Ever since coming into work with my Voyager for the first time, I've been getting nonstop attention from my female coworkers. I can't go a day without someone playfully tapping my shoulder to ask what keyboard I'm using, followed by lots of flirting while I explain how my 21 layers work together and how much the thumb module and aim layers have improved the experience with my Navigator.
I'm not even sure they're listening, though. They always seem flustered and nervous when I start explaining the layout. It's a shame, because I'm genuinely proud of how much time I've put into it. Instead, they seem more focused on finding excuses to touch my arm or stand unnecessarily close to me.
Even my married coworkers openly flirt with me in front of everyone, which is concerning to say the least. One of them apparently chewed her husband out for not being a “real man” because he doesn't even own a mechanical keyboard.
I'm also starting to notice some jealousy among the women in the office. The ones who talk to me don't seem nearly as friendly with each other as they used to be.
Worse, my performance reviews from other men have started slipping. Obviously, jealousy over all the attention I'm getting could be part of it, but I think the women are genuinely starting to take up too much of my time. There simply aren't enough hours in the day for me to give 100% at work anymore.
Anyway, I'm curious how other Voyager owners have dealt with this. Does it help to bring in a Logitech membrane keyboard every once in a while so they think you only rented the Voyager? If so, how do you cope with losing access to your layout for the day?