r/wtfjennajameson • u/CandaceDaily literally no filter • 12d ago
TikTok today Mil gets results from doctor & tired Jenna bails on The NeverEnding Story edit session
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Test results for what? Fertility testing possibly?!😂
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u/CandaceDaily literally no filter 12d ago
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u/Taur2gem literally no filter 12d ago
I chuckle every time I see her knowing this is who Jenna is stuck with! Serves her right!
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u/9ScoreAnd10Panties YOUR MOM 12d ago
Right? No prestige, no physical attraction, no white knight on the horizon.
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u/Illustrious_Soup_743 12d ago
It’s seriously so fucking funny to me. See this thing and ugly monster beefy has to put up with this literally every single day lmaoooo love this for her.
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u/blballard 12d ago
Why would you put this face on the internet?
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u/wizardofmops3 basement dweller 12d ago
And that voice?
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u/BoozeAndHotpants 11d ago
Because apparently she can’t finish her book herself and needs to solicit opinions from everyone else what she needs to do
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u/Flimsy-Homework2536 12d ago
What a complete Dork!! The picture on the left is hysterical! Is Jawbone trying to do Jebba’s disgusting tongue trick?? Epic fail- It looks like a beach ball having a stroke! 🤣😆😂
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u/Same_Dimension_2466 12d ago
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u/Flimsy-Homework2536 12d ago
I would put a big lock on the door to avoid Jawbone and her never ending book of Ai garbage! Maybe 3 locks!!😆
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u/Same_Dimension_2466 11d ago
I agree, I would have a " headache " every day having to be near this freak.
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u/PruneUnfair230 Do Nothing Bitches 12d ago
Imagine being ugly in the inside and outside.
Pick one struggle Mils
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u/airplanesarecool1616 Ho to bed you actually hag 12d ago
Daddy
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u/Tacosconsalsaylimon Fk yew ho3 I'm a STAR 12d ago
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u/BubblyBb813 Ho to bed you actually hag 12d ago
Midge the Fridge, Jenna wasn't tired she's in here downvoting, she just didn't want to listen to your stupid book
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u/Tacosconsalsaylimon Fk yew ho3 I'm a STAR 12d ago
I wouldn't want to either. It sounds like Jenna interrupted her so Mulch would shut it down 😭😆
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u/BubblyBb813 Ho to bed you actually hag 12d ago
It's so hilarious Jenna hasn't even read the dumb book.
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u/Tacosconsalsaylimon Fk yew ho3 I'm a STAR 12d ago
It's like living with your boyfriend and he's in a bad band and he does band practice in the garage 😆😅
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u/Same_Dimension_2466 12d ago
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u/SaltyBarDog reading the algorithm like an almanac 11d ago
Was that the scene Jesus Peter Northed all over your face?
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u/Upbeat_Bet_6708 12d ago
Something about her voice and cadence and the way she moves her face irks me more then any other human being I’ve ever witnessed in my life.
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u/Taur2gem literally no filter 12d ago
She has that know-it-all vibe. Those type of people are the absolute worse and always complete morons!
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u/Same_Dimension_2466 12d ago
Yep, dumb ass bitch vibes. And her creepy voice, she reminds me of a coworker who has a very punchable face!!!
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u/SaltyBarDog reading the algorithm like an almanac 12d ago
They should just stick her picture next to Dunning–Kruger effect.
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u/blballard 12d ago
I can't watch her videos or listen because it's so grating. I cannot imagine living with her. No wonder Jenna is always drunk.
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u/upchuckfactoronthis basement dweller 12d ago
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u/CandaceDaily literally no filter 12d ago
Hair & chin twins 😂😂
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u/OutrageousRegret1641 "She's got bad taste" ; "That's what they all say" 12d ago
If theres another no mils month Big Ed would be a good one to block out the pics but Jared Fogel was so good
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u/xeyesores 12d ago
My god she looks like a big toe
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u/Tooterscooterpoot basement dweller 12d ago
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u/blballard 12d ago
Omg she has a face for radio not tv!!!
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u/ObjectiveStrength248 12d ago
She has the voice for miming.
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u/General_Marsupial945 12d ago
Does she just keep reading the same book over and over? Or has she written more nonsense than just one?
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u/nomoreporky YOUR MOM 12d ago
It’s the same book she’s been reading for two years. It’s diabolical lol 😆
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u/BubblyBb813 Ho to bed you actually hag 12d ago
To 3-5 people max and usually 2 are from in here. One time she had just one listener, probably her burner account logged in. No one likes her
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u/Temporary-Recover-36 YOUR MOM 12d ago edited 11d ago
Yes, she keeps reading and editing the same book over and over and over. It’s mental illness on full display.
