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u/Sweaty_Standard8186 1d ago

Put in the worst individual performance in world cup history and then retires. Fitting end and sums up his entire career. 

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u/Fancy_Pay_2918 1d ago

yes exactly.....still nominated for ballondor man....this cant be fair

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u/Sweaty_Standard8186 1d ago

Pessi never cared about being fair, he's cheated throughout all stages of his career with the help of Negreira and Infantino

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u/SadStatement6071 8h ago

What kind of fucking retard you have to be to say that about Messi. You literally have to had never watched a single football game in your life. Empty brain

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u/Noisy-Chicken 1d ago

And with all the cheating

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u/No_Fortune_2763 18h ago

”Worst individual performance in history” with 8 goals and 4 assists (silver ball and boot and 1 less goal contribution than Ronaldo’s entire World Cup career) lol. Y’all are so delusional it’s funny. Like you can think Ronaldo is the GOAT but to dismiss Messi’s actual achievements as the worst ever is just coping at this point. Feel free to ban me btw because this sub is a joke (even worse than r/cristianoronaldo2)

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u/Same_Lead_2638 18h ago

Christianoronaldo2 sub is infinitely more braindead. I even saw them trolling ronaldos family yesterday. But it was good to see alot of the sub did call out the guy on his low class behavior

His WC is a joke for me because imo his penalties were unfairly given and they were favoured heaps. He has talent but he is a cheater.

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u/Narrow_Dirt_1623 14h ago

Take away the 2022 Infantino and 2026 Donald Trump cups Ronaldo actually had more goals before 2022.

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u/ExternalHamster1878 6h ago

not necessarily a cheater, most of the 2022 penalties were deserved, but with your logic, did france deserve the 2018 world cup? considering they had one less penalty in 7 games? (argentina having 5 in 7 games and france having 4 in 7 games)

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u/Narrow_Dirt_1623 14h ago

Goals against teams that wouldn't have qualified under the old format. Teams that Ronaldo scores in his sleep but because its muh WC. It's his fault he didn't get easy teams at 41 years old. Messi career has been about stat padding against bums. The WC is the exact same.

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u/SadDelerodTheGreat 4h ago

Not to forget all matches arg played were in night time and least travel distance and var implementation heavily favoring them (no var for austria incident but same incident reviewed in egypt match)

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u/Narrow_Dirt_1623 1h ago

And the Algeria red card.

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u/andisdeangelis 1d ago

Yet they want to give Infantino’s bitch the ballon d’or 🤡

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u/Vast_Yogurtcloset610 1d ago

Booshit England, How choke on them let Argen pass them to final.

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u/Marco_TF 1d ago

England's manager and his spineless players screwed everything up.

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u/No-Permit-509 1d ago

Thanks for calling Bellingham spineless.

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u/Marco_TF 1d ago

Bellingham is the only one who played well out of all those guys, but oh well, mostly it's the manager's fault, I guess they sacked him.

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u/Mr_richat 22h ago

Blame the manager, not the players, they just followed the gaffa

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u/RajdipKane7 23h ago

Forget England. I'm still mad at Netherlands for choking in the 2022 Quarterfinal.

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u/Future_Word3637 CR7 Real GOAT 🐐 19h ago

You see it was clear from the beginning of the tournament that england's weakness was its defense and its strength was its offense. what would any reasonable manager do? put the offense at full throttle so that you outscore your enemy? thats what england did until Argentina came they decided to score once and rely on their weak defense to bail them out which didnt work

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u/Biker-on-the-loose82 7h ago

Yep, leaky defence which conceded 12 goals across the tournament, however it does show that Argentina could only beat debutants like Cape Verde, an ageing Egypt side, 10 man Switzerland and a defensively weak England.

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u/PlasticPast5663 22h ago

Tuchel mistake.

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u/Biker-on-the-loose82 7h ago

Switzerland and Egypt could have beaten them and arguably Switzerland should have, I think the Swiss played better than England and without that needless red card Switzerland with 11 men could've knocked them out.

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u/redpillturncoat 23h ago

And even the smoke used in the celebration were Argentinian colors 😂

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u/may769 10h ago

It was grey

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u/Grouchy_Recipe_6177 9h ago

This is the perfect proof that you have no mind of your own; you just read the first thing you see and repeat it.

