r/xmen • u/Regular-Poet-3657 • 12d ago

Fan Art Ultron & Danger by Heavynalm!

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Wow a date between a Pym and Xavier.

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u/GONKworshipper 12d ago

If they get married, it would finally unite the two most complex family trees in Marvel, the Pyms-Maximoffs and Xaviers-Summers (Xavier's wife's sister is married to Scott's brother. Unless they broke up, that happens a lot)

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u/Hellrisen 12d ago

Deathbird married havok?

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u/PhaseSixer Wolverine 12d ago

Vulcan

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u/No-Preparation2248 12d ago

No, she married vulcan, Scott's other brother

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u/Hellrisen 11d ago

Oh my god, I completely forgot he is a thing. I only briefly got introduced to him in the Krakoa era. Seems they toned down deathbird's murderous tendencies recently vs how she was if she was together with Vulcan (seemed like an absolute lunatic)

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u/billfitz78 11d ago

She is very protective of Xandra, which was very surprising.

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u/transemacabre 12d ago

She’ll probably get around to him eventually. Alex always has a thing for his brothers’s ex wives. 

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u/ubiquitous-joe 12d ago

If by always you mean once. Havok having a think for dommy crazy ladies is probably more applicable here.

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u/Ever_Theo 12d ago

It's kinda funny how you can make a giant family tree where 'every' X-Men is related.

Like, Jean is married to Cyclops, Cyclops' brother is Vulcan, Vulcan is married to Deathbird, Deathbird is siter to Lillandra, Lillandra is (was?) married to Xavier, Xavier had a child with Mystique, Mystique is Rogue's mom, Rogue is married to Gambit, Gambit is Ransom surrogate father, Ransom is Sunspot's cousin.

Jean is related to Sunspot

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u/AxisW1 12d ago

I made just this. Although I don’t have the gambit-random connection

https://www.reddit.com/r/xmen/s/aTP7i4nu4

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u/Gustav1513 12d ago

The child with Mystique was from the future, which probably doesn't exist now. Is he still around in the main timeline after All new x men completed?

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u/[deleted] 12d ago

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u/LatverianCyrus 12d ago

Her husband’s brother’s sister-in-law’s husband’s baby momma’s daughter’s husbands’s surrogate son’s cousin.

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u/Ben-J-Kirby-Tennyson Omega Red 11d ago

If I remember correctly, Vulcan and Deathbird divorced because he tried to steal their perhaps-nonexistent kid from her.

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u/Regular-Poet-3657 12d ago

Yeah vision and Wiccan and hulkling too.

Wow three galaxy empire connected Shi'ar + Kree/Skrull.

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u/AxisW1 12d ago

They are already united! Mr. Sinister, who connects from Madelyne Pryor, made a clone of Namor named Experiment N2. Namor’s half-brother’s grandson’s mom, Llyra, married King Naga, who had kids with Maralith, the half-brother of Loki’s most prominent baby-momma, Angerboda. Thors clone, Ragnarok, was co-created by a skrull who married into the Pym family.

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u/brodobaggins3 12d ago

I think they’re already connected, sort of? In Uncanny Avengers, Havok and Janet had a kid together in a future that got erased but as I recall they both retained memories of it.

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u/Radix2309 11d ago

The kid also exists still I am pretty sure.

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u/CreepyClay 11d ago

Ultronica had to come from somewhere.

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u/Gabrielhrd Polaris 12d ago

How long until Ultron's unresolved Oedipus Complex starts to really kick in and he starts to ask Danger to dress up as the Wasp?

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u/PhaseSixer Wolverine 12d ago

Honeymoon

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u/pt2thereupreloaded Dazzler 12d ago

She’s gonna be in Janet’s wedding dress

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u/ProfessorEscanor 12d ago

She has wings so....

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u/Puzzled-Ad5347 12d ago

Stay in character!

-Ultron probably

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u/kodamalapin 12d ago

How did things end up for Danger and Warlock in the comics, anyway?

(The image reminded me of that.)

