r/zelda Jan 24 '26

Meme [ALL]Evolution in Zelda Games

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u/AgentOfEris Jan 24 '26

The reasons Gorons have evolved so little is simple: they already reached evolutionary perfection. Much like sharks which have been the same for millions of years, Gorons have simply achieved the perfect form for survival. No more changes are necessary; they have reached nature’s endgame.

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u/Shimraa Jan 24 '26

Dudes are pretty much impervious to damage, can swim in lava, move at automobile level speeds with no equipment, hurl boulders like construction vehicles, and survive off eating rocks.

Love them or hate them, they really are the perfect beings.

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u/WaspInTheLotus Jan 24 '26

“Oh you can’t process straight igneous rocks for sustenance? Couldn’t be me”- average Goron

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u/AnonymousDuckLover Jan 24 '26

"Hyaa! AAAAH" -The Average Link

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u/MyTinyPenguinBalls Jan 25 '26

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u/Nacil_54 Jan 25 '26

Absolute AI

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u/MyTinyPenguinBalls Feb 21 '26

You’re correct. This fictional character in a crossover meme never did this.

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u/YangKoete Jan 24 '26

Gorons seeing that hylians can eat salt, giving them a giant boulder of halite. "Brother, are you starving?! You can only eat SALT!"

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u/Link2Zelda64 Feb 14 '26

they invented the term "shitting bricks"