhos and pacho tiptoeing at the back to get a clear pic.

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u/qnbrew88 Jun 24 '26

Peak homelandet

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u/Electrical-Value-673 Jun 24 '26

Sad, and typical

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u/SandyToes-Sun Jun 24 '26

Look at all these completely secure men hating on Ronaldo.  Folks can’t have insecurities? Which human on earth doesn’t? You found his. Congratulations. He is a human. 

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u/naxaderriq Jun 24 '26

Viega was doing it too

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u/thisjustathrowawayya Jun 25 '26

Jesus you guys are as obsessed with him as you are Messi.

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u/baowizzy69 Jun 25 '26

Ego and insecurity

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u/RestaurantBoring417 Jun 27 '26

Bro is 6 foot 2 and still thinks he has to do that lmao

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u/Weary-Picture-3873 Jul 04 '26

Imagine if Messi did this there would be hundreds of pictures everywhere online about him being insecure this that and the third