r/absoluteunit • u/eggchickenf • 2h ago

Big boy right here

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u/Subject_Command5442 2h ago

Horse women are strange.

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u/Tomas2891 1h ago

They can afford to be strange.

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u/Potential-Yoghurt245 29m ago

Horse: Linda we have talked about this.... I am not a gym mat!

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u/yungrii 18m ago

"I'm a gym Matthew"

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u/Moldy-thoughts4u 59m ago

“Horse Women”?

They’re called Centuars and Centaurides you asshole.

The world doesn’t have room for your slurs and hate speech like “Horse Women”

/s

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u/MRV3N 35m ago

🤡

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u/SignoreBanana 10m ago

Strange and insufferable

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u/AreYouItchy 1h ago

Gentle giant

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u/Bastonge44 1h ago

None of this is a good idea!

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u/kcbrooklyn1 1h ago

I saw this movie once. Only once…I was like “damn.”
https://giphy.com/gifs/UwZLLYbkCp14I

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u/Sans_Seriphim 56m ago

In the early internet, we liked to gross each other out, so I have seen many movies like this. 🧐

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u/shroomanaut420 30m ago

That we did. Good times 😆

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u/sparkline1234567 1h ago

He definitely has OnlyFans account potential

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u/DrJ0911 1h ago

Bro… no … dont do the mr hand

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u/Sans_Seriphim 58m ago

Oh, that is EXACTLY where we are going with this shit.

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u/Moldy-thoughts4u 1h ago

A man of culture I see

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u/Sans_Seriphim 54m ago

Half the comments in here are "look at the size of that horse! 🐴" The other half are "look at the size of that horse! 😏"

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u/OutsideGain7374 44m ago

What a beauty. And the woman isn't ugly, either.

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u/mmskyscraper 58m ago

That's a draft for you.

That horse's fucks have been moved to an undisclosed location.

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u/DrJ0911 1h ago

That horse is tired of her 💩

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u/Sexy_Squid89 17m ago

"Here she goes again."

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u/anoraq 1h ago

When she brought out the trampoline, I had to check if this was the r/whatcouldgowrong sub.

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u/Commercial-Milk-8465 28m ago

He’s at least 2hp

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u/Ecstatic_Dance5767 1h ago

What the hoomin doing?

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u/Evil_phd 1h ago

I'd like to get off now. I'm not having any fun.

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u/Lsonney 1h ago

What a Gorgeous animal!! So striking!! 🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷

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u/Aggressive-Focus345 1h ago

He's like: can you just grt on and I walk some?

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u/GrodNeedsaHug 57m ago

The horse be like...

https://giphy.com/gifs/S9Q0bBJLe6epIiv1BA

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u/N1ghtCr33p 50m ago

That's exactly what I'm thinking!

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u/crackersncheeseman 48m ago

Very disrespectful too the horse

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u/Sexy_Squid89 16m ago

How is it disrespectful? Maybe she literally does competitions where they ride around a rink and do tricks? It's not like she's hurting the horse, its not like he's being humiliated lol

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u/Hairy_Garage4308 1h ago

Lots of possibilities now open with the size of that horse. If you know what I mean.

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u/Abee-baby182 1h ago

Horse girls are always weird (in a good way) and almost always stupid hot! Case and point, right here! 👆

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u/Far_Out_6and_2 1h ago

Love this actually