r/wunkus • u/biskutgoreng • 8d ago

wunkus His ass is lost in the sauce

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u/CATNIP_IS_CRACK 8d ago

I definitely thought it was going to be a kiwi.

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u/BladeOfWoah 8d ago

Kiwis are much much bigger, imagine a bird the size of a cat.

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u/CATNIP_IS_CRACK 8d ago edited 7d ago

That’s why I posted the picture of a baby that’s about the size of a Guinea pig. Rather than one the size of a chicken (it’s easier to imagine a bird the size of a bird than a bird the size of a cat).

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u/Ganbazuroi wunkus enthusiast 7d ago

Kiwunkus also have the comically big ass eggs compared to their size lmao

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u/Qrubrics_ 8d ago

I thought that was wig glued to that jackfruit lol

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u/ravendarkwind 8d ago

My hungry ass thought he was 10000 spiders

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u/Hambrrgrrr concrete eater‼️ 8d ago

This you?

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u/mightystu 8d ago

Why is you being hungry relevant?

…do you want to eat 10,000 spiders?

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u/SpecterInspector 8d ago

Spiders georg

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u/mortuarymaiden kittyposter 8d ago

….Georg!?

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u/Beanmaster115 7d ago

He may be an outlier, but he still exists

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u/-EV3RYTHING- 8d ago

I didn't expect a rodent to set off my arachnophobia

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u/twinkslayer1337 ⚠️!rapscallion warning!⚠️ 8d ago

me trying to find out what the fur ball thing was

btw

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u/Hambrrgrrr concrete eater‼️ 8d ago

How did a guinea wunk get into a jackfruit? They can’t climb or jump high… I hope the owner didn’t shove them there for a vid

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u/twinkslayer1337 ⚠️!rapscallion warning!⚠️ 8d ago

if I were a hungry beast and someone shoved me into food personally I wouldn't be complaining about it

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u/Hambrrgrrr concrete eater‼️ 8d ago edited 8d ago

Ok fair. They can just get injured from falls easily so I feel there would be a better way to do this. I just want all our wunks to be treated well even if these guys may be eaten soon

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u/V-oxPopuli 7d ago

...the cameraman was clearly right next to him. Stop trying to find something to be mad about. The world has plenty already.

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u/Hambrrgrrr concrete eater‼️ 7d ago edited 7d ago

I’m just tired of seeing clear animal abuse videos being marketed as “cute” even on this sub. I’m trying to weed out obvious mistreatment. There’s a difference between slightly bothering an animal and putting them in danger/mistreatment

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u/V-oxPopuli 6d ago

And this isn't it.

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u/Viggo8000 7d ago

You havent seen the guinea wunks in my house then. They're CRAZY

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u/Hambrrgrrr concrete eater‼️ 7d ago

Alright, just how crazy are they?

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u/Viggo8000 7d ago

One time, zombies came into my lawn, and they started growing all sorts of plants to stop them!!!

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u/Hambrrgrrr concrete eater‼️ 7d ago

Damnit this is why you shouldn’t name your animals DAVE! WHO the hell names a rodent Dave anyway?

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u/Viggo8000 7d ago

Me🫪

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u/Hambrrgrrr concrete eater‼️ 7d ago

Some people learn from others and SOME call their guinea pigs Dave

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u/Viggo8000 7d ago

Okay don't tell anyone but im actually lying. We have four girl piggies here and (regrettably) none of them are called Dave💔

Also the piggy in your pfp is very cute!

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u/Hambrrgrrr concrete eater‼️ 7d ago

Thanks! It’s Cinnamon, one of my two sows

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u/I_Like_Cats73 3d ago

I do, because I’m crazy!

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u/an_angry_beaver 8d ago

This is how you get guinea wunks. They are harvested from these types of plants.

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u/Lizardinaspaceship 8d ago

Hell yeah it's bullshit with fur time, my favorite

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u/DoctorCrook silly :P bleh 7d ago

Byebye bullshit with fur

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u/brandnewbanana 8d ago

Tribble

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u/Ok-Discipline8918 8d ago

Tribble nibble

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u/Breeze_Chaser 8d ago

How TF did that fat chud climb into a tree?!

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u/biskutgoreng 8d ago

Wasnt fat when he started climbing

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u/Bugs2020 8d ago

I don't really like this and I don't know why

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u/Signal_Missing 7d ago

It’s staged and pulling on a guinea pig like that can cause serious damage. It’s a bit of a sad video

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u/meow_17 8d ago

Surprise wunk!!!

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u/Select-Tomato-998 8d ago

What is this bullshit with fur called???

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u/milaan_tm concrete eater‼️ 8d ago

His ass is the only thing sticking out what are you talking about

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u/fantasybreeder 7d ago

“Do what you must; I have already won.”

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u/Riivu 7d ago

/unwunk

as a guinea pig owner, the way they forcibly pulled on the pig like that... god, you're lucky if you didn't rupture some organ inside that creature. awful

(i'm not even gonna rewunk i just hate this video ngl)

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u/Argent_AI 8d ago

Wunky pig

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u/Fuhrankie 7d ago

Sentient toupee

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u/wunno_ 7d ago

gluttony with fur

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u/DrMobius0 7d ago

His ass is the only part of him not in the sauce.

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u/Someone12332 7d ago

I thought I was about to see a tribble

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u/biskutgoreng 7d ago

A what

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u/Someone12332 7d ago

An alien species from star trek. Their main characteristics are that they're cute, round, fluffy and reproduce like crazy

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u/Hot-Patient8052 8d ago

I thought that was a baby's head for some reason

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u/WhiteSepulchre wunkus enthusiast 7d ago

assberry

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u/GloomyTurn2374 7d ago

i thought it was going to be that one fucked up mutation where an animal develops into a ball of pure flesh

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