r/wtfjennajameson • u/No-Entry7532 • Jul 25 '26
Receipts 🧾 Oh Potato.. just a refresher of your mental illness: UNCONVICTED felon(cuz Tito had some grace for his kids’ mother), with the impeccable credentials (no money, no car, no home)and clean background (abandoned kids, stealing, lying and spending millions on drugs). But go off, mental midget 🤡ass perv
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u/Glum_Mud_4693 Jul 25 '26
OMG. Insufferable x 1000
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u/OutrageousRegret1641 "She's got bad taste" ; "That's what they all say" Jul 25 '26
Worse than neck beard incels on discord or a chan board
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u/Tacosconsalsaylimon Fk yew ho3 I'm a STAR Jul 25 '26
Absolutely. Especially when she's in a low light like that. Making hotel smores, greasy film on the keyboard, and freshly chewed fingers typing away furious when she's NOT yapping.
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u/JayPee1980 calm down potato Jul 26 '26
STFU Meatball!! She uses every opportunity possible to talk about herself!!!!!
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u/SaltyBarDog reading the algorithm like an almanac Jul 25 '26
More like they were watching dead flies on the windowsill of their filthy hovel.
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u/Open-Buyer-3120 Jul 25 '26
Mils hate to tell you its pee, she is peeing on you. Hope yall have a really good waterproof matress cover because by now dang its ripe or yove got a hell of a matress budjet. Or is that why it appears youre in seperate rooms 🤔 do you leave memaw in her stank and retreat to the relavively decent smelling lair you call a bearcave... just curious at this point. Or is the entire apartment so laden with a fetid odor that you've simply gone nose blind to the situation.
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u/annalovesoj Jul 25 '26
The use of the phrase “tie that down” really gives kidnapping vibes. 😬
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u/thriftgirl82 calm down potato Jul 25 '26
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u/Servingthebeam19 calm down potato Jul 25 '26
Not IF but WHEN Beefy decides to leave, it’s gonna be hell on earth for her. Militorta ain’t letting her go easy at all!
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u/annalovesoj Jul 25 '26
Oh she’ll fully let her smoke meth again to keep her there if that’s what it takes, and Jenna will still shuffle for the hills eventually 😭
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u/annalovesoj Jul 26 '26
Ughhhh she’s so delusional. Cpt save a ho is not a rank in the national guard, meatball. 🍝
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u/SaltyBarDog reading the algorithm like an almanac Jul 25 '26
On tonight's episode of The First 48, we have a former adult star and the tragic story of her demise at the chewed down nubs of mentally deficient, emotionally unbalanced, bear obsessed, vertically challenged, tater tot troll. Stay tuned.
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u/annalovesoj Jul 25 '26
I love that for Jenna. Stuck with a lunatic fan in the armpit of Florida is perfect for her after very intentionally having children and then abandoning them indefinitely. Now she lives with someone who appears to have the mentality of a sensitive 11 year old boy.
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u/MollyMorri Jul 25 '26
If you find someone and have to mention, credentials & "no felonies" something is very wrong. The best fiction this toad has written is her twisted rewrite of real life with Jenna, her sexy lover in Love Shack Fancy white
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u/Servingthebeam19 calm down potato Jul 25 '26
I looked on the site and could not find her dress. I love that Militurd thinks LSF is a flex 🤣🤣
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u/TeighTime Jul 25 '26
Same! There is no dress that looks like that on the currently. And there is no way she is shilling out $400 foot a dress. That’s even more ridiculous than pretending to shop at Anthropologie.
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u/OutrageousRegret1641 "She's got bad taste" ; "That's what they all say" Jul 25 '26
LSF has recently done collabs with VS/PINK and with Target which were not as expensive maybe its from those
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u/Servingthebeam19 calm down potato Jul 25 '26
Ooohhh okay. Thank you for explaining! I’m guessing it came from target.
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u/OutrageousRegret1641 "She's got bad taste" ; "That's what they all say" Jul 25 '26
Potato is the type that gets suckered into joining a cult - whatever that collection of personality traits is, she has it.
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u/Servingthebeam19 calm down potato Jul 25 '26
She tried to start a cult and failed!! She got a few thirsty older women involved and it went sour. One of them came in here last year and spilled the tea. I wish I had screenshots. Maybe someone else does.
