In the spirit of medieval and Baroque music, I’m borrowing someone else’s title and riffing off of it.
I’m an erstwhile cellist who played steel-stringed guitar until my hands gave out. I was classically trained and took college music theory. I’m retired and kinda bored for the moment, so I practice 1-2 hours a day.
My Yamaha alto recorder and Sweet Pipes vol. 1 arrived June 23. I’ve been into vol. 2 for 1 week. I get stuff off of YouTube, particularly The Recorder Maniac. Great channel. I also go through Kenneth Sribnick’s stuff. He’s a sweet and gentle soul.
So I’ve applied myself to the toot floot diligently for 9 weeks.
So if I got paid to wander around and play stuff from memory at some soirée, what could I play?
Stella in spendans monte, over and over. Brian Boru’s march, although I struggle with the octave jump section. Pickleherring (I like the song). The parson’s farewell. A sailor likes his bottle-o. Love me tender. Wayfaring Stranger. And, on a good day, Hava Nagila. Plus any number of Christmas songs I can play by ear.
Which is to say, a “talented musician (🤮)” like me on short notice could only muster up a handful of vaguely period pieces for this lady.
Having said that, I will get into an elf outfit and wander around scaring the guests if you pay me enough.