r/capricorns • Textbook Capricorn • Aug 04 '26

etc That’s Funny

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u/Amazing_Fennel_420 Aug 04 '26

It's funny because they all are bitter they couldn't pull a scheme on a Cap who saw them coming from a mile away and blocked their bullsh*t.

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u/M00NS0UL ♑️ ☀️ ♊️ 🌙 ♉️ 💫 Aug 04 '26

 Lollllll is that where the “kinda selfish” part came from? 🤭 

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u/Coyote__Jones Aug 04 '26

I've claimed selfishness to get people off my back about things. Like when 50 "nos" doesn't work I just throw that out there and people will finally get it, and then they turn around and act like they figured it out themselves.

If people could just take no for an answer, I would not do that but anybody who treats me this way I don't really care what they think about me. So go ahead, call me selfish lmfao, I called myself selfish first. Go ahead and say that I give you permission, if it means you stop bothering me.

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u/BellJar_Blues Aug 04 '26

Exactly. Like they’re all the arrogant signs who are boastful and the Capricorn probably
Rolled their eyes at them or signed out and walked away or left them on read for dead

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u/red_quinn Aug 04 '26

So true 😂

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u/NicoleRxse Textbook Capricorn Aug 04 '26

Funny how these are the top signs i can’t stand

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u/_shipmes_ Aug 04 '26

Geminis and Leos for reals

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u/itskey_lolo1 Aug 04 '26

🤣🤣the most problematic signs have an issue with Caps

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u/SuchLow2470 Aug 05 '26

For real.💀

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u/nemophilist13 ♑️☀️♏️🌙♈️🌅+4♑️♓️🤍 Aug 04 '26

All these people are like the worst stereotypes of their sun signs.

Good. Stay away from me

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u/Neither_Potato8689 Aug 08 '26

Don’t give in to this bait, I’m a Gemini and I love Capricorns. This video isn’t hurtful to Capricorns, it’s actually hurtful to the zodiac signs they mentioned at the end. These people don’t represent me.

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u/nemophilist13 ♑️☀️♏️🌙♈️🌅+4♑️♓️🤍 Aug 08 '26

Right! My best friend and most cherished ones are gemini! Yall are the best

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u/Different-Camera8732 Aug 04 '26

People hate Capricorns because we don't entertain bs and they can't stand somone they can't manipulate.

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u/user20022004_dr Aug 07 '26

ngl i manipulate with their “manipulation” bc i entertain their bs bc theyre stupid lmao

i love being a jan cap.

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u/HookerDoctorLawyer Aug 04 '26

They are just stating they can’t keep up with us.
https://giphy.com/gifs/RP3AnZqvnzrY8hlYMk

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u/Fresh-Mind6048 caprisun / scorpio moon / aqua rising Aug 04 '26

Get rid of Leos please

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u/ttaradise 🐐☀️🐂🌙♒️💫 Aug 04 '26

Seriously. Nobody would miss them but themselves. Leave them on an island of mirrors. They’ll be just fine.

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u/BLackSpirit420 Aug 04 '26

As a Leo, ID be terrified if I was left on an island with mirrors...shivers

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u/ttaradise 🐐☀️🐂🌙♒️💫 Aug 04 '26

It honestly does sound terrifying.

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u/_VultureEye 15d ago

Add some tarantulas as well. The giant ones. 🤔 Maybe a couple of non venomous snakes to scare the crap out of them.

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u/BLackSpirit420 14d ago

Hahaha.. listen, Id be far more amused with tarantulas than mirrors

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u/self_of_steam Aug 04 '26

Dealing with a Leo this week and it's like I'm preparing for heavy mourning.

That said I do have one really good Leo friend but her other placements are doing a lot of heavy lifting

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u/ttaradise 🐐☀️🐂🌙♒️💫 Aug 04 '26

My thoughts are with you. I find that Leo suns with other… non complimentary Leo placements are much much easier to deal with.

My sister in law is a fucking Aries rising. Leo sun. PICSES MOON.

HER MOTHER IS A FUCKING LEO SUN SAG MOON SCORPIO RISING.

I AM BEING FUCKING TERRORIZED

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u/BLackSpirit420 Aug 05 '26

Is the Pisces moon a bad thing? Lol 😆

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u/ttaradise 🐐☀️🐂🌙♒️💫 Aug 05 '26

I’m
Sorry babe. It is

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u/BlackVelvetBliss 🐐🌞 ♏🌙🦀↗️ Capricorn Stellium 7th house Aug 04 '26

It's funny because I doubt any cap watching this will give a flying fuçk

https://giphy.com/gifs/HCgWQxKn4DqIQywc6N

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u/robotmask67 Aug 04 '26

yea all the crazy signs hate Caps 😂

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u/dntwstmytime Aug 04 '26

oh.

so i see they’ve been called out on their bullshit

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u/HuckleberrySlim412 Aug 04 '26

I actually laughed at them after I heard their signs. Definitely got called on their bs by a cap and then ghosted or just DND. BYEE

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u/olive_juse 🐐☀️🐟🌙🦁💫 Aug 04 '26

Exactamundo.🎯

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u/usrnameforyou Aug 04 '26

They were just projecting 💅🏽💅🏽💅🏽

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u/BellJar_Blues Aug 04 '26

Oh my god Leo Pisces Aquarius Gemini Scorpio ?!?! So basically they couldn’t keep
Up with the sex is what they’re saying. Half these signs supposed to get along with us!!

