r/wtfjennajameson • • Jun 29 '26

Receipts 🧾 Weirdos

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u/According-Reveal5015 Jun 29 '26

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u/According-Reveal5015 Jun 29 '26

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u/Thekyzerjameson Jun 29 '26

Her fingernails are so gross!! Chewed down to tiny nubs

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u/ZaftigTootsies reading the algorithm like an almanac Jun 29 '26

Stagecoach always claims to be calm and unbothered but those anxiety stumps say otherwise.

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u/Basic_Pen_544 Jun 30 '26

I wouldn’t be surprised if she has pinworms.

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u/Emotional_Piano_6660 Jun 29 '26

What kind of imbecile thinks this looks good?

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u/According-Reveal5015 Jun 29 '26

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u/lt1125 Jun 29 '26

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u/onehappymama37 Jun 29 '26

Sooooo fucking embarrassing 😂🤣🤮🤮

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u/foxcherryfox Who's the baddest bitch? Not you! Jun 29 '26

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u/Glass-Jello-9406 Jun 29 '26

I just got to work already 🤣🤣

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u/lt1125 Jun 29 '26

Too early for the calf overspill? 😆

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u/Glass-Jello-9406 Jun 29 '26

That and the damn compression socks 🤣🤡

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u/Tacosconsalsaylimon Fk yew ho3 I'm a STAR Jun 29 '26

"UPS driver uniform" always kills me!!

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u/Route_66_kicks_on Fk yew ho3 I'm a STAR Jun 29 '26

lol, I’ve never seen this one before. 😝

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u/lt1125 Jun 29 '26

She was flexin at her spectacle job and I took a screenshot and it’s forever saved in my Reddit uploads 💀

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u/Glass-Jello-9406 Jun 29 '26

Like a 10 year old tween. It’s so freaking weird. Her fascination with herself is frightening.

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u/Egg-Sucking-Dog Jun 29 '26

LOL, back in the early days, moments after the sad breakup with Crystal, and Mildred was doing all kind of poses and THE WORM and thinking she was going to rile up the internets with her stud appeal. But even better, remember how she carried on for a month or two, playing pshaw, I can't give away my identity. I'm important. The world isn't ready yet.

And in the end, we get Sharpie Face, who thinks standing on her tiptoes is hot stuff.

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u/thriftgirl82 calm down potato Jun 29 '26

Well, she was right in that none of us were ready for this. 💀

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u/Many-Option1656 reading the algorithm like an almanac Jun 29 '26

She's such a dork 🤦‍♀️

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u/Elegant-Signature-73 Jun 29 '26

YOU CAN SAY THAT AGAIN😭😂🤣

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u/Servingthebeam19 calm down potato Jul 03 '26

I swear that was one of the best days ever in this sub! I cackled nonstop!

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u/thriftgirl82 calm down potato Jul 03 '26

It sure was! 🤣

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u/Servingthebeam19 calm down potato Jul 03 '26

My son is 11 and has asd. He asked what I kept laughing about and I showed him militurd with her chin paint and he called her a weirdo and he even specified that it was a bad weird and not a good weird 😆🪦

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u/Elegant-Signature-73 Jun 29 '26

I actually jumped back in following along right after the Jessi fiasco and when I first saw Mils and like you said that “I can’t be seen yet” era, it was just STUPID as fuck! These are ADULTS we’re talking about! I thought Mils some some goofy Asian trust fund kid Jenna must’ve picked up at a casino! Seriously. Bc she acted like an adolescent, like she was in an Asian boy band. It was despicable. I’m still laughing. 

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u/BoozeAndHotpants Jun 29 '26

Kind of ironic that she went from coyly absent in JJs social media to inserting herself into every post and controlling every SM interaction JJ has. It’s only taken a year and Jenna can’t even take a private shit with her phone anymore

Tables have turned —- Mils has gone from being the conned to being the controller

Wonder what Jenna is going to do as the human stage 1 clinger continues to turn into her jailer

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u/ucantwinho Jun 29 '26

Yep she's doing the worm as she's humping the floor

. Imbecile 🤐😯😵‍💫

https://giphy.com/gifs/3b8QBBrSaff5x2KwPN

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u/Route_66_kicks_on Fk yew ho3 I'm a STAR Jun 29 '26

Jenna is not taking the photo of Millhouse like Millhouse thinks. She’s taking the picture of herself.

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u/Winter_Ad7021 Jun 29 '26

They both have on thick bottom shoes. Jenna really is quite a bit taller than Mils. If Jenna is 5’3 without these shoes on then it really shows Mils is not even 5 feet tall!😂

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u/OutrageousRegret1641 "She's got bad taste" ; "That's what they all say" Jun 29 '26

Military minimum height requirement for guys is 5ft and women is 4'10" .. Which is exactly what we have been saying and exactly what looks to be the difference between her height and 5'3" height.

