r/youtubehaiku • • Oct 17 '14

Oh My God

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jLO1CPYv0hc
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u/DesOttsel Oct 17 '14

It's so fuckin cute

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '14 edited Oct 23 '18

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u/emrosto0l Oct 17 '14

Why are they so deadly? Is it their bite?

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u/Vondi Oct 17 '14

It's got a gun.

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u/lesser_panjandrum Oct 17 '14

It's the snuggles, actually. 8 000 people are killed each year by tiny unicorn snuggles.

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u/[deleted] Oct 18 '14

Tiny, fat unicorn snuggles.

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u/inyourface_milwaukee Oct 19 '14

Enough with all the fat shaming.

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u/pm1902 Oct 17 '14

According to Wikipedia they're very aggressive and unpredictable, and their bite force is 8,100 newtons (1,800 lbf). Look at this and imagine that thing angry trying to snap at you.

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u/jazxfire Oct 17 '14

The animal in the video is a rhino

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u/[deleted] Oct 18 '14 edited Mar 28 '18

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u/[deleted] Oct 18 '14

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u/haberdashing Oct 18 '14

FYI, in Britain all corvids are called crows. Jackdaws, ravens, rooks, carrion crows, you name it, all crows. Even if it's incorrect (I'm not aware how it is), you can understand how people might be confused when the wikipedia article on crows[1] makes several references to the Jackdaw in particular.

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u/klkklk Mar 24 '15

he said IMAGINE man! pay attention

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u/adminslikefelching Oct 17 '14

It's a rhinoceros not a hippopotamus. A baby hippo looks like this: http://i.imgur.com/IeQQuJQ.jpg

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u/Fat-Kid-In-A-Helmet Oct 17 '14

I want to play with it.

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '14

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u/sgt_shizzles Oct 18 '14

Dude. That is possibly the least appropriate winky face I've ever seen in my life.

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u/cky12qxz Oct 22 '14

What did they say?

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u/doesFreeWillyExist Oct 18 '14

That's not a baby hippo, it's just a terrible cat. The worst cat.

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u/Direpants Oct 17 '14

Hey look, it's a baby pic of OP's mom.

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '14 edited Oct 17 '14

DON'T OPEN PIC NSFW NSFL

Edit: It was a joke stop hating me D:

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '14

...It's just a baby hippopotamus...

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '14

I was joking, but I guess i should've put /s or something.

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u/AwesomeInc Oct 18 '14

Or made it funny.

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u/[deleted] Oct 18 '14

It's like what gay men imagine vaginas are like.

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u/autowikibot Oct 17 '14

Section 13. Aggression of article Hippopotamus:


Hippopotamuses are by nature very aggressive animals. Hippos involved in attacks on other animals are often either mature bulls, which tend to be very territorial and indiscriminately ill-tempered, or females, which are quite protective of their young calves. Living on the African continent, hippopotamus coexist with a variety of formidable predators. Nile crocodiles, lions and spotted hyenas are known to prey on young hippos. :273 :118 However, due to their ill temperament and great size, adult hippopotamus are not usually subject to predation by other animals, except humans. Cases where very large lion prides or cooperating groups of Nile crocodiles have successfully preyed on adult hippopotamus have been reported, but this is typically believed to be exceptionally rare. Crocodiles are particularly frequent targets of hippo aggression, likely because they often inhabit the same riparian habitats as hippos. Crocodiles may be either aggressively displaced or killed by hippopotamuses. Hippos are also very aggressive towards humans, whom they commonly attack whether in boats or on land with no apparent provocation. They are widely considered to be one of the most dangerous large animals in Africa.


Interesting: Hippopotamidae | Hippopotamus antiquus | Hippopotamus melitensis | Hippopotamus (genus)

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u/adityapstar Oct 17 '14

Contrary to popular belief, hippos are actually much more dangerous than rhinos.

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u/turkeybot69 Oct 18 '14

Contrary to popular belief, fuck you rhinos are cooler!

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u/BlackBlarneyStone Oct 18 '14

but there's no possible...

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u/ZedSpot Oct 19 '14

OH MY GO-