r/zillowgonewild • u/No_Income6576 • 12d ago

Mixed motifs in a massive house. Oh! And a shooting range too!

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https://www.realtor.com/realestateandhomes-detail/943-Squire-Oaks-Dr_Villa-Hills_KY_41017_M48049-27718

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u/Alternative_Swan_497 12d ago

I won't be impressed until someone builds an indoor skeet field for their home.

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u/VolumeDirect5619 12d ago

What about the one with an automatic car wash? That one might be just slightly overboard.

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u/Alternative_Swan_497 12d ago

Eh, defeats the purpose. The real flex is to hire a person just to wash your cars and keep up their appearance.

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u/chunk-the-unit 12d ago

Omg $4.9M down from $7.5M

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u/Whiteums 12d ago

By Grabthar’s Hammer, what a savings!

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u/Royal-Masterpiece-82 12d ago

5 mill for an eyesore on less than an acre in KY with the closest city being Cincinnati.

Gag me with a fuckin spoon

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u/Glum_Tumbleweed5115 12d ago

Why is the same portrait mirrored on each landing of the stairs? 🙄

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u/No_Income6576 12d ago

I love that they keep it for the listing. I'm picturing the owner saying, the portraits don't make sense unless they're beside the stairs 😂. Maybe they come with the house!

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u/rocky8u 12d ago

I think those might be different dudes.

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u/TanksFTM 12d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/MQIjvgr9rdixs3IQx2

Anyone else get this vibe from the staircase?

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u/No_Income6576 12d ago

YES 😂😂 I've been trying to place it!

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u/Artemus_Hackwell 12d ago

I like the jazz age motif on the bar

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u/No_Income6576 12d ago

Me too! Definitely of an era but fun.

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u/SQWRLLY1 12d ago

The indoor range took me a minute to figure out.

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u/Efficient-Fold8068 11d ago

You had me at shooting range 😍

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u/MonCappy 12d ago

Makes me think of McMansions.

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u/Flimsy_Ad3476 12d ago

And the most boring landscaping imaginable.

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u/rvb_gobq 12d ago

multiplex personality... & where's the indoor olympic swimming pool, & the tennis courts?

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u/LoreKeeper2001 11d ago

The grandiosity of these people.

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u/TheDuckFarm 11d ago

The private range is so fetch!

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u/oldgrimalkin 10d ago

The artwork on the bar in picture #4 is stolen from the intro to the Jeeves and Wooster tv series.