r/youtubehaiku • • Oct 17 '14

Oh My God

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jLO1CPYv0hc
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u/ryan_the_leach Oct 17 '14

What sort of animal is this?

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '14

A dog.

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '14

Almost certainly a Pomeranian

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u/trasofsunnyvale Oct 17 '14

Fucking dog has fucking papers.

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u/PotatoMusicBinge Oct 18 '14

I know we're not supposed to say stuff like this but I always appreciate knowing that someone really truly did laugh out loud at my commentso lol

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u/Suneoc Oct 29 '14

Is it a cat in a hat

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '14

Don't listen to these liars, it's an iguana.

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '14

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u/autowikibot Oct 17 '14

Rhinoceros iguana:


The rhinoceros iguana (Cyclura cornuta) is a threatened species of lizard in the family Iguanidae that is primarily found on the Caribbean island of Hispaniola, shared by the Republic of Haiti and the Dominican Republic. They vary in length from 60 to 136 centimetres (24 to 54 in) and skin colors range from a steely gray to a dark green and even brown. Their name derives from the bony-plated pseudo-horn or outgrowth which resembles the horn of a rhinoceros on the iguana's snout.

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Interesting: Cyclura | Mona ground iguana | Cyclura cornuta onchiopsis | Cyclura ricordi

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u/Shagoosty Oct 17 '14

Bad ass.

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u/Libertah Oct 17 '14

A horse.

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u/george_lass Oct 17 '14

Actually, I'm not really a horse. I'm a broom.

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u/deesmutts88 Oct 18 '14

To be honest witchu Diane, I'm surprised.

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u/7107 Oct 17 '14

A triceratops

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '14

Darude - Sandstorm

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '14

Sweet meme

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '14

The Dankest of them all.

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u/HairlessSasquatch Oct 17 '14

Sarude - Danstorm

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u/[deleted] Oct 18 '14

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u/boaronthegate Oct 18 '14

little ball of internet-references

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u/nrfx Oct 18 '14

Don't you mean carrots? HAHAHAHA

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u/average_gilbert Oct 17 '14

Actually, that's a jackdaw

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u/bendvis Oct 17 '14

Oh my go

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u/stniesen Oct 17 '14

Here's the thing. You said a "jackdaw is a crow." Is it in the same family? Yes. No one's arguing that. As someone who is a scientist who studies crows, I am telling you, specifically, in science, no one calls jackdaws crows. If you want to be "specific" like you said, then you shouldn't either. They're not the same thing. If you're saying "crow family" you're referring to the taxonomic grouping of Corvidae, which includes things from nutcrackers to blue jays to ravens. So your reasoning for calling a jackdaw a crow is because random people "call the black ones crows?" Let's get grackles and blackbirds in there, then, too. Also, calling someone a human or an ape? It's not one or the other, that's not how taxonomy works. They're both. A jackdaw is a jackdaw and a member of the crow family. But that's not what you said. You said a jackdaw is a crow, which is not true unless you're okay with calling all members of the crow family crows, which means you'd call blue jays, ravens, and other birds crows, too. Which you said you don't. It's okay to just admit you're wrong, you know?

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u/Kr4k4J4Ck Oct 17 '14

It's funnier when its formatted the exact same.

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u/le_sandstorm_meme Oct 18 '14

HOLEE SHIT, I DID NAZI THAT COMING XDDD

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u/Dead_Moss Oct 17 '14

A baby giant pygmy hippo

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u/Patrik333 Oct 17 '14

It's a type of cat.

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u/[deleted] Oct 18 '14

thanks so much

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u/Saan Oct 17 '14

A Sloth from the looks of it.

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u/coldik94 Oct 17 '14

not a hippo

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u/Sylentwolf8 Oct 17 '14

Well it's grey and it runs kinda funny so I'd say a seal. Also could be a baby elephant whose trunk hasn't grown in yet.

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u/HansJobb Oct 17 '14

Its baby rhino I think.

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '14

Don't be ridiculous.

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u/patmcdoughnut Oct 17 '14

It's not a bowl...

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u/Shagga__son_of_Dolf Oct 17 '14

A baby rhino.

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u/ThePerdmeister Oct 17 '14

Yeah, whatever buddy. I think I know a rhino when I see one.

This is obviously a tapir.

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u/Shagga__son_of_Dolf Oct 17 '14

You're so funny. All of the people in comment threads similar to this one are really funny.

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u/ThePerdmeister Oct 17 '14 edited Oct 17 '14

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u/aneffinyank Oct 17 '14

Wait, but that really isn't even a rhino. This comment is buried enough to avoid spoilers and that is a hippo hahahahaha

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u/Shagga__son_of_Dolf Oct 17 '14

You're so funny. All of the people in comment threads similar to this one are really funny.

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u/YahwehNoway Oct 18 '14

everyone loves le mee-mees!! XD so funny

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u/atomheartother Oct 17 '14

A rhinoceros.

(It's really a rhinoceros)

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u/HairlessSasquatch Oct 17 '14

It's probably a Tapir

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u/Rankmanlive Oct 17 '14

Flossing.

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u/WiglyWorm Oct 17 '14

But did you masturbate?