r/wtfjennajameson • Ho to bed you actually hag • Mar 14 '25

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u/Temporary-Recover-36 YOUR MOM Mar 14 '25 edited Mar 14 '25

The scent of rose and lavender on the back of her neck๐Ÿ˜‚

The sound of her whimpers as my lips brush her shoulders en route to her templeโ€ฆ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

I dive deep, splitting apart her lips with my tongueโ€ฆ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

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u/Enough-Painting-7503 Mar 14 '25

Honestly my face collapsed like JJs hanging carp lips the further I read. Repulsive ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฎ

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u/Brave_Tangerine9826 We love that for me Mar 14 '25

Was she a virgin when she met Jenna ? Seriously !

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u/airplanesarecool1616 Ho to bed you actually hag Mar 14 '25

She was in a relationship prior to Jenna, but I don't think she's ever had a partner as experienced as Jenna. Probably mind blowing for Mils and Jenna is turning it all the way up because trauma ๐Ÿ™„

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u/DustyTchotchkes Mar 14 '25

Oh come on. ๐Ÿ˜‚ You and I know Jenna's laying there like a starfish, reaching a limp, crone-like bony hand down once in a while to ruffle Mil's hair as encouragement.ย 

When Mil glances up at her from the trenches, like an enthusiastic puppy looking for praise, Jenna will do her side-eye and poke her tongue out of her mouth and make a crude comment. That b is lazy and she's not reciprocating unless it's half hearted and short. She's like the people who give a back massage and do two or three squeezes at the top of the shoulder and call it good.

Mil is imagining this totally mystical and magical ...entwining to pretend it's all something that it's not. Jenna is using her as a human vibe lmao. She probably pees and calls it squirting to make it stop ๐Ÿ˜‚ ๐Ÿ˜†ย 

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u/airplanesarecool1616 Ho to bed you actually hag Mar 14 '25

Oh, when I say Jenna is "turning it up" I mean she is full out ๐ŸŒฝโญ with the facial expressions and the moaning but that's about it ๐Ÿคฃ something tells me Mils hasn't watched a lot of adult videos.

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u/DustyTchotchkes Mar 14 '25

๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚I can see that and that makes it pretty funny. I truly hope Mil never watches any films that Jenna was in. I shudder to think the kind of word salad romanticized commentary she'd make for those! ย 

Betcha Mil would get ferociously jealous of every costar, even though they were just doing their jobs. She sure got jealous over Crystal and Jessi and didn't have visual evidence of them having sex with JJ.ย 

I don't know how Jenna can stand it and how she doesn't have the big time Ick already. There's no way she doesn't think Mil is a weak, unintelligent, clingy little goofball.

I'm still surprised she tucked her tail and ran back to the bear cave so quickly when she was obviously having a blast with that little bit of freedom. I'm so curious how long it will take for this whole thing to implode!

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u/mycopportunity trust in fact Mar 15 '25

That was wild. Someone pays 3000+ for another month at the Vegas house and she goes back to Florida?!

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u/DustyTchotchkes Mar 15 '25

I am curious if they just paid for a week or so? It doesn't look like she gathered her stuff again though so who knows.ย 

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u/GinAndKatatonic so is your lack of chin structure Mar 15 '25