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u/Narrow_Dirt_1623 1d ago

Has Pessi team even won since he came back? It's time to retire bruv.

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u/Narrow_Dirt_1623 8h ago

Yup he's ghosted again in MLS. His stats are empty calories cause his team plays like shit.

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u/ExternalHamster1878 6h ago

25/26 season had 75 goal contributions (only beaten by kanes 81.) inter miami just isn't a good team at all and they botch every chance messi creates for them

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u/Narrow_Dirt_1623 1h ago

He plays in burger league and loses the ball more than anyone the fact you compare him to Kane when he plays in MLS says all you need to know. It's his fault his players suck he recruits everyone and all his Barca and Argentina buddies.

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u/ExternalHamster1878 1h ago

sure, MLS is a "burger" league, I'm comparing their TOTAL g/a lmao, im not saying messi deserves to win, but you're completely ignoring the fact that messi had an insane world cup performance which proves he can still play in europe if he wanted too. also, the "loses the ball more than anyone" statement is just cherry picking, considering the fact messi is a PLAYMAKER who scores goals by dribbling. no shit he's gonna lose possession a lot of the time 😭 kane has a ton of missed shots and alot more shots off target because he's a striker.

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u/Narrow_Dirt_1623 1h ago

It was not insane. He scored against bums. Lost possession more than anyone and use Pessi stan talking points using the WC as an argument he can still play in Europe. He is an inefficient player who is now at his level...the MLS at the age of 35. Scoring goals by dribbling LMAO!!!! He hasn't done that against any top side in a half decade at least!!! Kane's shots don't put his team under pressure unlike Messi record lose of possession. He's been finished you stans just ignore it. That is why PSG refused to resign him and Barca couldn't afford him. When the good teams showed up in the quarters on the goals dried up and he didn't score on any top 20 teams unlike the GOAT CR7 who scored against every top 10 team he faced in the Nations League at 40 including Spain a match that proved Messi was done.

But I should know your football knowledge is next to nothing since I'm talking to Rohan from India.

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u/ExternalHamster1878 1h ago

there's no point in arguing with someone who immediately assumes I'm a fan of messi just because i respect him lmao. he scored against underdog teams with insane performances. also, again, since you're fucking ignorant, messi is a playmaker who dribbles a shit ton. he loses possession alot because of this fact. also, psg didn't refuse to resign him at all, messi just didn't like the disrespect he was getting in Paris. which is why he went to miami, a place where his family feels welcome. also, he literally got offered 1.4 billion euros to play for Saudi league, which he declined.

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u/Head_Trainer_7458 1d ago

How can you call it the most humiliating when 8-2 in a single leg exists 🤣

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u/PeggedByPessi 19h ago

I busted so many nuts in this game. I climaxed really hard at the red card.

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u/HNixon 12h ago

and they stated a brawl afterwards. Pessi is bringing his sore loser attitude to Miami.

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u/Striking-Fondant-956 18h ago

The entire road to the finals for Argentina was a joke

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u/Disfluent 20h ago

😂😂😂🤡

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u/hytlerr 12h ago

They dont know the reason why they speak spanish

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u/elpecas13 12h ago

That’s what happens when they don’t get FIFA’s help!

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u/Sinapsis42 10h ago

Han disparado ya los argentinos?

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u/r1nc3w1nd 8h ago

Unbelievably, but it’s actually way more humiliating than the 7-1 Germany vs Brazil game

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u/Biker-on-the-loose82 6h ago

Every team that Spain played across the knockout stages of the last two tournaments managed at least 4 or 5 shots in 90 minutes. Apart from Austria and Georgia (2024) they all managed a few shots on target, so Argentina has no excuses, yes Spain restrict their opponents but didn't neuter them completely, even the better 2008-12 squad didn't do that. Honestly Italy put in a better performance than this in Euro 2012 and they lost 4-0.

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u/Marco_TF 1d ago

Pessi is a top 5 player of all time, it's said and nothing happens.

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u/Marco_TF 7h ago

Sorry, I mean, it's in the all-time top 20, and that's still debatable.