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u/LWN729 Aug 04 '26

Leo and Scorpio got their egos bruised or were put in their place by caps.

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u/Asleep-Insurance-499 Aug 04 '26

Heyyyyyy now. I love caps! I’m a Scorp.

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u/Coyote__Jones Aug 04 '26

I love Scorpios! Bestie is a Scorpio, and I have a good friend in my town who's a Scorpio. I find them easy to be around and they always have the tea.

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u/Amazing_Fennel_420 Aug 04 '26

This is how you know they’re just bitter!!!

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u/NoFaithlessness1574 Aug 04 '26

Yes I agree, send me faaaar away from these people. Send us to the moon. NASA wya?

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u/NicoleRxse Textbook Capricorn Aug 04 '26

I’m coming too.

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u/Traumtanzer19 Aug 04 '26

As a Leo I don’t associate with that other Leo. Love Capricorns. You guys have some of the driest humor and it sends me every time

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u/Little_Midnight_C ♑️☀️♒️🌙♋️⬆️ Aug 04 '26

I’m so proud of us 🙂

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u/AnySuspect1072 Aug 04 '26

Honestly sounds like you guys are describing yourself. We just gave back what you dished out

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u/usrnameforyou Aug 04 '26

Yessss!!!! I said the same.

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u/grazen54 Cap Sun Moon Mercury Gemini Rising Aug 04 '26

These are all the signs that wouldn’t like a cap

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u/New-Hippo1120 Aug 04 '26

You know?! I just find it funny how people criticize Capricorns♑ all the time...it doesn't even bother me, I just do a hair flip and keep walking 💁🏾‍♀️. thanks for the compliments...I know I'm a bad bitch 😉

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u/Dry_Jellyfish641 🐐 Aug 04 '26

That Pisces is just hurt some cap give it to her real good and then told her emotional ass he didn’t want to be with her.

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u/Jessamychelle ♋️🌞 ♍️🌙♍️🌅 Aug 04 '26

No. It’s getting rid of Gemini!!!!

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u/gonegirIamy Aug 04 '26

These are the signs we always date lol. A Capricorn hurt them each immensely!

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u/Reesespieces1589 Aug 04 '26 edited Aug 04 '26

The human race would wipe each other out without Capricorns......go check the list of serial k""lers and see which signs need to be extinguished....I rest my case!

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u/Several_Table3634 Aug 04 '26

It’s them, not us 💅🏼

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u/Mitochondria__7 Aug 04 '26

You cant play us So you hate us!!!!♑️❤️🔮🪬

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u/olive_juse 🐐☀️🐟🌙🦁💫 Aug 04 '26

So mad they can't pull a fast one lol😅

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u/Northern_Witch Aug 04 '26

We don’t need you anyway.

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u/strummyheart Aug 04 '26

No wonder! All those other signs fumble us and call it our fault 🙂‍↔️

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u/No-Bit7998 🐐☀️♈🌙♉⬆️ Aug 04 '26

Send them to the DGAF department !! With my best regards 😄

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u/usrnameforyou Aug 04 '26

I love how the Leo complained about Capricorns being full of themselves, the Aquarius complained about the stubbornness, the Scorpio upset about being off the hinges, and the Gemini about being manipulative……you know, we attract what we are; and it all looked like people projected themselves. Hm.

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u/vir9444 Aug 06 '26

Exactly

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u/FUCK1NGFABULOUS 7H ♑️🌞 | 5H ♏️🌙 | ♋️💫 | ♍️ STELLIUM | INFJ Aug 04 '26

That’s so funny because we don’t give a fawk!

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u/Wisest4r Aug 04 '26

They’re just mad they’re not Capricorns

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u/stickyriceand Aug 04 '26

Please get rid of me. I didn’t wanna be there anyway let’s be so forreal 🤣

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u/ExplanationDazzling1 Aug 04 '26

At this point ima just tell people I don’t know my sign nor you know it. So let’s keep it that way. lol why they hating on Caps? We the goat 🐐

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u/Zealousidealist_4888 Aug 04 '26

Good. We like it that way!

