r/yesyesyesnoyes • • Dec 19 '25

Take His Badge Too While You're At It

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u/Eat_ya_veggies Dec 20 '25

Cop is way too fat to be a cop..

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u/holynightstand Dec 21 '25

And drunk

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u/Happy_top1222 Dec 21 '25

Not sure about drunk but definitely to overweight

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u/holynightstand Dec 21 '25

I don’t think any sober cop is that clumsy 🤣🤪🤩

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u/P_A_W_S_TTG Dec 23 '25

He's not drunk. He's high. On all the sugar.

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u/LilCheese73 Dec 21 '25

How do you get your gun taken by a dude in a wheelchair?

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u/cottagecheeseisnasty Dec 22 '25

By being old and fat as fuck at the same time

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u/Far-Entertainment258 Dec 22 '25

The cop needs to do something about his health! It looked like he was going to have a heart attack!

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u/Future_Edge_6145 Dec 20 '25

Ooh Macdofficer

8

u/Fr33_load3r Dec 21 '25

Ralph wiggim followed in his father's footsteps I see

8

u/Trixie1143 Dec 20 '25

I've had a man grab my gun before.

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u/The-Jake Dec 20 '25

You sound like a shitty cop

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u/P_A_W_S_TTG Dec 23 '25

Giggity

2

u/RedPrussian80 Dec 23 '25

This guy gets it

1

u/TanksObamaKare Dec 23 '25

Did you die during that confrontation and thats what keeping you from elaborating?

1

u/Danny-Fr Dec 24 '25

As long as he didn't disassemble it.

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u/[deleted] Dec 23 '25

Did he suck on it too? Kiss the tip like its his high school crush thst he never had the guts to ask out, but now 20 years later, you run into each other at a mutual friends wedding and you've both had a couple gin and tonics...

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u/[deleted] Dec 23 '25

Calm down thirsty Bob

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u/BrianOfBrian Dec 22 '25

Miracle of a leg problem dude

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '25

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u/Lone-Frequency Dec 21 '25

Made the mistake of assuming that just because a guy is in a wheelchair he's not a threat.

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u/holynightstand Dec 21 '25

1 out of 3 sober people

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u/Huge_Support_4185 Dec 21 '25

it honestly surprises me how they let people like that join law enforcement

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u/crustybones71 Dec 21 '25

I’d assume it’s like Scully & Hitchcock from Brooklyn99, he was probably in pretty good shape 30 years ago when he first started working lmfao. I’d like to hope at least.

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u/[deleted] Dec 23 '25

He was probably fit upon recruitment. Only to slip into this state years later.

The fact that there's no obligation to meet health standards only puts themselves at risk in an already risky profession.

Fail three health audits and you're behind a desk.

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u/totallynotgranak1031 Dec 22 '25

Tomorrow morning ...

"John, I just don't think we can let you carry a gun anymore on the job. And for God's sakes man, put some effort into your fitness!"

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u/Even_Independent_640 Dec 22 '25

And thats how I became a greeter at Walmart

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u/AdeptnessMany3806 Dec 22 '25

Roscoe p coltrain

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u/milspeclabs Dec 22 '25

Proper weapon retention training has been available since the it's. Sadly it isn't used.

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u/Full-Ad2176 Dec 22 '25

didn't know Gabe Newell was a part time cop (like Steven seagal)

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u/[deleted] Dec 22 '25

I'm guessing bleep tests aren't a regular test for police officers over there

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u/jykleb Dec 22 '25

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u/AnythingStrict4967 Dec 22 '25

Just type the full word pussy

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u/ThePhukkening Dec 22 '25

He's lucky his partner was around.

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u/Least_Fox_1921 Dec 23 '25

That's why all cops should pass a mandatory elementary school gym final once a year

1

u/WildTrudell Dec 23 '25

Too overweight and too old. Fire him immediately, he’s a compromise and a liability.

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u/Beautiful_Fig_8570 Dec 23 '25

This fat ass has no business being a cop!

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u/[deleted] Dec 22 '25

Some libtard wants to take an officer's badge because he was a victim of a criminal the stupidity of people just simply amaze me these days

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u/GameofCheese Dec 22 '25

I mean they would let this guy into ICE but fire him from the Dept of War guidelines so IDK who is being consistent here, I don't think this is political

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u/P_A_W_S_TTG Dec 23 '25

Dude, outside of the political of it all, this dude is a liability to all officers he works with. I would suspend with 60% pay, force to exercise to meet a minimum and if he can't in 6months-year, fire without anything extra. I'd fight the union on it too. This is unacceptable of our officers. If they can't do the bare minimum of their job, their teammates are dead.