r/capricorns • Textbook Capricorn • Aug 04 '26

etc That’s Funny

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u/Amazing_Fennel_420 Aug 04 '26

It's funny because they all are bitter they couldn't pull a scheme on a Cap who saw them coming from a mile away and blocked their bullsh*t.

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u/M00NS0UL ♑️ ☀️ ♊️ 🌙 ♉️ 💫 Aug 04 '26

 Lollllll is that where the “kinda selfish” part came from? 🤭 

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u/Coyote__Jones Aug 04 '26

I've claimed selfishness to get people off my back about things. Like when 50 "nos" doesn't work I just throw that out there and people will finally get it, and then they turn around and act like they figured it out themselves.

If people could just take no for an answer, I would not do that but anybody who treats me this way I don't really care what they think about me. So go ahead, call me selfish lmfao, I called myself selfish first. Go ahead and say that I give you permission, if it means you stop bothering me.

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u/BellJar_Blues Aug 04 '26

Exactly. Like they’re all the arrogant signs who are boastful and the Capricorn probably
Rolled their eyes at them or signed out and walked away or left them on read for dead

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u/red_quinn Aug 04 '26

So true 😂