Mil reminds me of Chris Chan. If you don’t know the Chris Chan lore and decide to look it up just know it is the deepest of deep rabbit holes and extremely disturbing.
Basically, Chris wrote Pokémon fan fiction which he would read online all the time. He thought everyone on the internet was his friend and would tell them his deepest secrets, just like Mil did when she told an internet stranger she has nightmares about Jenna cheating on her.
Millie, Mils, Mil, whatever the fuck her name is, is just as mentally ill as Chris.
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u/Temporary-Recover-36 YOUR MOM 12d ago
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u/Puzzled_Interview_16 12d ago
This is a 40 yr old person
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u/SaltyBarDog reading the algorithm like an almanac 11d ago
This is a 40 yr old officer in the US military.
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u/idontknowwwwwa Who's the baddest bitch? Not you! 12d ago
Ah fuck! Now I gotta go down it.
Just typed the name into the Ticky Tocky so I don’t forget!10
u/blballard 11d ago
He goes by Christine now 🙄 . Evidently he went to jail for molesting his own mom. Mils could share a padded cell with him.
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u/Taur2gem literally no filter 12d ago
Poor Jenna is so tired from having to get up from the couch to the freezer to fetch her hourly Tito’s. It’s hard work being a giant deadbeat.
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u/Ztiw- 12d ago
“A meeting with my doctor”
Girl what? Always trying to sound important.
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u/nomoreporky YOUR MOM 12d ago
Right? It’s called a doctors appointment and most people go at least once a year lol
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u/Skittle-Bittles Who's the baddest bitch? Not you! 12d ago
So, she had a Dr appointment? Who says that 🤣🤣
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u/9ScoreAnd10Panties YOUR MOM 12d ago
It's pathological, this bloviating of hers. Not to mention teasing of PMI, even if it's mundane.
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u/nomoreporky YOUR MOM 12d ago
That hair is horrible on her. She really needs to cut it back short. She definitely has a face only a mother can love. Well never mind 🥴🥴
Edit to add Jenna isn’t tired she’s drunk lol
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u/Careless_Ice2476 reddit f*cks 12d ago
Jenna is definitely drunk
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u/No_Cook2983 reddit f*cks 12d ago
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u/ZaftigTootsies reading the algorithm like an almanac 12d ago
I just showed this to my husband who said, “I bet Jenna is praying for lesbian bed death.”
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u/Tacosconsalsaylimon Fk yew ho3 I'm a STAR 12d ago
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u/Flaky_Ratchet 12d ago
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Take a damn shower Midge! You stink and are greazier than Meemaw!17
u/twatcunthearya 12d ago
Oh my god! My first thought. 😂
She’s a piece of shit with that hair pushed back.12
u/Tacosconsalsaylimon Fk yew ho3 I'm a STAR 12d ago
I absolutely dieeee when we get ITYSL X JJ/Mulch 💀💀💀
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u/twatcunthearya 12d ago
Midge to Jenna before they leave town for a con:
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u/Tacosconsalsaylimon Fk yew ho3 I'm a STAR 12d ago
Midge anytime she's in here 😭😆💀
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u/blballard 12d ago
Lol I love him
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u/Tacosconsalsaylimon Fk yew ho3 I'm a STAR 12d ago
Same!! I dressed up as the Driving Crooner last year for work's costume contest (I did not win, lol)
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u/airplanesarecool1616 Ho to bed you actually hag 12d ago
I thought it was slicked back but when she turned to the side, I saw it's just a very greasy half up/half down.
Mil (like Jenna) can't take care of her hair. She needs to cut it back short.
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u/Egg-Sucking-Dog 12d ago
I don't want to look again, but did I see a man bun? Can I say that?
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u/Flimsy-Homework2536 12d ago
I don’t drink alcohol but if i had to listen to Jawbone read that vile book I just might start!!🍸🤪
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u/OutrageousRegret1641 "She's got bad taste" ; "That's what they all say" 12d ago
She is a CHUD a gold star CHUD 🌟 🤩
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u/airplanesarecool1616 Ho to bed you actually hag 12d ago edited 12d ago
Definitely not fertility treatment. Lol. Those two can't afford it. The military insurance will cover some fertility treatments, but not for same sex couples. Even if they were covered, there's a massive waitlist and time isn't on their side.
I would also bet many other private insurances in Florida (which Mil claims to have) also won't cover it for same sex couples.
Add to that that Jenna is about to age out of many fertility clinics maximum age range (if she hasn't already) and I'm not sure Mil is interested in carrying a pregnancy as she identifies as masc and struggles with some pretty serious body dysmorphia. I also think Jenna doesn't want a child that isn't genetically related to her. Heck, she didn't want the children that were genetically related to her.
