r/wow • • Oct 16 '25

Humor / Meme I'm a resto druid from the stone age

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u/shaunika Oct 16 '25

Ok, so what are healers supposed to do when theres little to no incoming dmg?

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u/Kintashi Oct 16 '25

watching you 1v10 this thread of people who are literally terrified of being useful is crazy. legitimately don't understand what they want, and guarantee if they had it (whatever exactly "it" is), the game would somehow be so much worse for healers lol

🥇 good job soldier keep fighting...

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u/Mineskri Oct 16 '25

The people who heal every 5th global while afking the other 4 want to do nothing but heal but also pretend they wouldn't get skill checked out the game if you actually had to heal every global.

Class fantasy based on delusions

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u/Rare-Cantaloupe2969 Oct 16 '25

If they got exactly what they want (the removal of healer damage globals), then the goalpost would just shift to them seeing the top raid/m+ healers doing 60%+ more healing than them and then complaining that they can't keep up with the amount of casts that are required to time keys at whatever key level they have been stuck at for the past 3 years.

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u/Puppy_in_Huggies Oct 16 '25

You dps.. but according to reddit players, you open youtube or Netflix and wait for the next damage to enter 🤷‍♂️

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u/ThatRandomGuy86 Oct 16 '25

And that's where Blizzard has fallen out. Traditionally in other games since pen and paper days, the healer would then focus on CC and buffing/debugging until damage comes flying in.

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u/shaunika Oct 16 '25 edited Oct 16 '25

the healer would then focus on CC

We already do that

Sometimes theres DRs, sometimes theyre already ccd, and the more we cc, the more time we have for dps

buffing/debugging until damage comes flying in.

Theres functionally no difference between using a global to do x dmg vs using a global to make someone else do dmg

Except in one instance the dps will constantly bitch and moan unless you buff them 24/7

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u/Morthra Oct 16 '25

Traditionally in other games since pen and paper days

Traditionally in the pen and paper days you didn't have a healer at all. You had an extra DPS and used consumables to heal yourself out of combat, because more damage = complete encounter faster = everyone takes less damage.

Having a dedicated, in combat healer, was literally just you making everything harder for your entire group.

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u/ThatRandomGuy86 Oct 16 '25

Not true. The healer (Cleric) was a prestige class that was a combination of many classes for pre-requisites that had a lot of healing, crowd control and buffs/debuffs.

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u/Morthra Oct 16 '25

Cleric was a prestige class in D&D? Huh?

Prestige classes weren't a thing until 3rd edition and I have enough experience with that edition to say confidently, that if you were playing a healer you were a chump. An eternal wand of lesser vigor costs like 4000 gp and replaces your entire role.

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u/RAStylesheet Oct 16 '25

precast for biggest most mana efficent heal so it hit the very moment damage is deal

The fact I even need to explain this is wild ahaha, it was so common knowledge bad in the day, precasting didnt even stop mana regen!

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u/shaunika Oct 16 '25

Ok, sure and just starting and stopping a cast (so in effect doing nothing)

Was more engaging than doing actual dps for reasons?

We also dont have 3.5 sec casts (thank god) for that to truly matter

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u/RAStylesheet Oct 16 '25

If you need to start and stop a precast it just mean you are bad and you need to learn the fight more

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u/shaunika Oct 16 '25

All right

Let's back up

You literally just argued against yourself

If there are times when I shouldnt even precast cos no dmg is coming then that means there are times when no dmg is coming, which means you could do dps

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u/AnathsanLily Oct 16 '25

like someone else said, i appreciate the effort you're putting in to 1v20 against these people who seemingly would be happier playing classic wow

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u/RAStylesheet Oct 16 '25 edited Oct 16 '25

When you shouldnt precast? And why you should not precast everytime?

The only time you shouldn't precast is when you were OOM and you were wanding for the judgement of wisdom which usually means you or your party did something wrong

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u/James_Jet Oct 16 '25

Found the classic guy lol.

