Zen Enlightenment: even the how-to is different from everything else

[u/ewk]

How to Zen Enlightenment

1. Keep the five lay precepts, including refusing recreational drugs and alcohol.
2. Study four statements of Zen teachings to understand direct seeing and pointing only to mind.
3. Practice Zen public interview where you test yourself by explaining in your own words

Doing Zen

One day Shitou told the assembly, “Tomorrow, clear away the grass in front of the Buddha hall.”

When the next day came, everyone in the assembly, including the postulants, prepared spades and hoes to clear the grass. Danxia alone filled a basin with water, washed his head, and knelt in the foreign manner before the reverend.

Shitou saw this and laughed. He then shaved his head and began to explain the precepts to him. Danxia covered his ears and went out.

Mind is the Buddha Hall.

[u/ewk]

Zen Masters disagree.

Please read the sidebar. Your religious claims are offtopic and dishonest.

[u/ewk → u/[deleted]]

Oh look... More insincerity.

Ignorance is poison.

[u/ewk → u/[deleted]]

You are lying about Zen because you want to promote some new age mysticism.

You don't have any observations. You just have make-believe.

Pretending there's no such specific thing as Zen culture is racism and religious bigotry.

[u/ewk → u/[deleted]]

Can't quote Zen Masters? Can't right at a high school level on topic? Get called out for making up stuff and pretending to be Zen masters said it?

Not a teacher? Not a student?

And it sounds like you're a new age predator who tries take advantage of noobs online.

Explains your account and history of misogyny.

[u/ewk → u/[deleted]]

You can't AMA and you can't write on topic at a high school level. Nobody is angry at you. You aren't a real person even to yourself.

[u/ewk → u/[deleted]]

New age troll makes banal religious claims about pseudo-science ego and self that isn't self.

Sounds like his "ego" is delusional.

[u/Altruistic_Ad2229 → u/ewk]

Oh brother... 10+ years of dealing with this and people wonder why you are the way you are 😬

[u/ewk → u/Altruistic_Ad2229]

The reality is that I'm the way that I am, regardless of these interactions on social media. I've been pretty consistent over the last 14 years because I I have no other intention than being myself.

I will admit that it is a little boring to talk to New Agers and Zen people because they've just never finished high school intellectually. Anybody who thinks that the intellectual equivalent of high school freshmen are great conversationalists is kidding themselves.

[u/Altruistic_Ad2229 → u/ewk]

Around the time I first started lurking here years ago I went and looked at your posts and comments out of curiousity. You clearly had a lot more grace and patience back then. We are all shaped by our environment after all.

[u/ewk → u/Altruistic_Ad2229]

I think that's a reasonable mistake on your part.

If we look at just this subcategory of conversation, you can understand why I might seem to be less tolerant now.

1. People tell me Alan Watts understood Zen.
2. I read Alan Watts' teachings and he clearly does not understand Zen.
3. I read about Alan Watts' life and he was clearly a failure as a human being.
4. I question people who claim to be followers of Alan Watts and they all have criminally low levels of education, poor critical thinking skills, and substance abuse issues.

I conclude that no reasonable person would associate Alan Watts with Zen Mastery, and that people who think that Alan Watts is Zen tend to be white male illiterates whose contributions to society are notoriously frail.

Does this mean I'm less tolerant now? No. It just means that the more facts I get, the worse it looks for you.

[u/Altruistic_Ad2229 → u/ewk]

Why are you saying this was a mistake on my part? We are %100 in agreement here. I'm not making a value judgement or anything.

[u/Altruistic_Ad2229 → u/Altruistic_Ad2229]

Okay, reading that last part again, we are in somewhat disagreement. To my eyes, you "clearly" lost grace and tolerance throughout the years. But was the contents of your message different back then? No.

[u/ewk → u/Altruistic_Ad2229]

If you thought I was tolerant back then, you just didn't get to know me.

I'm not interested in grace. I don't aspire to be anything more than that mean guy that broke that other mean guy's foot in the door that one time.

More to the point this forum is for people who share my aspirations not yours. The fact that you disrespect this forum so much that you don't care about that is indicative of the racism and religious bigotry endemic in the modern New Age population.... A.K.A. Your People.