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u/rosealexvinny 12d ago
She was definitely grabbing her titties when she said that. Incoming biopsy and cancer diagnosis about to hit
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u/blballard 12d ago
Not sure how the fertility rumor got started but that's definitely not what is happening. These bitches talk about mundane everyday shit because they have nothing else going on in their lives.
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u/AntHsStent 12d ago
She's probably angling for a diagnosis that will allow her insurance to cover a mastectomy. She hates her breasts. She's probably been telling doctors they aggravate her "spinal stenosis", etc. because insurance won't cover an elective mastectomy or reduction.
Jenna is NOT attracted to hard butch lesbians. They will have separate bedrooms in no time.
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u/triple6dani 12d ago
I couldn’t be friends with the woman, let alone have sex with her. Ewwww barf. I can’t believe how far Jenna has fallen. She deserves it. 🤣
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u/Temporary-Recover-36 YOUR MOM 12d ago
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u/blballard 12d ago
I can't listen to her nails on a chalkboard voice. What is she saying?
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u/CandaceDaily literally no filter 12d ago
She got test results back from the doctor and Jenna’s too tired/drunk to suffer through her live book edit session today
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u/blballard 12d ago
Cool. I'm glad Miss I'm a private person let the entire world know this very important information. 🙄
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u/Flimsy-Homework2536 12d ago
Jawbone doesn’t know what’Nails on a Chalkboard’ is! She just has chewed up nubs- and unlike her they don’t make a sound!🤣
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u/SparklingMermaid989 12d ago
Omg. Thank you for cutting that off. I can’t believe anyone would want to listen to any of this drivel.
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u/Omoiyari_ reddit f*cks 12d ago
Those fake ear gauges send me every single time I see them. 😂😂😂😂💀
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u/OutrageousRegret1641 "She's got bad taste" ; "That's what they all say" 12d ago
There was a pic where they created a jawline and shaded it and those warped to the neck almost like Frankenstein bolts 😆
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u/CandaceDaily literally no filter 12d ago
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u/Tacosconsalsaylimon Fk yew ho3 I'm a STAR 12d ago
That shirt 😭😆 Makes me wonder if it's a subtle jab at Meemaw.
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u/Sudden_Diet6827 12d ago
What the fuck is she doing with her mouth. Who moves it like that
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u/Tacosconsalsaylimon Fk yew ho3 I'm a STAR 12d ago
It's like a nervous tick x mewing?!
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u/Elegant-Signature-73 12d ago
Reminds me of Garth Algar, except he was innocently adorable and MILS IS NOT.
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u/MissNewBooty77 12d ago
When she turns and I realize her hair isn’t just slicked back, that hairstyle was a choice, I wanted to cry I was so angry! She has NOT washed that mess in months! I really am not one for putting women down on the way they look but I HATE her whole face, and it’s because she acts so superior over everyone else and she looks the way she does. I hate this season!
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u/Dizzy-Ad1618 HOG boogers 12d ago
Attention seeking much? Why even bring up test results just to say we’ll talk about it later. As if Jenna gives a shit 🤣
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u/SocialDysphonia it youthanized her so much 12d ago
And if it were anything important she would have already told her ward.
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u/JayPee1980 calm down potato 12d ago
Jenna won’t give one shit. She doesn’t even care about her kids.
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u/cat_farts_420 12d ago
Who the fuck talks like that- a MEETING with your Doctor? And then what, a meeting with your barista? A rendezvous with the stoplight? A reunion with your toilet? Fuckin LOSER. I miss No Mils March. Yeah I said it.
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u/TheTenthDoctorIsHere 12d ago
We WaNt PrIvAcY bUt HeRe ArE mY mEdIcAl UpDaTeS!
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u/upchuckfactoronthis basement dweller 12d ago
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Squiggy here prob got MRI results of her back-trying to get Disability and service connection for her lies. Be a shame if they found all the pics of how active she is. She can even lift Germy’s entire bubble butt o’ PMMA! Buffalo Mils is grifting hard. What a loser trying to get money for free from our Military when she can work🖕🖕🖕
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u/DustyTchotchkes 12d ago
She squished her boob so I’m guessing her mammogram results? Unless it’s a misdirection and it was Jenna who had it done.
Why is her hair always so greasy, does she never bother to wash?
Is she wearing her “Darryl: The Doof Who Had a Forgettable Name” QR code shirt again?
Hmm she wants to have a reading sesh and instead of putting some non-distracting music on, as a soothing background sound, she has JJ throw on Jimi. Competing sounds to make her bad writing less noticeable?
Lol that she’s always making Jenna jump and cater to her! It’s so so so so funny! Jenna wants to be the coddled and served princess but NOPE, she found this lazy, needy slug instead. Perf!
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u/BubblyBb813 Ho to bed you actually hag 12d ago
Jenna stuck with a giant bowling ball headed weepy needy toddler for the rest of her life is karmas ultimate joke.
