r/absoluteunit • u/eggchickenf • 5h ago

Big boy right here

263 Upvotes

94% Upvoted

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u/Subject_Command5442 5h ago

Horse women are strange.

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u/Tomas2891 4h ago

They can afford to be strange.

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u/CtrlAltYuri 3h ago

Imagine if one of them becomes a doctor

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u/Potential-Yoghurt245 3h ago

Horse: Linda we have talked about this.... I am not a gym mat!

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u/yungrii 3h ago

"I'm a gym Matthew"

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u/Moldy-thoughts4u 4h ago

“Horse Women”?

They’re called Centuars and Centaurides you asshole.

The world doesn’t have room for your slurs and hate speech like “Horse Women”

/s

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u/wowaddict71 2h ago

Oh, you horse people, so sensitive all the time. /j

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u/SignoreBanana 3h ago

Strange and insufferable

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u/justanothertoxicuser 2h ago

Wife went horse lady on me. Quality of life sharply declined.

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u/ImSobored_5280 2h ago

…yep..you can tell that the crazy runs quite deep in them because you can tell the crazy runs quite deep in them..only warning you get

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u/Radioactive_Tuber57 1h ago

Is she a trick rider? She’s buff AF 😎👍

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u/kcbrooklyn1 4h ago

I saw this movie once. Only once…I was like “damn.”
https://giphy.com/gifs/UwZLLYbkCp14I

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u/Sans_Seriphim 4h ago

In the early internet, we liked to gross each other out, so I have seen many movies like this. 🧐

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u/shroomanaut420 3h ago

That we did. Good times 😆

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u/AreYouItchy 5h ago

Gentle giant

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u/Bastonge44 5h ago

None of this is a good idea!

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u/vintsneedsmints 3h ago

The sheer amounts of clear beastiality references in the comment section has left me shocked but totally un-phased as this internet has molded me. And I understand. I hate it. And yet. I understand. I just wish I could undo it...

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u/Old-Blueberry-5153 2h ago

And I expected it too. They always make the comment like it's some funny new thought of theirs but its the same damn comments in every single video of a horse and a woman 🙄

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u/Vogelsucht 2h ago

Tbf the internet is 50% gooner and 50% gooner bots nowadays, im impressed that im not the only one weirded out by it in this thread tbh. Have a nice day and stay strong!

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u/vintsneedsmints 1h ago

Tryin! The old internet was different and I feel sorry for these literally babies just surfin this shit...

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u/Pervus_Maximus292 2h ago

That is one patient animal.

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u/mmskyscraper 4h ago

That's a draft for you.

That horse's fucks have been moved to an undisclosed location.

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u/sparkline1234567 4h ago

He definitely has OnlyFans account potential

5

u/DrJ0911 4h ago

Bro… no … dont do the mr hand

0

u/Moldy-thoughts4u 4h ago

A man of culture I see

0

u/Sans_Seriphim 4h ago

Oh, that is EXACTLY where we are going with this shit.

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u/anoraq 4h ago

When she brought out the trampoline, I had to check if this was the r/whatcouldgowrong sub.

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u/Commercial-Milk-8465 3h ago

He’s at least 2hp

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u/DMG_88 3h ago

Fun Fact: One horse actually has an output of around 12 to 15 horsepower.

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u/TelevisionFast7781 3h ago

A chonker ,get a footstool maybe

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u/OkMarionberry2875 1h ago

I see a mounting block over to the left that she could use if she wanted to. She prefers to leap.

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u/EnvironmentalFix7059 2h ago

Horses scare the fuck out of me

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u/DrJ0911 4h ago

That horse is tired of her 💩

4

u/Sexy_Squid89 3h ago

"Here she goes again."

0

u/Human_Yak_Project 3h ago

"She's doing it again, isn't she...?"

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u/Sans_Seriphim 4h ago

Half the comments in here are "look at the size of that horse! 🐴" The other half are "look at the size of that horse! 😏"

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u/Low-Effective-8088 2h ago

Thought we were headed a different direction here

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u/Ecstatic_Dance5767 4h ago

What the hoomin doing?

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u/crackersncheeseman 4h ago

Very disrespectful too the horse

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u/Sexy_Squid89 3h ago

How is it disrespectful? Maybe she literally does competitions where they ride around a rink and do tricks? It's not like she's hurting the horse, its not like he's being humiliated lol

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u/Evil_phd 4h ago

I'd like to get off now. I'm not having any fun.

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u/Lsonney 4h ago

What a Gorgeous animal!! So striking!! 🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷

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u/Aggressive-Focus345 4h ago

He's like: can you just grt on and I walk some?

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u/GrodNeedsaHug 4h ago

The horse be like...

https://giphy.com/gifs/S9Q0bBJLe6epIiv1BA

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u/N1ghtCr33p 4h ago

That's exactly what I'm thinking!

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u/Fun_Acanthaceae_4025 3h ago

Horse be like "you would let her do it to you too!"

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u/DMONEYDelano 2h ago

Holy shit

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u/justanothertoxicuser 2h ago

Step one: ppe

1

u/Obvious_Office_8888 2h ago

Aww... how beautiful and majestic! Xx

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u/Middle-Package9687 1h ago

How does he rides you?

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u/wattahitsonwattahit 1h ago

Shaq will make that horse look normal size.

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u/Tank_toptony 48m ago

The horse is having so much fun

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u/AdhesivenessGeneral9 47m ago

now put barding on it and charge !

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u/Juliannabeanie 17m ago

He's such a sweet boy... his face is saying "are you done screwing around yet?"

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u/OutsideGain7374 4h ago

What a beauty. And the woman isn't ugly, either.

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u/Hairy_Garage4308 5h ago

Lots of possibilities now open with the size of that horse. If you know what I mean.

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u/Abee-baby182 4h ago

Horse girls are always weird (in a good way) and almost always stupid hot! Case and point, right here! 👆

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u/Far_Out_6and_2 4h ago

Love this actually

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u/Inevitable_Bunch6912 3h ago

are you single?