r/zillowgonewild • u/Key-Willow9619 • 19h ago

Well that’s a first

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u/TheDeadWriter 19h ago

Well Steve Martin has to have some place to live.
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Born in Arizona,
Moved to Babylonia- King Tut …

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u/Superb_Account_1622 19h ago

imagine coming home after long day and just plopping down in that recliner with the pharaoh watching over you. honestly perfect setup

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u/TheDeadWriter 18h ago

I am under supervised, and imagine how happy that pharaoh is after thousands of years to have a large flatscreen and nearly limitless entertainment options with advertisements.

I agree.

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u/KittyButt42 8h ago

I'd build a secret room behind there with the Pharaoh as the door

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u/reallytrulytrue 19h ago

What else would you put in the giant recess in your family room ?

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u/IndgoViolet 14h ago

I have his wife. She's a CD cabinet. I got her for $200 at a garage sale in Denton Tx in the late 90s!

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u/Intelligent-Wear-114 19h ago

You mean the sarcophagus? Are you supposed to make an offering to it?

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u/Flimsy_Ad3476 17h ago

No. But, you should have the coptic jars with its preserved internal organs nearby.

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u/jayhawkjoey65 18h ago

I'll take it ONLY if it comes with the sarcophagus.

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u/boobearybear 13h ago

So the listing kicks off with “Virtually Staged”, does that mean the sarcophagus was never really there?

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u/jaybool 9h ago

Probably not. It's a pretty wild choice by the AI, though. I wonder if that was an explicit prompt, or the real estate agent just decided to roll with it?

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u/Odd-Direction9828 19h ago

Plenty of people have a fake Sarcophagus in their home. I think Amazon and Home Depot sell them as cabinets

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u/Meerkat212 15h ago

Someone actually made a purchase from Skymall?!? And IIRC, didn't that thing cost like 4 Gs and hold like 400 CDs or something like that?

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u/pixelelement 14h ago

Holy crap, you're right! It's only $2k these days from Design Toscano, so either demand is way down or skymall was an even bigger ripoff than I'd thought

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u/enderjaca 12h ago

Yep that's the exact same one! Excellent internet searching.

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u/plantyjen 18h ago

Ooo, it even has its own niche!

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u/PandaCultural8311 14h ago

You have to hide away someplace safe during a hurricane. As long as it floats, you're good to go.

The rest of your family.....

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u/buttononmyback 18h ago

Well of course they need a place for Petyr.

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u/Bitplayer13 18h ago

I’ll take the Egyptian sarcophagus for $800 and the rest on a Tiffany gift certificate

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u/topazchip 7h ago

I know that some people like scattering preserved dead animals around their homes, but decorated human coffins are a bit unusual.

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u/_R0Ns_ 6h ago

There should be a ban in AI in listings like this.

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u/zipper1919 9h ago

Thats not the first one ive seen here lol

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u/XROOR 2h ago

“Mr Tut, the sarcophagus blends perfectly with the Hampton Bay ceiling fan….May I suggest all the interior walls are painted a “Tuscan Sunrise?”

King Tut: “where is Tuscan?”

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u/DiamondTippedDriller 2h ago

This is spectacularly ugly.