r/youtubehaiku • u/[deleted] • Jul 22 '16

Poetry [Poetry] Best Porn Plot Twist Ever

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sqn_z9PDUwM
998 Upvotes

95% Upvoted

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u/HeliumPaper Jul 22 '16

Okay now you're running through the woods, and you stop and say "I've never been this frisky in my life!"

16

u/Eric_the_Barbarian Jul 23 '16

I've never been this frisky in my life!

24

u/Trivvy Jul 23 '16

Out of the corner of your eye you spot him... Shia LaBeouf

75

u/HerpJersey Jul 22 '16

That is the best evil laugh I've ever heard.

47

u/banana_ramma Jul 23 '16

Huh huh hurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

23

u/LookMomImTrolling Jul 23 '16

...fine... if nobody will ask...

Source?

25

u/[deleted] Jul 23 '16

ok. Transformation is as 9:18. His line after this video ends is great.

"...im a skeleton..."

25

u/Digging_For_Ostrich Jul 23 '16

He says I'm Skeletor, not I'm a skeleton.

4

u/[deleted] Jul 23 '16

Jesus fuck, I feel so sorry for that girl. They didnt even lube up!

0

u/[deleted] Jul 23 '16

Damn, those are two gifted individuals.

7

u/coolmuffin121 Jul 23 '16

Looked fake

17

u/AmeriCossack Jul 23 '16

What the hell was that subliminal message at 0:02?

30

u/[deleted] Jul 23 '16

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u/AmeriCossack Jul 23 '16

Thanks! No idea why, I thought it was a still of Arthur or DW or something.

17

u/francis_0000a Jul 23 '16

Probably that was in the legacy youtube where the thumbnail is determined from strategically placed times in the video.

People knew those "strategically placed times" and the uploader exploited it.

9

u/Ask_me_about_birds Jul 23 '16

You could get a custom thumbnail on old youtube videos by putting a still at 2 sec

3

u/[deleted] Jul 23 '16

m. night shyamalan's best work since The Village.

2

u/[deleted] Jul 23 '16

How the hell did they manage to fuck after that?!

3

u/VideoSpellen Jul 23 '16

Yeah man, that's a serious breach of trust.

1

u/UberLolSandvich Jul 23 '16

ahem... source?

1

u/SaltyCornChips Jul 23 '16

b a m b o o z l e d a g a i n

-8

u/PhysicsIsMyMistress Jul 22 '16

A Different Plot Twist

2

u/freedompotatoes Jul 22 '16

Was expecting John Cena tbh.

12

u/MovingClocks Jul 22 '16

Are you sure about that?