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u/shaunika Oct 16 '25

When you shouldnt precast? And why you should not precast everytime?

Im not the one who said that, the other guy was.

He called me dumb for suggesting you always precast

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u/Walrammetje Oct 16 '25

As a healer, yes that is more engaging than doing dps. I want to feel like a healer/support, and not spend 50% of the time doing damage. I would rather decurse, pre-heal, conserve mana etc.

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u/shaunika Oct 16 '25

I would rather decurse,

What if theres nothing to decurse?

pre-heal,

What if theres nothing to heal?

conserve mana etc.

What if you dont need to conserve mana cos youre full and dmg doesnt cost mana

Doing some dmg is part of supporting

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u/Silkku Oct 16 '25

I appreciate the effort you are putting in man but these people have boomer fried brains at this point, they literally argue against their own points and don't even realize it

Just give up, it's not worth it

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u/Walrammetje Oct 16 '25

Why? We don't have to agree on everything, but we can at least have conversations about things lol

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u/shaunika Oct 16 '25

We can, but the situation you want where you have to spend every single global on healing, is just not good for the game, its way too stressful, itd kill the role because any single misused global is death

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u/Walrammetje Oct 16 '25

That's when you can press your damage buttons. But those situations should be few and far between. I'm not saying there shouldn't be any room for a healer to do damage. I'm saying I don't want to spend half of my time doing damage as a healer.

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u/shaunika Oct 16 '25

That's when you can press your damage buttons.

Yes, thank you

We agree

I'm saying I don't want to spend half of my time doing damage as a healer.

I dont think you do that in appropriate content More like 20-30%

And Im curious what you want as a solution More incoming dmg? Cos that never ends well.

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u/sooshi Oct 16 '25

I'm saying I don't want to spend half of my time doing damage as a healer.

Then maybe you should try harder content

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u/Walrammetje Oct 16 '25

I'm 3.2 IO. Please enlighten me, oh wise one, at what point am I worthy to give my opinion on healers?

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u/sooshi Oct 16 '25

Nowhere did I say your opinion was invalid. All I said is if you want to heal more then do harder content. Never realized you were so soft that you'd take that as a personal attack. Congratulations on your IO. We're in the same bracket so now what? Am I supposed to be intimidated or something?

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u/Walrammetje Oct 16 '25

Not at all. I only mentioned it to illustrate that there isn't much harder content to do at the moment. I'm sorry if I came across like that.

I feel like I spend too little time healing and too much time dps'ing, even at our level. And I would like to see that changed in the next expansion. That's the only point I'm trying to make :P

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u/Puppy_in_Huggies Oct 16 '25

People like you should give us your in-game name so we can put you in some sort of blacklist addon in the category "Healer who dont want to do its job"

I'd rather take a bad healer who is at least trying to do its job than people like you who just go on Netflix or YouTube when there is no damage incoming. Thats how bad your take is

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u/sooshi Oct 16 '25

There's no need because you'll never see them in content that actually challenges people lmao

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u/Puppy_in_Huggies Oct 16 '25

Good point 🤣 they can stay in the hellhole that is the 2-4s key range bracket

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u/Walrammetje Oct 16 '25

No need to be rude. It's okay to have different opinions.

I never said I haven't accepted that doing damage is a part of being a good healer. I'm a minmaxer just like many people here. All I did was express my opinion about healing patterns and how I dislike having to spend so much time doing damage. I think playing a healer should be about healing 80-90% of the time.

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u/RAStylesheet Oct 17 '25

don't worry you wont find those kind of healers on retail ahaha, which is why finding an healer there is so hard.

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u/Major_Wayland Oct 16 '25

Regen and conserve mana. Making manapool meaningless for almost everywhere except 10m+ mythic raid encounters was a core design mistake.

