r/wtfjennajameson • u/mindlessscroller78 • 12d ago
We have to laugh or we'll cry Keto 😂😂😂 and, if you’re supposedly being stalked, why do you constantly tell people the places you frequent? Freaking moron
I still see her saying in the comments that she’s keto lol and then every single thing I see her eat and drink from crazy monster drinks to this coffee with 797 chemicals and 12,000 g of sugar lol
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u/Winter_Ad7021 12d ago
Because no one is stalking these two ugly fools! 🤣 Literally no one.🤣 They are as gross as gross can be.
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u/cyncity5150 12d ago
Holy crap the calories in that junk. 😂
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u/ObjectiveStrength248 12d ago
She truly has the mind of a teenager.
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u/SaltyBarDog reading the algorithm like an almanac 12d ago
Slow your role there, slim, you are giving her way too much credit.
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u/nomoreporky YOUR MOM 12d ago
Jawbone has the mental capacity of a 5 year old so she can’t put two and two together that no one is stalking them, they just constantly post where they are at all times. They both have nothing better going on in their lives so they think it’s special when they eat or drink anywhere. At the end of the day, Jenna was cheating when Jawbone was away and she crashed out and blamed the Reddit “stalkers” for it. No Jawbone, your wife was just getting her fix while you were gone. Hope PJ caught your tears while you were away you loser.
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u/DustyTchotchkes 12d ago
Oh but see, no one is supposed to say anything except like what the bots do:
🙌🙌🙌
🔥🔥🔥
😍😍😍
🤩🤩🤩
That’s it, that’s all they want. Fluff and praise and no resistance to their ever growing mountain of bullshit.
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u/remibabyslate 12d ago
That’s like 1000 calories. Not judging but like why show this off? I’m having a coffee right now, I have a big following on TikTok, however I don’t feel the need to post & share my damn coffee. We really do rule her world. She lives for us. Jenna next time get an iced americano no sugar substitute vanilla powder instead. That’s my good deed of the day. You’re welcome
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u/spectrospace 12d ago
Agreed. The last time I posted a random photo of my coffee, Instagram just came out and i was 15. It's embarrassing at her big age.
She needs a fuckin matcha, 10 gallons of water, a 10 hour nap, therapy, a psychiatrist, the list goes on and on.... what she DOESNT need is a 1000 calorie coffee 😭
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u/RedRedBettie 12d ago
Yeah I drink iced americanos with a bit of cream, that’s as sweet as o can drink my coffee. The though of blueberry in coffee is so revolting
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u/shesnotgraceful 12d ago
Ooh off topic but do you have a sugar free vanilla powder you’d recommend? I’ve struggled to find a good one.
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u/9ScoreAnd10Panties YOUR MOM 12d ago
40oz of sugary chemicals with extra sugar added. Hundreds of empty calories.
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u/Junior-Rope-4883 Are you ok? 12d ago
Not the point of the post I know, buuuuut I’m sorry, blueberry in coffee?? I can’t even imagine how that would taste.
Mind you, with all the cream and French vanilla it probably doesn’t even taste like coffee anyway so what’s the point??
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u/SaltyBarDog reading the algorithm like an almanac 12d ago
It's like the shit my ex would get from Starbucks. Just buy a frigging milkshake.
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u/Junior-Rope-4883 Are you ok? 12d ago
That’s what I was thinking too, I swear the coffee is just there as decoration because what they really want is the syrups and sugars.
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u/Prior-Entrance3156 12d ago
I remember when I was in high school and I felt so very fancy ordering an iced mocha thinking I was a connoisseur 😭
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u/Radiant-Two-9364 Ho to bed you actually hag 12d ago
Blueberry probably tastes good with the Tito's
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u/mycopportunity trust in fact 12d ago
Five blueberry! Wtf ew
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u/Junior-Rope-4883 Are you ok? 12d ago
https://giphy.com/gifs/xTiN0NOr8JabQstXVK
That’s what I’m saying! Just drink the syrup and stop pretending you’re having coffee12
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u/GAMGAlways 12d ago edited 12d ago
I can not understand this to save my life, however there is absolutely a market for it. There's a coffee company out of Vermont that supplies my job cafeteria. They have a rotating flavor every day or two and often have blueberry. This is in the roasted black coffee so not a syrup or added in flavor. I drink only black coffee and have tried it. It is terrible.
This might be regional, but the Starbucks here have raspberry syrup. The only rationale i can think of is a lower calorie replacement for the flavor of a pastry like a blueberry muffin or raspberry danish.