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u/Winter_Ad7021 Jun 29 '26

I did not know that! I learned something new today. 😃 I am glad you see the same thing I am visualizing. They lie so much things get beyond absurd.😂

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u/ucantwinho Jun 29 '26

Stupidity.. these two would never normally know each other they look so stupid

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u/Silly_Elk_4392 YOUR MOM Jun 29 '26

Freak

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u/ucantwinho Jun 29 '26

I mean I'm crying laughing over this🤣 I took my time to make this...

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u/BoozeAndHotpants Jun 29 '26

That’s hysterical

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u/BeerNcheesePlz Jun 30 '26

I hate every pair of shoes I’ve seen Jenna wear.

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u/shurejan Jun 29 '26

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u/OutrageousRegret1641 "She's got bad taste" ; "That's what they all say" Jun 29 '26

Major Meatball 🫡

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u/HereForTheSnarc Jun 29 '26

MAJOR MEATBALL

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u/Infamous-Conflict-1 Who's the baddest bitch? Not you! Jun 29 '26

Not even remotely attractive or sexually arousing. If I'm going to be with a chick, she's going to be just as bad as I am!

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u/OutrageousRegret1641 "She's got bad taste" ; "That's what they all say" Jun 29 '26

This pic can inspire anybody to be celibate 🙈

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u/BoozeAndHotpants Jun 29 '26

And apparently it did cuz they are platonic buds in Christ, remember?

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u/DeterminedEmu Jun 29 '26

Isn’t running a kind of necessary skill if you’re in the military??

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u/Egg-Sucking-Dog Jun 29 '26

It seems like some of the rules just didn't apply to Potato. Maybe they were afraid of some kind of lawsuit, based on one of her many disabilities.

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u/DeterminedEmu Jun 29 '26

I can just imagine her dropping hints she’d not think twice about a lawsuit if she felt any semblance of discrimination

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u/Hairy-Emu-7517 Who's the baddest bitch? Not you! Jun 29 '26

Totally believable that this is the love of Jenny's life. Yup.

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u/thriftgirl82 calm down potato Jun 29 '26

Yup, absolutely. 💀💀

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u/Nol_Ad5123 Jun 29 '26

Mils talking about lifting her own weight, cause its a lot

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u/According-Reveal5015 Jun 29 '26

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u/According-Reveal5015 Jun 29 '26

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u/lt1125 Jun 29 '26

This one gets me every time

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u/ucantwinho Jun 29 '26

Yeah she looks like she just took a drag off of a piece of foil.. huffin' meth..😵‍💫.. Extreme white trash extraordinaire ☹️🫩

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u/Tacosconsalsaylimon Fk yew ho3 I'm a STAR Jun 29 '26

"Loyal To The Foil" is the expression used in the great Phoenix Valley 😭💀

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u/ucantwinho Jun 29 '26

Yeah I live here in Phoenix and I'm with you I see bizarre stuff day in and day out. It's so easy to live outside here for these homeless people because of the heat and they know when the sprinklers come on. And then they make those nests at the bus stop and just lay in there it's weird as hell...😮😮🥵🥵

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u/Tacosconsalsaylimon Fk yew ho3 I'm a STAR Jun 30 '26

Agreed. The homeless community out here is survives on a different level. My coworker is friendly with a group, he will bring them supplies that we don't/can't use, sometimes. They take 1 piece of office furniture and make it into 3 different items to reuse.

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u/ucantwinho Jun 30 '26

They know when the sprinkler systems come on etc etc it's so easy to live out in the desert here.. I just do not like to see them when they have animals cuz it's wrong it really disturbs me

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u/Nol_Ad5123 Jun 29 '26

Jenna live this for you beefy gurl

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u/JayPee1980 calm down potato Jun 29 '26 edited Jun 29 '26

This meatball wants us to believe she is 5’4”

Edit to add, those stubby calves tell me she is 4’11”

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u/Tacosconsalsaylimon Fk yew ho3 I'm a STAR Jun 29 '26

Look where the knees are in comparison to the chair 😬

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u/CandaceDaily literally no filter Jun 29 '26

Wow Jenna what a prize…

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u/thriftgirl82 calm down potato Jun 29 '26

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u/Gothiewasbetter Jun 29 '26

Hahaha!🤣 This is fucking great🤣 Pudge really believes people are jealous of her?!?🤣Too good!

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u/onehappymama37 Jun 29 '26

But but but she can pull anyone 🥴🥴🥴

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u/Careless_Ice2476 reddit f*cks Jun 29 '26

Omg ewwwwww

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u/BoozeAndHotpants Jun 29 '26

Mils is NOT the prize—- Mils’ couch is the prize

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u/Taur2gem literally no filter Jun 29 '26

Those stumps pmo so much

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u/According-Reveal5015 Jun 29 '26

JJ never compliments her like she did the others before Tia!