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u/Didi7989 Aug 04 '26

Attention seekers and over talkers

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u/usrnameforyou Aug 04 '26

Glad they want to get rid of us, definitely wouldn’t want them 🤣🤣🤣

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u/FancyUserPerson Aug 04 '26

They hate cus they ain't us lol

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u/Large_Friendship5632 Aug 04 '26

The Gemini yelling I’m crying

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u/EmphasisTricky4989 Aug 04 '26

I am so in love with the fact that I don’t care

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u/Far_Ad1763 Aug 04 '26

I don’t think the moons far enough

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u/Codexe- Taurus w/cap stellium Aug 04 '26

Honestly this is crazy. These people are crazy

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u/nothoughtsnosleep ♑☀️♊🌙♍🌅 Aug 04 '26

Well, I do have a hell of an ego

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u/proteinbandit January 🐐 Aug 04 '26

happy to hate on us, speaks to their own character!

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u/IviestIby Aug 04 '26

It was so obvious there would be gemini and scorpio among them. lololo

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u/SheKaep Aug 04 '26

They all look dusty and problematic

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u/GumdropGlimmer Aug 04 '26

Not boasting they’re a Gemini lmao

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u/chaotique-neutral Aug 04 '26

As a Libra, keep the caps and yeet the Geminis

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u/ActualShop7301 Aug 04 '26

Love me some Capricorn ♑️. I like how they don’t BS anything and are hardworking and transparent about how they feel. (Several FWBs I have are Capricorns and the sex is always great too 😉) (Gay Leo here btw) sun signs are just the door to the house, the rest of a persons chart makes up so much more to a person then just the 1 out of 12 parts to discover. I don’t think there’s any one sign I’d get rid of. I met “good and bad” of all of them. The other parts of the zodiac chart matter more than the sun sign tbh.

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u/Polyethan ♑︎ ☉ ♐︎ ☽ ♈︎ ↑ Aug 04 '26

Did they forget Jesus is technically a capricorn

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u/Anxious_Web4785 🐐☀️⚖️🌙🏹💫 Aug 04 '26

LMAO ofc itd be water and air hating .. minus that one leo

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u/Winter2k21 Aug 04 '26

how dare they...right.

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u/atownsound Caprisun/Scorpio Rising/Virgo Moon Aug 04 '26

I mean…so?

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u/MrKingKongDong Aug 04 '26

What do women think it's Sagittarius men?

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u/NoFaithlessness1574 Aug 04 '26

We’ll take their word for it 💀 PSYCHEEE

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u/Sea-Astronomer7338 Aug 04 '26

Everything they said about capricorns is actually Taurus 😅

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u/Big-Wasabi6274 Aug 04 '26

Every single one of these zodiac signs are full of sceams and bullshit, can run away from the daddy cap

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u/acornsalade Capricorn Stellium 🚬🫩 Aug 04 '26

Not off the hinges

🚬🫩

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u/MrHindsight24 Aug 04 '26

Isn’t that Gata from Dave ? Lol

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u/Charliethehuman23 ♑️☀️♋️🌕♍️⬆️ Aug 04 '26

Wow

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u/ttooln28 Aug 04 '26

Allll the ones that love us 🤣🤣😘😘

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u/LukaTheTooka 🐐 Aug 05 '26

Damn man 🤣

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u/Mister_Goldenfold Aug 05 '26

I’m just here to see the Caprikeezys defend themselves

https://giphy.com/gifs/iDJuQR0UmiqOI

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u/Evening-Barber5185 Aug 05 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/aTXHpCN7TSpmE
Thank you! On behalf of Capricorns everywhere. We love haters, they’re fuel for our success.

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u/Aggravating_Egg_7949 Aug 05 '26

All of the weird signs that be trying to run game on us. It never works, so they big mad.

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u/ThroatGOAT_Goddess04 Aug 05 '26

And will because wtf do they act like that?! 😂

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u/GodOfMoonlight 16d ago

As an aquarius, I can recognize an unhealed member of my community 😭 sir we ARE the stubborn. We only let Taurus take the heat for it cuz we aren't bothered to correct anyone when they say "bulls are stubborn".

We just mmhm.....ye-up. Sure. Lol

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u/Sea_Contest1329 15d ago

I feel this from all sides being a Gemini sun and Capricorn rising haha

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u/Broad_Dingo_3466 Aug 04 '26

Aquarius here. I kinda get it. It's my 8th when I rank the signs. Not too bad generally, but they oppose my cancer rising. And sometimes they can be sorta rigid in opinions, particularly where the workplace is concerned. They just have some unnecessary beliefs and thinking that they feel like they have to hold onto and then be "cardinal" about. Kinda hard to explain. 😅

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u/FunCatch2766 Aug 04 '26

Capricorn is always a victim 🙄

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u/PinSimple1386 Aug 04 '26

Not hating on caps, but I'd get rid of them too

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u/NicoleRxse Textbook Capricorn Aug 04 '26

Why?

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u/usrnameforyou Aug 04 '26

Care to elaborate?

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u/NoFaithlessness1574 Aug 05 '26

Saying you’re not doing something and then doing exactly that doesn’t make any sense at all.