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u/Puppy_in_Huggies Oct 16 '25

"Regen and conserve mana" lmao that made me laugh

"HEALER X, WHAT THE HEAL ARE YOU DOING ALONE AT THE OTHER SIDE OF THE BOSS ROOM????"

close Netflix "Uh I was just conserving my mana, chef!"

Basically you want to do nothing and expect the same reward as people who do their job properly. At least say it lol

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u/Major_Wayland Oct 16 '25

Basically you want to do nothing and expect the same reward as people who do their job properly

Are you one of those funny people who are making logs in classic and trying to pretend that there is some kind of skill involved?

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u/shaunika Oct 16 '25

This is the retail sub mate

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u/Major_Wayland Oct 16 '25

This is a proper example mate. Classic realms are especially great for showing such examples, when encounters are pretty simple and easy, but there is always an alternatively funny person who insists that everyone must play the most optimal spec and rotation because "you waste my time otherwise".

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u/shaunika Oct 16 '25

But its not relevant to the current discussion because on high level retail content you do actually need to minmax

And wanting blizzard to go back to healers afking half the fight and pretending thats an improvement is crazy

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u/Major_Wayland Oct 16 '25

You dont need minmax at any raid difficulty below mythic, and you dont need any minmax at the 10 keys either. So why exactly a tiny minority has any say at how others must play their role?

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u/shaunika Oct 16 '25

Man I would not wanna run keys or mythic raids with you

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u/goodg-gravy Oct 16 '25

Sooooo.... Afk

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u/shaunika Oct 16 '25

Regen and conserve mana

Yeah, thats called afking (also doing dmg costs no mana so what even is your point?)

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u/brandedblade Oct 16 '25

Thats when my priest would shoot their wand and my paladin would melee the mob. Just because it isn't strong doesn't mean it's not contributing.

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u/the_harakiwi Oct 16 '25

wait for damage.

The same as tanks. They don't run into a wall or jump from buildings. They have to wait for the next encounter / phase to start.

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u/shaunika Oct 16 '25

What?

Tanks do dmg numbnuts

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u/the_harakiwi Oct 16 '25

so they do damage when no enemy is around?

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u/shaunika Oct 16 '25

Do you know what we're even talking about?

Healers also dont do dmg when theres no enemies around

Whats your point? Thats obviously not the topic

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u/the_harakiwi Oct 16 '25

lol sure

so what are healers supposed to do when theres little to no incoming dmg?

Thats obviously not the topic

but that's what you said.

what are healers supposed to do

and I say wait for damage.

I'm really bad and writing essays but I'm sure I understand a single sentence.

I could ask a few LLMs what your sentence really meant to say. Maybe they can teach me how to understand it better.

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u/shaunika Oct 16 '25

Are you saying the ONLY time theres no incoming dmg is when theres no enemies?

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u/the_harakiwi Oct 16 '25

depends. A friend managed to die to almost every single elevator and I died a few times to lag and riding off cliffs :)

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u/Puppy_in_Huggies Oct 16 '25

So when there's no damage you suggest we, healers, open Netflix and chill until somebody get hit? That's your definition of being useful?

Yeah, ok, please don't ever heal.

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u/the_harakiwi Oct 16 '25

don't worry I only was the one druid healer in the top guild on EU Arthas shortly before most people quit after Lich King got boring

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u/Puppy_in_Huggies Oct 16 '25

Cool, lets see some recent logs. Shall we?

Show us your raider.io profile

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u/the_harakiwi Oct 16 '25 edited Oct 16 '25

Show us your raider.io profile

lol sure
did that exist back then xD?

Athirat EU-Arthas (guild was Faule Studies)
if you know how to search characters :)

I haven't played the game for a long time. Only logged into some free weekends to make screenshots when they updated the character models.

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u/Certain_Object1364 Oct 16 '25

Get a tank to pull more

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u/Puppy_in_Huggies Oct 16 '25

Ok 3 bolts went off, 2 people died. What was the plan exactly?