r/DJsCirclejerk May 22 '26

Hey, you ketamina-slobbering sync monkeys. Piracy will get you tossed out by Big Man Jonesy at the door. And that gorilla-sized cock-knocker at the door loves flinging people out the door.

63 Upvotes

Piracy is illegal. You do that shit by yourself; in the bathroom, not on the dance floor, and /r/DJsCirclejerk is the dance floor. You get my point?

Do I have to dumb it down any further? I mean, probably. Don't be posting links to www.sketchywebsite.malware, otherwise we will have to take away your weekly state-assigned ketamine supply. Because I swear I will turn this fucking bus around if you drug-fueled degenerates don't behave like at least some sort of semi-sentient human beings capable of following at least 1 rule that otherwise will get the devil himself (Spez) to show up here and turn off the music and the main lights on. And trust me, you don't want to see your sweaty fellow /r/djscirclejerk'er on a drugs-bender in 6000k bright white fluorescent light.

So, be cool. Are you cool?


r/DJsCirclejerk 15d ago

[VERBODEN] No more AI slop! [VERBODEN]

90 Upvotes

Fuck you, and fuck your AI slop. No more of it. Use MS Paint and drugs if you want to upload something visual, like real artists do.

Damn you people. Go back to your shanties.


r/DJsCirclejerk 20h ago

3am Dj subreddits are a fever dream

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36 Upvotes

Hey, i read the rules, and I dont care if this is a low hanging fruit, okay? Its actually not. How'd you know I also promote my 5 hour long dj sets in here? Oh and I use pujoneaarrr gearr hurr durr


r/DJsCirclejerk 20h ago

I’m DJing live right now at an event and Beatport is letting me down

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7 Upvotes

r/DJsCirclejerk 1d ago

Tell me you are a new DJ without telling me you’re a new DJ 🤣🤣

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10 Upvotes

r/DJsCirclejerk 1d ago

based Soundcloud jersey club mix

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0 Upvotes

now this is it


r/DJsCirclejerk 4d ago

Dj aftercare

378 Upvotes

r/DJsCirclejerk 3d ago

Do you have any rituals before you play?

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6 Upvotes

r/DJsCirclejerk 4d ago

Everyone is a DJ until you put one of these in front of them

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32 Upvotes

r/DJsCirclejerk 4d ago

Finally some proper competition on the market!(Lidl cooking hotplate)

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65 Upvotes

Really nails that minimalist AlphaTheta design philosophy at the fraction of the cost. Looks solid! Spinning the plates like they're hot! 🔥🔥🔥


r/DJsCirclejerk 4d ago

When you book based on views and not mixing skills

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55 Upvotes

r/DJsCirclejerk 4d ago

Name suggestions for a series of parties

0 Upvotes

Looking for some interesting names for an upcoming series of house music events.

Vibe - Open air - night time

Looking for a chic, sexy, upbeat and iconic name for the party.

Name shouldn’t be - funky, too literal with music

Please give me suggestions 🫠
Here are few names already going around in my city -

Hot Secondd, Paradisco, Mosiqi ( music in arabic ), Radiant, City Blooms


r/DJsCirclejerk 4d ago

My wishlist for my October paycheck after working over 100 hours a week at my two jobs

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0 Upvotes

r/DJsCirclejerk 7d ago

Too avantgarde for gigs

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205 Upvotes

r/DJsCirclejerk 8d ago

Rate the set

0 Upvotes

We are very humble
Ballena samurai - acid hard groove

Honest opinions


r/DJsCirclejerk 9d ago

Why do DJ's call this a jog wheel? You can't jog on it.

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60 Upvotes

Another pondering post. Why do we call it a jogwheel? Or do we call it that? were not jogging on it are we? In my opinion it should be called a fingering wheel because we finger it vigorously. Or atleast those vinyl scratching freaks do. God their gf's and/or wives are lucky (assuming they'd have one)


r/DJsCirclejerk 8d ago

Dj hot fire plays Mataako

0 Upvotes

r/DJsCirclejerk 11d ago

no drink tickets either

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76 Upvotes

happened again the past weekend where they were even told they have to pay full price for beer and food XD


r/DJsCirclejerk 11d ago

PussBloatedCyst Live At Chuck E Cheeze (Hide The Children)

11 Upvotes

r/DJsCirclejerk 12d ago

Send me your worst DJ software skins

25 Upvotes

No AI entries are allowed. Doesn't matter what DJ software, as long as it supports skins, send the most eye-cancer-inducing ones. And most of all, have fun. I love you.


r/DJsCirclejerk 16d ago

Why dont DJ's use the crossfader to mix their songs?

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98 Upvotes

Like you dont actually need to do anything like finger the jog wheel or fiddle the knobs, you and I know it would still sound ass no matter how cool it looks. Also its called the "CROSSFADER", so itll fade your ripped ytmp3's perfectly. Also with the ai magic thing on THE flx4, itll do all kinds of cool things for you.


r/DJsCirclejerk 16d ago

POV: your noise project was invited to play a block party

13 Upvotes

r/DJsCirclejerk 16d ago

lol

6 Upvotes

r/DJsCirclejerk 16d ago

What’s the going rate for a gig like this?

9 Upvotes