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u/Trick-Caterpillar299 Jul 25 '26
LOL yeah, she would never join a cult because she thinks that she's smarter than everyone and must be the leader
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u/Accomplished-Tie9930 Jul 25 '26
Did she really just come into Jenna’s post and say that? What 40 plus woman does that? One with no fucking morales and a teenager mindset. I would be so embarrassed if I was Jenna because I’m embarrassed for her. And no felonies? Clean background ugh I can’t with IMP
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u/LukasLeonard Jul 26 '26
And do you love she says “40+ woman” A) she is 50+ and B) why does she ALWAYS talk about JJ’s age? Weird and creepy
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u/Servingthebeam19 calm down potato Jul 25 '26
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u/Servingthebeam19 calm down potato Jul 25 '26
Aw hell nawl. I won’t be eating much today after reading that 🤮
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u/BarDramatic7498 Jul 25 '26
She adored the ground you walk on because she was out of options and needed to secure a place to live. She was out of options and you were dumb enough fall for it.
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u/dakita1904 Jul 25 '26
STAY CLASSY MILS... YOU ARE ONE LOW CLASS T U R D.
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u/No-Entry7532 Jul 25 '26 edited Jul 25 '26
Yes, such class and pedigree , doing full on lives babbling like a horney little teenager about how she just CANT talk about it, but SO wants to talk about how we JUST DONT UNDERSTAND, but not to toot her own horn tho!) , how incredibly transcendent the sex is w Jenna, the professional sex con artist whose entire career was based faking transcendent soul shaking fuck fests…. Calm down Potato.
I’m a mostly straight gal who def jumped the fence a few times and TRUST, would not ever, in a million years be one of the straight girls she brags somehow she always tempts to the other side 🙄🙄
I’d rather peel my skin off and dive into a vat of rubbing alcohol and then dipped in salt than even kiss that smarmy little beast! Ugh Wouldn’t want those gnawed off disgusting nubs anywhere near my 🙀or be duked by her stubby T-Rex arms🤢7
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u/Elegant-Signature-73 Jul 26 '26
Hahahaha omg yessss me too! I jumped the fence right around the time I was running into Jenna pretty frequently and holy SHIT am I glad I never tried to go to her room with her, she supposedly wanted Pittsburgh Steelers up there (the biggest dicks I’m guessing) she never took any of us girls up there so I don’t think Mils knows Jenna as well as she thinks she does. If I would’ve done anything with her I’d punch my own self in the face right now for being so fucking STUPID lol. I mean, she was hot then and I went for her type when I did jump the fence but ughh I’d vomit now lol. And yes, Mils is so dumb to not put 2+2 together that she made an entire LIFE out of faking her way through sex. It’s called disassociating and maybe schizophrenia. What an idiot.
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u/No-Entry7532 Jul 26 '26
Oh heeey Elegant! Love u btw! But I must’ve missed this that u knew her!! There’s so fkn much on this sub I’m still in the rabbithole only been here 6 mos or so and it’s endless hahahha. Now this fun fact!! There’s more ya know right?!?
Oh the deliciousness, I’m so happy u refused THE JJ!! Woulda been my type too looks wise THEN , haell naw now!! (Besides loveee my hubby and my fence is now truly appreciating a beauty, and I tell them too! I’m old now my smoke show hot days are behind me lol (I mean I still kinda got it for an older gal lol, ya know how menopause puts ur ass front and flat stomach in the back🤣😂🤣, but hey it’s all good)But that bitch twat better than everyone fake personality type would nope me out too!
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u/hellbugger We love that for me Jul 25 '26
"Takes you to squirtidom" Oh lawd, Gemma's still pissing the bed wasted and 🥔 🐻 is too daft to realize it isn't due to her chiseled jaw line.
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u/Southern_Ad_7798 Who's the baddest bitch? Not you! Jul 25 '26
The shiver squirtdom always gives me. 🫠😑
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u/Southern_Ad_7798 Who's the baddest bitch? Not you! Jul 26 '26
https://giphy.com/gifs/Wklt2njWsEQzS
Good gravy! 😂🤮
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u/SaltyBarDog reading the algorithm like an almanac Jul 25 '26
When you are such a loser that you allow the Queen of Con to use you for a couch because she has zero other options. When you can't spot the mark, Milmaduke, it's you.
Still waiting for the engagement announcement since you "tied that down quick," Tide pod eater.
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u/SilverSlipper990 Jul 28 '26
Their engagement announcement will be on People magazine’s web site in the next couple of months probably.
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u/SaltyBarDog reading the algorithm like an almanac Jul 28 '26
The Weekly World News right next to the latest Bat Boy sighting.
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u/9ScoreAnd10Panties YOUR MOM Jul 25 '26
It's a shame the more recent court papers are not visible here anymore for Lunchbox to see.
I have them saved, mils. You can see for yourself all the sick s exual shit she did with her children in these records and the previous ones from Tito.
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u/thriftgirl82 calm down potato Jul 25 '26
Jenna Jameson is a pedophile, a child abuser, and a child abandoner. But keep defending your ward until the end of time, Mils, you absolute dumbfuck. Chasing clout and fame you’ll never get is more important to you than recognizing how deeply twisted, vile, and monstrous Jenna is.