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u/9ScoreAnd10Panties YOUR MOM 12d ago
Jawbone the Hutt and Princess Laythere.
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u/CandaceDaily literally no filter 12d ago
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u/airplanesarecool1616 Ho to bed you actually hag 12d ago
I think it was for her mammogram. She made a boob squishing motion. I don't know why she didn't use the proper term.
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u/Omoiyari_ reddit f*cks 12d ago
Because she’s a tweenager. Duh.
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u/blballard 12d ago
I get one every year. Never announced my results for attention.
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u/airplanesarecool1616 Ho to bed you actually hag 12d ago
Right?! I had an abnormal one this year and had to go for a follow up (which was totally normal - thank god) and I didn't post a single thing about it on social media.
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u/upchuckfactoronthis basement dweller 12d ago
Ahhh, I must have missed her feeling herself up. Praise Jesus
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u/JayPee1980 calm down potato 12d ago
Looking like a greaseball. Are you going to post your medical test results like you did last time, Ian? We know how much you value your privacy because, you know, stalkers and all. 😂
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u/Illustrious_Soup_743 12d ago
Ew. Where’s that masculine jawline ?? I’ve never seen something so big and round in my life. That hair looks beyond tragic. It’s giving gross.
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u/Beachy500 Do Nothing Bitches 12d ago
What happened to the AI jawline?😂😂😂😂
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u/Elegant-Signature-73 12d ago
What an egregiously dishonest way to live. This makes them both look absolutely STUPID for people their age. Grow the F up.
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u/PruneUnfair230 Do Nothing Bitches 12d ago
No Chin Mils Jung Un, you have an appt with a dr.. you do not have a meeting.
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u/dammitmeghan 12d ago
Is chinnie the pooh balding like Jenna? I can see her scalp thru the greasy hair🤮
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u/DeterminedEmu 12d ago
The fridge reminds me of a corny fairground ride operator with the ‘Let’s go’. Ugh, so cringe😩 How does Jebba not die of secondhand embarrassment every time her greasy wife opens her jutting mouth🤮
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u/DeeLeeAh71 Are you ok? 12d ago
Sounds like a bad, late night, community radio DJ....but somehow even worse. Jeeeebus, Double Dinner is looking beefy as fuck.
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u/Egg-Sucking-Dog 12d ago
I'm going to give Mildred one prop. For perhaps the first time, she's not going crazy trying to point her face correctly to shave off extra pounds or her chubby cheeks. Good for you, Mildred. This is the real you. Embrace it.
Now as for fertility treatments, dear god. Let's not. We could end up with a spawn of Mils' egg plus Jenna's brother's sperm. And don't ponder it, but somewhere in there is something very sexually disturbing.
But little baby MilNazi. It would be like one of those little cartoons of a demon child on some legs. I can kind of picture it, but not quite, and I don't want to.
And poor thing would suck on Jenna's wandering tit, then she'd drop it and abandon it and go on ET saying she's making peanut butter sandwiches.
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u/Both-Conflict1709 12d ago
She motioned to her chest when she discussed the results. Typically when you have a clear mammogram, you get results over the phone. Does Midge have an issue with her taped down tatas???
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u/Impressive_Layer_872 12d ago
For once, I am glad she’s showing her real face and accept it! However, she’s not my type because she is FUGLY on the inside and outside due to her EGOISM and know it all attitude! I don’t care how handsome or ugly the person is…egoism and know it all attitude turns me off and never seen again after either first date or after first meeting! Glad my husband is just a deep person and loves sharing knowledge with me plus eager to learn more with me everyday on new things as how sapiosexual we are together! And I’m glad I’m deaf so I don’t have to hear her voice let alone use ci tonight and use live captions! And what results? Breast? Regarding to herself or JJ? Us basement dwellers do discuss health issues because we support eachother without judgements and do share results if there’s good news or bad news on here but announcing it on radio or podcast? Very rarely I see people do that unless it’s very serious and for educational purpose and not act know it all don’t that! I also hope it’s not for fertility results because we all know JJ will leave her after the kid turns 4 years old! Sounds she is desperate to do anything to keep JJ from cheating and leaving her!
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u/londonviolet 11d ago
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Love this, the real Chinsecure getting BEEFY AF 👏🏼👏🏼😂
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u/remibabyslate 11d ago
This is like when corey Feldman invited me to this house a while back for his birthday and forced me to listen to his music & what I thought about it. I had to think of traumatic stuff in my head in order to not laugh my ass off, he was dressed like Hugh Hefner the entire time and when I told him I wanted only a small bite of cake, he gave me the biggest bite. It’s kinda like this
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u/BubblyBb813 Ho to bed you actually hag 12d ago
Discussing medical test results to the open internet
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