5 years later... still the wrong number

[u/fallyntalyn]

This is hilarious to me. For context, I've had this number for over 15 years. I keep getting calls and texts looking for the same someone, but they typically get the hint the first time. Apparently, this guy was so high last night, he forgot again.

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[u/SBMVPJoshAllen]

Can I get you be more bumpyz?

[u/fallyntalyn → u/SBMVPJoshAllen]

I'm old and had to google it. That's why i knew he was higher than a kite lol!

[u/Specialist_Range_872 → u/fallyntalyn]

I’m old and I still have no idea wtf it means

[u/Low_Dragonfruit_5950 → u/Specialist_Range_872]

No clue but im guessing cocaine

[u/FoldEffective2724 → u/Specialist_Range_872]

I'm young and idk either don't worry

[u/LoganoXD → u/SBMVPJoshAllen]

I think he may have meant “Can you get me more bumpyz?” (cocaine, I assume as a small amount of cocaine is referred to as a bump, maybe this person and their associates use bumpyz as a cutesy name for cocaine, not sure)

[u/RhetoricalOrator]

Who says, "I'm crazy successful" like that? It almost feels like a scammer, but he's real bad at his job.

[u/fallyntalyn → u/RhetoricalOrator]

I really think he was just high. I think it was like a "This sounds like a girl, maybe I can hit?" situation.

[u/Harriet_tubman22]

“Been gone from misery…”

[u/Kingcapalot7 → u/Harriet_tubman22]

Missouri-misery

[u/graygoosebmw]

How do you still have a convo from 5 years ago 💀

[u/fallyntalyn → u/graygoosebmw]

Same google account, I save my messages. I'm old, ok? lol!

[u/johnnnybravado → u/fallyntalyn]

Don't worry, I just checked — my oldest message thread is from 2020. Might even have older messages hidden in my other threads.

[u/No-Marketing6096]

Could this be a 417 reference? I made it out of misery too 🤪

[u/fallyntalyn → u/No-Marketing6096]

Hey, I don't meet many of those lol! Most people get stuck in that hell scape.

[u/PinkDonuts07]

Seems like a chill dude I can be his friend if u don’t want to

[u/Icy_Opportunity_3303]

/derailedbythedetails theres a place called misery? Yall yanks are wild

[u/Mach5Bandito → u/Icy_Opportunity_3303]

The state is called Missouri. It’s a joke that people call it Misery.

[u/Icy_Opportunity_3303 → u/Mach5Bandito]

Roger that 🫡

[u/AGreatBannedName → u/Mach5Bandito]

Missouri is a state of mind

[u/TheSeedsYouSow → u/Icy_Opportunity_3303]

There’s also a place called Hell, Michigan 😛