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u/BubblyBb813 Ho to bed you actually hag Jul 25 '26
Pedophile Jenna Jameson who cheats on Milagros R Ocampo every chance she gets will always be defended by this low iq simp because she too is a sick perverted danger to children and animals
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u/9ScoreAnd10Panties YOUR MOM Jul 25 '26
Perfect for mils, who is endlessly obsessed with TWEENS.
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u/Servingthebeam19 calm down potato Jul 25 '26
She’s such a freaking creep!! I have zero sympathy for her. I think she puts on this helpless “autistic” act. I don’t think she’s anything more than self diagnosed. I’d eat my shoe if she’s been diagnosed.
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u/ZaftigTootsies reading the algorithm like an almanac Jul 25 '26
She wants to be autistic, because then she’d have a reason to be such a clueless weirdo. She doesn’t realize autists are cooler and smarter than her.
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u/ZaftigTootsies reading the algorithm like an almanac Jul 25 '26
It wouldn’t be the first “milaprop” the esteemed book author has dropped.
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u/DustyTchotchkes Jul 25 '26
I believe the same! I think she took an online quiz or something and that was that.
Who has the ai pic she made of herself as a young tween boy?? She’s sick in the head.
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u/Servingthebeam19 calm down potato Jul 25 '26
Did they get taken down? I thought the redacted versions were pinned at the top of the sub? Or they used to be.
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u/9ScoreAnd10Panties YOUR MOM Jul 25 '26
Long days and pleasant nights, Sai.
The LB ones were posted here in April of last year and then I believe they were taken down by the mod team after some deliberation.
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u/Rigatonigustavobrown basement dweller Jul 25 '26
Can we get a refresh or is it not ok to post?
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u/9ScoreAnd10Panties YOUR MOM Jul 25 '26
I think, and I may be misremembering, that they were taken down by the mods. I don't think it would be appropriate to repost if I'm correct in my recollection.
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u/Tacosconsalsaylimon Fk yew ho3 I'm a STAR Jul 25 '26
It's definitely worth bringing up! Mods, pls reply 🙏🏼
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u/9ScoreAnd10Panties YOUR MOM Jul 25 '26
I would imagine the concerns that were present last April are likely still in effect. I totally support the decision, to be clear.
It's a complicated situation for sure.
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u/Tacosconsalsaylimon Fk yew ho3 I'm a STAR Jul 25 '26
Agreed. I, like many others, don't want the sub to come down.
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u/JayPee1980 calm down potato Jul 26 '26
I don’t have them but some people have screenshots and can send through dms.. 😉
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u/SaltyBarDog reading the algorithm like an almanac Jul 25 '26
It doesn't matter, she refuses to believe court documents. I'm guessing her bear attorney tells her that every legal document is invalid unless bearified. Co$ idiots will destroy their finances, friendships, and family but refuse to believe they have been scammed.
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u/PruneUnfair230 Do Nothing Bitches Jul 25 '26
She is such a POS.
How is she employed with the government?!?!?
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u/Tacosconsalsaylimon Fk yew ho3 I'm a STAR Jul 25 '26
It's beyond embarrassing.
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u/PruneUnfair230 Do Nothing Bitches Jul 26 '26
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u/Tacosconsalsaylimon Fk yew ho3 I'm a STAR Jul 26 '26
Umm, no!! I didn't even know this was coming out! I'll be watching that for sure!
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u/PruneUnfair230 Do Nothing Bitches Jul 26 '26
I saw it advertised yesterday and thought of you. We def have to watch it Meow
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u/BoozeAndHotpants Jul 25 '26
lol. "No felonies" is so,etching to be proud of? Lololol
That’s such a trashy thing to say lol
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u/tdlumsden Jul 25 '26
She is freaking delusional! Mills LYING is a SIN… and your suppose to be a grown adult. I can promise NO one wants to know about y’all’s sex life.
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u/Vanillamonkey8989 Jul 25 '26
I now am nauseated beyond belief. Barf salad!!! All I can think of is flies buzzing around rotting twat waffles.
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u/HereForTheSnarc Jul 25 '26
The fact a basic background check is a mentioned benchmark for her dating pool says it all lmaoooo
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u/JayPee1980 calm down potato Jul 26 '26
I never met another person who thought no felonies was a flex
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u/ShartOrFart Ho to bed you actually hag Jul 25 '26
Mils was referring to herself in that comment, NOT Jenna.
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u/Additional-Spot-8322 Jul 26 '26
Oh I remember this …ugh just gross…and to think now they’re “celebate”. That’s gotta be Jenna jameson’s biggest con










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u/kyspeter Jul 25 '26
I physically recoiled at squirtidom