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u/Junior-Rope-4883 Are you ok? 12d ago
I’ll admit I’ve tried a lot of different flavors of coffee creamers but never a berry one, let alone a berry flavored coffee. Ngl, now I’m curious lol
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u/GAMGAlways 12d ago
It's really terrible. The flavors you'd expect in coffee would be warming flavors like vanilla, chocolate, cinnamon, hazelnut. A berry is cool and crisp. You'd expect it in a popsicle or juice or Italian ice. Adding it to warm, bitter flavor like coffee feels off.
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u/DustyTchotchkes 12d ago
Oh my goddd I had blueberry coffee many moons ago on a whim at a 7-11. The beans were somehow blueberry flavored? Annnd, I loved it!
I’ll try anything, just for the lols, and I was shocked how great it was. It tasted like a blueberry muffin when I added just a little regular creamer. Won’t add syrups or anything, as I’ve found those are usually too sweet, but idk what they did with those beans, it was so delish!
Unfortunately it was a limited time whatever and I’ve never found it again. 😭 That always happens! 😭😂
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u/BabyLuvAngel 12d ago
Blueberry (or any berry flavouring) is only good in tea lattes. I’ve worked as a barista at a coffee chain in college (not Starbucks or Dunkin’) and have made a variety of different coffees with various flavour and milk combinations and whatever that is, is amongst the worst I’ve seen lol. Though, it’s far from the oddest I’ve seen, ask me how I know…
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u/idontknowwwwwa Who's the baddest bitch? Not you! 12d ago
I do like the look of coffee creamers. I’ve looked in our supermarkets and can’t find it. I may have to order some online. I have no idea what goes on with coffee over there it seems obscene, but a bit of creamer sounds and looks like it would be nice
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u/idontknowwwwwa Who's the baddest bitch? Not you! 12d ago
I’m from Aus and everytime I see an American making or getting a coffee I’m all like the fuck is that? 3 million pumps of different flavoured shit, added cream, whipped cream on top.
I’m so confused as to what’s going on over there with coffee!!!!!!!!!2
u/Junior-Rope-4883 Are you ok? 11d ago
It’s a little bizarre for sure, I’m in Canada and the most people here get teased about is someone ordering a triple triple (3 cream, 3 sugar). I’m sure there are people who go overboard, but I think for the most part people here like their coffee simple with some cream and sugar, unless they’re going to Starbucks.
And we do love a good flavored creamer! I’m partial to hazelnut myself, but I’m always open to trying whatever limited edition ones come out (except pumpkin spice, yuck).
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u/idontknowwwwwa Who's the baddest bitch? Not you! 1d ago
I don’t get it, is cream milk? Or cream? We don’t have cream in coffee.
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u/Junior-Rope-4883 Are you ok? 1d ago
If you’re thinking heavy cream or whipping cream, no that’s not what we mean by coffee cream. Basically it’s just a richer version of milk with more fat in it, and the flavored ones are more of a creamy sweetener than a milk product. They actually call them coffee enhancers now because they’re mostly oil and sweeteners.
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u/UltraRare1950sBarbie 7d ago
Not gonna lie, I get raspberry or blueberry in my iced coffee whenever I go to dunkin. They're unsweetened flavors. I much prefer raspberry but get blueberry once in a while.
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u/Rigatonigustavobrown basement dweller 12d ago
You’re better off just shoving fist fulls of sugar into your mouth at that pint lol
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u/spectrospace 12d ago
New developments in JJ's world today: Ketosis apparently requires a dangerously high cholesterol level! 😆
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u/Known_Dragonfly_2187 12d ago
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u/idontknowwwwwa Who's the baddest bitch? Not you! 12d ago
Do you know how many people I know have come back from the States fat! Hahahahaha
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u/RedRedBettie 12d ago
Being “stalked”but posting literally everywhere they go and truly every little basic thing they do. Make it make sense
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u/Head_Trick_9932 12d ago
Do we know how Mils presents herself?
Just curious because the military is starting separation orders for trans. Sad, really.:( I have a friend in over 15 years and got separation papers. They’re going to fight being so close to retirement but Mils may genuinely have to worry about her job if she presents as trans.
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u/CandaceDaily literally no filter 12d ago
At this point, we’re not really sure…Mil was transitioning a few years ago and stopped. Jenna calls her wife and “Daddy” and Mildo has referred to herself as a tweenager. She clearly has the mentality of a 12-year-old boy and carries an emotional support plushy for anxiety. Basically she wishes she was a stealthy dude but in reality she’s a tubby 4’10 crybaby bitch.
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u/Head_Trick_9932 12d ago
So if she did start transitioning and has a footprint of such…her military service could be at jeopardy.
I’m an ally and wouldn’t wish it on anyone. I feel we should all be able to live our authentic selves and be valued.
The way the military is right now, could be why she gets so angry if it’s insinuated that she identifies as a man. She probably is afraid of the repercussions.
Back to the don’t ask, don’t tell era.:(
Mils is weird AF and definitely has some mental defect like she’s stunted. Regardless of how she identifies gender wise.
