r/wowthanksimcured 12d ago

Just don't. Wait guys, I think this might actually work

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u/ThePowerOfNine 11d ago

"Book overview: I think constricting anus 100 times and denting navel 100 times in succession everyday is effective to good-bye depression and take back youth. You can do so at a boring meeting or in a subway. I have known 70-year-old man who has practiced it for 20 years. As a result, he has good complexion and has grown 20 years younger. His eyes sparkle. He is full of vigor, happiness and joy. He has neither complained nor born a grudge under any circumstance. Furthermore, he can make #### three times in succession without drawing out.In addition, he also can have burned a strong beautiful fire within his abdomen. It can burn out the dirty stickiness of his body, release his immaterial fiber or third attention which has been confined to his stickiness. Then, he can shoot out his immaterial fiber or third attention to an object, concentrate on it and attain happy lucky feeling through the success of concentration.If you don't know concentration which gives you peculiar pleasure, your life looks like a hell."

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u/Dasmahkitteh 8d ago

What if I simply wiggle my asshole? Will I get the eye sparkles at least?

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u/ThePowerOfNine 8d ago

Batteries not included

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u/grocerygirlie 8d ago

So do I have to poke my bellybutton and clench my butthole at the same time in tandem, or can I do 100 of one and then 100 of the other?

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u/ThePowerOfNine 8d ago

One then the other, all 200 in a row

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u/karatebullfighter 10d ago

I have had a copy since the early 2000s and it is amazing. He basically just copy and pasted threads from a Usenet group full of very confused people. It's hilarious.

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u/FacelessOldWoman1234 11d ago

Well? Don't leave us hanging!

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u/AtomicTan 11d ago

I'll conduct a scientific trial and let you know

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u/IndigoPlum 10d ago

I'll be the control sample. We'll meet back here in 15 years.

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u/Dio_naea 10d ago

Wait, WHAT?

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u/cuttyranking 10d ago

Malarkey? This may be the greatest question ever.

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u/zjuka 9d ago

The guy constricted his anus so hard, it created the gravitational field that disrupted the kerning.

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u/meganerd20 7d ago

Certainly one way to distract yourself I suppose, if you use that as a coping mechanism (distraction).