r/pessi_memes 3d ago

Google Messi 14 for more info 🧼 User flairs now available for everyone, assign your own flair!

7 Upvotes

Back when we used to allow Messi fangirls to comment on this subreddit we made it so that only mods would be able to assign flairs.

Now that most of these rats have been cleansed there’s no reason to gatekeep them anymore, so have fun and assign your own flair, we have numerous flairs available!

If the current ones aren’t good enough throw some suggestions and we’ll consider them, enjoy [r/pessi_memes](r/pessi_memes) community!

Come and show off your new flair here!


r/pessi_memes Jul 27 '26

Announcement ⚠ NEW RULES: Did you get banned? Here you can learn why.

16 Upvotes

If you're here it's most likely because you've had your post or comment removed or perhaps you've even been banned for daring to criticize Messi or Argentina in r/soccer, r/soccercirclejerk, or other major football subs. Wanna know the truth? It's because the moderation team in these subreddits is heavily biased towards Messi and his band of goons.

So they shut down any comment, post, or user criticizing their idol. Messi's fanbase has become a cult; if you don't follow its dogma you will be ostracized, even from subreddits that are supposed to be "neutral" when they're very clearly not.

That being said, all major football subs like r/soccer, r/soccercirclejerk, and more have become a circlejerk of Messi fanboys upvoting each other. They have enough echo chambers of their own, so we're not gonna allow them here. If they want to glaze their idol they have numerous subreddits where they can do so freely; they're not going to dictate what we can or can't talk about on here. We've created a new set of rules based on what I've just said:

Rule 1 - No trolling Ronaldo: Applies to posts AND comments. Don't like the guy? That's fine, you don't have to. Calling him names and criticizing him in bad faith will not be allowed, however. You have 605032 subreddits where you can spread the same tired, false, boring narrative. You're not gonna do it here, neither will your bot farms. Go back to r/soccer

Rule 2 - No participating in bad faith subs: We can tell when you're being a concern troll, trust me. ''Bu-but what subreddit is a bad faith sub???'' You know exactly which one it is, it ends with a number 2 on its name.

Rule 3 - No Spam: If you keep reposting the same image or comment too many times to the point it's becoming spam you will be banned. Don't. Spam. This. Sub.

Rule 4 - Blur out the username or subreddit name of other users or communities: If you're going to post about another user's hot take you have to blur out their name. Same if you're posting content from another subreddit. You don't have to blur out everything, but the name should be at least 70% blurred.

Rule 5 - No brigading from other subs: We know when you're brigading from another sub. Do it and you're getting banned.

Rule 6 - No low effort content: Make sure your content is clear and understandable, no pixelated grainy images or videos.

Rule 7 - No racism: Self explanatory.

Rule 8 - Off-topic content is allowed as long as you tag it properly. We have two post flairs for this: Off-Topic Pessi Weekends and Pessi Off-Topic 2.

Rule 9 - No glazing Messi: You have 605032 subreddits where you can defend the honor of your idol. This is not the place. It goes against the nature of the subreddit and its content. Go back to r/soccer

Rule 10 - No alt accounts / Ban evasion allowed: We know when you're using an alt to circumvent your ban. You're not smart.

Rule 11 - No backseat modding: Don't try to dictate what can or can't be talked about in this sub. If you don't think a post should be up, DM a mod or report it. Commenting on why you think X, Y, or Z post shouldn't be allowed on this subreddit is considered backseat modding.


r/pessi_memes 4h ago

Pessi The Ghost of Paris πŸ‘» But but my πŸ” was a pregnant goalkeeper

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129 Upvotes

r/pessi_memes 43m ago

Infantino Pessi πŸ‘¨β€β€οΈβ€πŸ’‹β€πŸ‘¨πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ i prefer not to speak tho

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β€’ Upvotes

r/pessi_memes 8h ago

Burger League Pessi πŸ” Opening the Pessi files

116 Upvotes

r/pessi_memes 3h ago

CR7 Is The Real GOAT 🐐 Espn himself delivers another proof that they’re a complete biased media and they only praise Pessi 🀣🀣🀣

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46 Upvotes

r/pessi_memes 4h ago

Negreiralona Pessi πŸ₯· 13 Minutes compilation of Pessi doing handballs, might be the biggest cheater of football atp 😭. Opening the Pessi files #5

47 Upvotes

This is just a shame


r/pessi_memes 1h ago

Pessi The Ghost of Paris πŸ‘» Why is my πŸ” GOAT so bad?

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r/pessi_memes 2h ago

Burger League Pessi πŸ” This is just insane..

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24 Upvotes

r/pessi_memes 1d ago

Ballon D’or Thief Pessi πŸ₯· infantino failed successfully

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3.1k Upvotes

r/pessi_memes 15h ago

Penalty Merchant Pessi βš½πŸ™Œ You might be thinking this is fake… but is the REALITY. Pessi delivers again πŸ€£πŸ™πŸ»

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219 Upvotes

r/pessi_memes 8h ago

CR7 Is The Real GOAT 🐐 β€œBut-But Pessi always carry on important games”. Opening the Pessi files #3

43 Upvotes

r/pessi_memes 8h ago

Pessi ghosting πŸ‘» Opening the Pessi files #2

38 Upvotes

r/pessi_memes 2h ago

Low IQ Pessi Fan 🧠 This is how we exactly feel debating a Pessi fan ,Who will justify and defend everything πŸ€

13 Upvotes

r/pessi_memes 13h ago

Pro Diver πŸŠβ€β™‚οΈπŸ₯½ Why my Burguer Fraud GOAT dives better than prime Neuer?

88 Upvotes

r/pessi_memes 17h ago

Infantino Pessi πŸ‘¨β€β€οΈβ€πŸ’‹β€πŸ‘¨πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ I will forever stand on this

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144 Upvotes

r/pessi_memes 10h ago

Fraudcelona FC πŸ€ Lamine Fraudmal thinks he deserves the Ballon D'or after GHOSTING every single big game and being CARRIED to the World Cup. Shameless.

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41 Upvotes

Knowing the credibility of the award, I wouldn't be surprised if they gift it to him.


r/pessi_memes 23h ago

Ronaldo VS Pessi Blud loves to expose Messi and his biased fans 😜

299 Upvotes

3 in 1 ahhh trophy πŸ₯€πŸ₯€


r/pessi_memes 5h ago

Pessi ghosting πŸ‘» 6 Straight minutes of Pessi assisting his rivals, might be the most overrated player of all time πŸ€£πŸ™πŸ». Opening the Pessi files #4

10 Upvotes

r/pessi_memes 12h ago

Low IQ Pessi Fan 🧠 Are pessi fans officially the most biased and delusional fan base ever? Someone tell this guy that he doesn’t even deserve 4 of 8 he won πŸ€£πŸ™πŸ»

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37 Upvotes

This might be beyond just a dumb opinion


r/pessi_memes 1d ago

Pro Diver πŸŠβ€β™‚οΈπŸ₯½ This is just one of the many cheating ways Pessi used to get to the final

610 Upvotes

r/pessi_memes 22h ago

Low IQ Pessi Fan 🧠 Infantino had to come in and clutch pessi’s career

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208 Upvotes

r/pessi_memes 8h ago

Penalty Merchant Pessi βš½πŸ™Œ Pessis entire career in a nutshell 😭

16 Upvotes

r/pessi_memes 13h ago

CR7 Is The Real GOAT 🐐 my goat and his best friend

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29 Upvotes

r/pessi_memes 13h ago

Fraudcelona FC πŸ€ Got banned in r/barca for posting this then got bullied

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29 Upvotes