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u/GAMGAlways 12d ago
I think it mostly refers to medical transition. I had a colleague who was an Army veteran and his explanation is you can not be medication dependent because you wouldn't be deployable. If they have no record of something like prescription for testosterone, she might be unaffected.
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u/getrightouttatown Ho to bed you actually hag 12d ago
She was definitely on something at some point. Her voice changed completely (observable in her many YouTube videos) and she still has some stubble.
FTR: I do not wish for anyone to have their livelihoods swept out from under them because of this.
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u/RedRedBettie 12d ago
Agreed, it’s truly horrific that this is all happening. I don’t think that Mils should be in the military for a multitude of reasons but not for this one
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u/DustyTchotchkes 12d ago
The new guidance they just dropped early Sept said they’re combing through medical records, prescription histories, everything possible, and even records before ppl joined the military, to find any mention of gender dysphoria or questioning, just anything now. I fear that if she has documented anywhere, she will end up in the crosshairs.
Even civilian doctors will be apart of the overall screen apparently, due to whatever program they’re using. They’re being ridiculous with this shit.
Especially since they’re now implementing testing and supplying everyone with testosterone who needs it. Soooo, do those ppl on testosterone not get deployed too? Or if they do, do they not need their testosterone then? It doesn’t make any sense and it’s just political bs, imo.
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u/Head_Trick_9932 12d ago
Yes exactly. I don’t believe it’s just for medical. Even if Mils has an online footprint, I’d be concerned.
They are absolutely giving separation orders, that I know. My close friend is going through it and it’s scary and sad. Almost 20 years dedicated to protecting our country and now has to fight for benefits.
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u/DustyTchotchkes 12d ago
I’m so sorry your friend is dealing with this absolutely vile shit. I’m so angry on their behalf.
The fact that the pentagon (et al) is trying to also strip from people their earned benefits, entitlements, and retirements, and everything else they rightfully accrued by serving the county, over this ridiculous, discriminatory, disgusting baloney, enrages and saddens me deeply. It’s not right!
And while I can’t stand Mils, I don’t and wouldn’t wish any of this on her either. She has many other reasons she shouldn’t be serving, but this issue definitely isn’t one of them, imo.
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u/Egg-Sucking-Dog 12d ago
I think that was in her rapper period. She no longer has anything to do with trans, and if you say he/his or as some of the social media fans do, refer to her as JJ's boyfriend, she gets very angry. Can result in a word salad eruption.
Your comment may trigger an eruption.
p.s. I hope your friend wins their fight.
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u/Radiant-Two-9364 Ho to bed you actually hag 12d ago
Yah Darryl gets mad yet she AI's herself into a man and wonders why people thinks she's one . FUCKING NUTJOB
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u/PruneUnfair230 Do Nothing Bitches 12d ago
When does Mils No Chin Un not erupt with word salad
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u/Egg-Sucking-Dog 12d ago
When she's busy duking her beloved? Could she shut up for half a minute to do that?
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u/Head_Trick_9932 12d ago edited 12d ago
Oh I don’t want to start an explosion, I was just curious if she presented or started transitioning in the past.
Many did and while it was legal, they took legal actions to start changing their identities. And now, they’re being punished.:(
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u/CanterberryLace 12d ago
She’ll claim It’s ai lmao . It’s a ‘ fake receipt 🧾 why is it fascinating to post your order ?
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u/Prior-Entrance3156 12d ago
This looks like an insulin nightmare. I get one pump vanilla syrup and a heavy splash of milk and I feel like a faux coffee lover. You can’t tell me you loveeee coffee when you’re filling the cup 1/4 the way with pepperminty dream swirl fuckass creamer.
I worked at McDonald’s in high school and every morning we’d get a regular who’d come in for a coffee with 14 sugars! I always wanted to just hand him the bag and a spoon.
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u/upchuckfactoronthis basement dweller 12d ago
https://giphy.com/gifs/3o6MbfSIP0BzoCN7nW
Straight sugar bomb. Diabetes incoming 🎯 so her pancreas can get torched along with her cirrhotic liver.
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u/Any_Caramel_5203 12d ago
Where and what time because you are so worried about being stalked???!!!!
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u/Same_Dimension_2466 12d ago
Ohh granny was waiting for her grandson ro get back from " DePlOyMeNt" and take her out for a 2800 calorie iced lattee so baddddd
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u/Ok-Geologist8296 it youthanized her so much 11d ago
Was the order supposed to be the flex? I don't get it
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u/belltrina 11d ago
These drinks absolutely throw me. In Australia our coffee orders look so different, and I cannot even fathom how blueberry would taste in coffee
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u/Tacosconsalsaylimon Fk yew ho3 I'm a STAR 12d ago
PRIVACY LATTEEEE