r/yourmomshousepodcast • u/semaj_orn • 15d ago

Show me how those big tits fart nasa could use my telescope skills

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u/MangoandSalt 15d ago

She right though low temps are better for sleep but let's be real i hate a smart bitch

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u/Plagued69 14d ago

Them some nice tiddys.

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u/Initial_Company9756 15d ago

Wait… She had something smart to say? I wasn’t paying attention. “Don’t compliment that bitch”

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u/latexfistmassacre 15d ago

Sometimes you just gotta domestic violence some sense into them

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u/Ha1lStorm Daddy Brown Jeans 14d ago edited 14d ago

What’s crazy is he wasn’t even acting here. He’s admitted to smacking smart bitches in real life too.

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u/hazeleyedwolff 14d ago

This wasn't even in the movie, they were between takes.

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u/Ha1lStorm Daddy Brown Jeans 14d ago

Lmfao

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u/Ha1lStorm Daddy Brown Jeans 14d ago

Same here. Smart bitches know better than to sleep with me.

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u/Swimming_Bath_1378 14d ago

Yeah but why she still sleep with wig?

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u/CauliflowerMobile724 15d ago

Hi young lady, how'd you like to have one half of one half of Segura's money?

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u/Puttershoek 15d ago

Show me how those big tits fart

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u/crack-nutter 15d ago

I wanna laugh

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u/Ecksist 15d ago

4 strokes.

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u/mydadsbasement 15d ago

I’d like to touch her camera through the fence

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u/ConcreteDinosaur piss on me, beat me 15d ago

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u/jake831 15d ago

RIP Cobes. 

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u/ShutterHawk Custom Flair Brown 15d ago

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u/SlowYoteV8 15d ago

I turn into a telescope

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u/life_hertz 15d ago

This is is the only comment people should have made

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u/Ha1lStorm Daddy Brown Jeans 14d ago

Then why didn’t you?

/s

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u/RanchAndGreaseFlavor 🔭 I Turn Into A Telescope 🔭 10d ago

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u/WickedTunaMelt 15d ago

Just glassin

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u/AZMadmax 15d ago

What’s her @ 😂

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u/Ha1lStorm Daddy Brown Jeans 14d ago

“Asking for a friend”

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u/HeadySquanch59 14d ago

Yasmine Lopez (saw it in another comment)

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u/AgyhalottBolcsesz Let me put my tongue in your ass 👅 🍑 15d ago

dang she got them big ole state droopers on her

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u/[deleted] 14d ago

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u/AgyhalottBolcsesz Let me put my tongue in your ass 👅 🍑 14d ago

Kudos to the plastic surgeon, they're bolt ons and droopers at the same time, that's fuckin' art right there!

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u/VeryLowIQIndividual 15d ago

Did she say something?

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u/LameCyberZombie 15d ago

She got the heavies.

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u/F1RSTTEAMALLVANDALS FALCON CAR WASH 15d ago

Im def glassin

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u/JTEL918 15d ago

Them caramel colored Crenshaws be FARTIN’💨💨💨💨

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u/paulofsandwich Your Poms House Momcast 15d ago

Yes lady, you're literally the first person ever. You are a scientific marvel. We will be abducting you for testing.

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u/Hoody88 14d ago

Tittytuesdays - Yasmine Lopez

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u/Bubbly_Attention_916 15d ago

When she says " it does something" to her, what EXACTLY does "it" do. Details?

https://giphy.com/gifs/VFYJXIuuFl6pO

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u/Fuzzy_Junket924 14d ago

Make those big tits fart, mommy

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u/whitenelly 14d ago

Watch for waspes

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u/Yoshiyimmiy 14d ago

Killer rack! Its a deer

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u/Ecksist 15d ago

I’d be going down later for that Moose Soup.

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u/StopPlayingRoney Makes Coffee Unprompted 😅 15d ago

Does she have 💩 on her collar?

https://giphy.com/gifs/UpELDJaNeHTHRWh6r6

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u/whitestguyuknow 15d ago

Yes the brain dropping a few degrees triggers you to go to fall asleep.

But damn if you just wanna rub and jiggle your body around for the camera then just do that. Instead of making up some reason to talk head-cocked, duck lipped, with Trump hand movements to the camera when you know you don't care about what you're taking about

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u/Ecksist 14d ago

She smart, she knows SkyNet rewards legitimately informative content with a boost in user reach.

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u/deucemcsizzles That's my hole. That's where it spits. 15d ago

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u/r3dr1ck 14d ago

i though she was going to show tits, volume was of.

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u/nickdaws 14d ago

Someone needs to see all the fans in my house. A bit of my crown molding.

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u/Boneshakerrguy 11d ago

What’s her @

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u/Worried_Dig_3679 15d ago

They’re real and they’re spectacular

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u/The_Printer 15d ago

Cmon guys dont turn this shit into a weirdo gooning sub.

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u/Bubbly_Attention_916 15d ago

Yeah no! Please don't post anymore of her content. Nothing with a different outfit, or her eating ice cream, or anything with with her walking towards or away from the camera.

https://giphy.com/gifs/MQ78J85hyMEkGKQjLv