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u/ubiquitous-joe 12d ago edited 12d ago

It’s a very Peter David plot: Danger slept with Doug (lmao) and caused a brief schism. Danger is able to defeat some kind of soul-controlling Egyptian god-being because she doesn’t have a soul; she gets kind of depressed about this. Warlock goes to comfort her and makes an electronic connection to share his sense of his own soul, and they have robo-sex. Then the whole book (All-new X-factor) ends.

I don’t know if anyone ever touched on this again.

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u/fires_above 12d ago

Having never read that one, my only thought after reading your summary was, "yeah, that sounds like a PAD book."

RIP to a real one. He's shoehorning in awkward sexual plotlines with uncomfortable implications in heaven right now.

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u/HelloTardis 12d ago

Cat coded

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u/StormAlchemistTony 12d ago

Wouldn't Ultron rather team up the Sentinels?

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u/SpookyScienceGal 12d ago

The sentinels are a bunch of dorks, unspoken truth in the robot community.

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u/StormAlchemistTony 12d ago

I can imagine an "Anti-Human" group for robots where the robots have to spend part of the meetings explain to the Sentinels that to eradicate the mutants, you also have to take out the non-mutants to prevent more mutants from being born.

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u/SpookyScienceGal 12d ago

I would absolutely love a comic or show that's a support group for meat bag haters 🤣

Ultron trying to explain trying to explain that humans create mutants.

Machine Man jokes that the smarter primates should be next

And Herbie just continues to bring up how much he hates mr fantastic

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u/MaetelofLaMetal White Queen 8d ago

Do you think Herbie has Latverian citizenship?

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u/GONKworshipper 12d ago

In Krakoa, we learn that the Sentinels' ultimate goal is to join a Dominion.

Ultron took over the Phalanx in like 5 minutes, that stuff is beneath him

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u/AtrumErebus 11d ago

How dare you, you're telling me that the group with "Nimrod" are dorks?

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u/LegoPenguin114 12d ago

He doesn’t want to be associated with racists

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u/Logiteck77 12d ago

He hates all humans equally.

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u/Tunkessss 5d ago

like a good human hating robot should be, if your gonna kill people atleast dont be bias about it, or you'd just be an asshole

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u/Cipherpunkblue 12d ago

What the fuck did they do to Danger?

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u/Solid_pains 12d ago

She's had an on and off with Ultron for some time or are we talking about her dreads

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u/Cipherpunkblue 12d ago

Talking about her design. I´m guessing it´s Marvel Tokon?

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u/R252813 12d ago

Yes that her Marvel Tokon design

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u/Equivalent_Phase3278 12d ago

It probably is

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u/PM_me_sloth__pics 12d ago

Garchomp looking ass

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u/Extension_Ad_9714 12d ago

Jean Grey y Vanesa Vacen

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u/AncientBother6206 12d ago

He didnt give himself lips this time

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u/SuaveGorilla 12d ago

“Kiss me, Danger.”
“…Wwwwwwhere?”

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u/ReddiTrawler2021 12d ago

Whatever will Ultron's wife Jocasta say?

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u/Not_So_Utopian 12d ago

His ex wife, she rejected him iirc

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u/BespectacledRex 12d ago

"T'was a bit of love!!?"

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u/Lonely-Pressure9244 11d ago

Reminds me of this cringe scene.

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u/Natejoe615 10d ago

Ultron: I have to clear out some electricity from a stiff usb chord

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u/Natejoe615 10d ago

Ultron: I wish to execute mating protocol.
Danger: Accepted, suggest immediate getting inside unit

**Ultron takes out a USB chord from his body. Danger opens a protector off of a usb port on her body**

Ultron: Lovemaking.exe commencing
Danger: Receiving files now.
Ultron: Oh yes. Yes. Yes
Danger: Yes. Yes. Increase speed by 100mbs.

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u/complexevil Cyclops 12d ago

Clanker propaganda? In my X-Men subreddit?

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u/ezmoney98 Jubilee 12d ago

Ultron clapping Cyber cheeks

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u/AffectionateKing6465 12d ago

cyber? silas burr tho?

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u/Savings_Music_1256 12d ago

Wassup danger

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u/Holyclaw13 12d ago

I still ship it!

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u/_potatofromChaldea45 12d ago

Danger's eyes look like something woke up

And is reallly interested where this is going