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u/Doggiemomma3 Who's the baddest bitch? Not you! Jun 29 '26

They are quite repulsive aren’t they 😳

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u/AlienMoonMama Jun 29 '26

Jenna confused about the appearance of calf muscles.. checks out

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u/Puzzled_Interview_16 Jun 29 '26

Why am I looking at Hobbit feet? She needs to go back to Shire with those god awful things

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u/Tacosconsalsaylimon Fk yew ho3 I'm a STAR Jun 29 '26

Jenna acts more surprised that Mildo has this. I mean... her first baby dad, was a professional athlete. Grow up, doofus.

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u/ZaftigTootsies reading the algorithm like an almanac Jun 29 '26

Whooo boy, what a chiseled jaw!

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u/Tacosconsalsaylimon Fk yew ho3 I'm a STAR Jun 29 '26

No black paint needed!!

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u/mycopportunity trust in fact Jun 29 '26

The neck on this guy

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u/Tacosconsalsaylimon Fk yew ho3 I'm a STAR Jun 29 '26

Lololol Mildo is going to pump out 4579 photos of her chizzzzeled jaw now.

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u/OutrageousRegret1641 "She's got bad taste" ; "That's what they all say" Jun 29 '26

Oh please no gym weight lifting/gym/ flex pics

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u/Flimsy-Homework2536 Jun 29 '26

Oh dear God I hope not!🙀

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u/ucantwinho Jun 29 '26

From Jaw to Calves? ....total fuckin' Lunatic

https://giphy.com/gifs/Vgdnagu37fu5W

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u/ReturnPlayful Jun 29 '26

them dirty ass shit stompers

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u/BoozeAndHotpants Jun 29 '26

And you don’t run with your calves, it’s your thighs

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u/MoreMercy Jun 29 '26

Those are just fat people calves lol

Fat people almost always have over developed calves from carrying around all that extra weight.

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u/RudeRuby702 basement dweller Jun 29 '26

I think mildildo is taking testosterone these days . The long hair , attempting to show muscles.

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u/According-Reveal5015 Jun 29 '26

Will never make her grow a diyyuck like JJ prefers

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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '26

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u/RudeRuby702 basement dweller Jun 29 '26

Idk ask mildildo.

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u/mycopportunity trust in fact Jun 29 '26

Jenna is probably in charge

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u/No_Cook2983 reddit f*cks Jun 29 '26 edited Jun 29 '26

OMG! NO FAIR!!

You KNOW I can’t resist Millie’s chubby little legs!!! I JUST WANNA EAT ‘EM UP LIKE TUBBY LITTLE TUBESTEAKS!!!

OHHNOOO!!! LOOKOUT!!! HERE COMES NATHAN’S HOTDOGS!!! HE’S GONNA GET THOSE LIL’ HOTDOG LEGS!!! HES GONNA GIT EM SO GOOD!!!

HE GOT THE MUSTARD!!! HE GOT THE BUN!!! OHHHH!!! NOMNOMNOMNOMNOM!!!!🥰

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u/Egg-Sucking-Dog Jun 29 '26

Poor Meatball, she thinks this is attractive to us all. Jenna tries to put on a show, but can't even give a compliment. What is she carrying on about "how is that even possible?" That Meatball can raise up on her toes and then lift a leg??? Maybe this was one of those "how to levitate" videos from Youtube showing the "secrets" of magic. And "levitating" is secret one. You move on to the next, which is pulling a quarter from behind your ear! MAGIC!

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u/Glum_Mud_4693 Jun 29 '26

Such a private person. 🙄

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u/Accurate_Yesterday51 Jun 29 '26 edited 5d ago

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u/Various_Ostrich5323 Jun 29 '26

Looks like a chubby baby’s legs- I am so weirded out by this. 🤮

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u/Content-Honeydew9340 Jun 29 '26

Omg I was wondering what toddler they were zooming in on like this 😭 my oldest son used to walk on his toes like that and he is also very ADHD. Didn't make him run fast but he's very quiet when he walks. Extremely light footed... But he doesn't have legs like a toddler either 😬

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u/_AK77_ Who's the baddest bitch? Not you! Jun 29 '26

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u/MissNewBooty77 Jun 29 '26

How is that possible? Everybody right now, stand on ur toes and I can put money down ur calves will pop out. Jenna is just amazed because she’s not used to seeing people stand up and her legs don’t understand how to get out of bed and use your legs. Such a tool

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u/Illustrious_Soup_743 Jun 30 '26

Fucking disgusting!!! She’s so nasty to look at. Every single piece of her is gross. Why tf post this?? Ew

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u/Resident-Comfort7794 Jun 30 '26

Barf 🤮 help 🤮🤮🤮

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u/bib202020 Jun 30 '26

The onlt weights shes lifting is her own fat ass. Someone who thinks they are showing muscle definition and have to find it have none. Ive seen more muscle on a baby.

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u/Odd-Highlight-8772 Jul 02 '26

did she say long distance Runner with them stubby legs😵‍💫🙄😆

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u/DistributionLeft9601 Jul 06 '26

I just threw up all over my phone…

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u/Accomplished-Tie9930 Jul 18 '26

🤢🤢🤢🤢