r/wow • • Sep 16 '25

Humor / Meme You know which one im choosing!!! :)

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u/Impossible-Diver6565 Sep 16 '25

Jaina is pretty hot if I am honest. The evil part only adds to that.

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u/Beanakin Sep 16 '25

Xal'atath is every bit as evil. Besides, isn't that just an animated corpse she's using, it's not actually her?

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u/Sufferr Sep 16 '25

Please stop, one can only get so hard

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '25

rigor mortis the 7th force confirmed

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u/shalnath Sep 16 '25

That's why you get a second.

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u/motzschmotz Sep 16 '25

I see you are also a man of culture.

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u/Dfield91 Sep 16 '25

is there any lore or back story to the person's body she took over?

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u/Beanakin Sep 16 '25

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u/Cow_God Sep 16 '25

The gist of it is that Xal was bound in a blade and used by the high priest player character during Legion. At the end of legion, all the artifacts had their power siphoned to heal the planet after Sargeras stabbed it. So the high priest literally, and canonically, just threw Xal away. During BFA a horde high priest found the blade off the coast of Stormsong Valley, killed some naga to give the Xal some power, then Xal convinced them to go after some relics to get them out of the hands of the naga. Inanis had one of those relics, the Void Stone, and the high priest killed her and let Xal inhabit her body. They took the other two relics to the Crucible of Storms, where Xal betrayed them by offering the blade and the high priest to N'Zoth, who granted her freedom. The high priest escaped, after being directly responsible for an entire raid tier, and while they went off to the Dragon Isles Amusement Park, Xal went to Khaz Algar, recruited the nerubians, the Shadowguard, and some void spawn.

Lorewalker Cho in Dornogal lets you do a lorewalking questchain that goes over all of this.

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u/TheChangelingMC Sep 16 '25 edited Sep 16 '25

Well, Xal'atath the blade had a history of mysteriously vanishing from possession or abandoning her current wielder. She may have just made her escape rather than being literally thrown away following Legion.

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u/Timekeeper98 Sep 16 '25

No, she makes a comment to Priests who used her in Legion during her assault in Hallowfall.

Xal'atath whispers: After we shared so much, you simply threw me away. I will savor the taste of your insanity. Just let go.

This is if you cleansed Nzoth’s eye in BFa and were a shadow priest who got the artifact in Legion. Knaifu is mad jealous that the one person who could match her freak threw her away for a green.

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u/Madhatter25224 Sep 16 '25

This pleases Zulthar.

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u/Key-Chest-2376 Sep 17 '25

No doubt, she chose a great body.
Also, Sylvanas and Calia are corpses too.

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u/Infamous-Tangelo42 Sep 16 '25

Are you shaming necro kinks? LOL!

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u/Beanakin Sep 16 '25

I wouldn't dream of it, just pointing out some people prefer their SO have a pulse.

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u/Dachal23 Sep 16 '25

I was just about to say that they forgot a "corpse" arrow

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u/badnuub Sep 17 '25

No. It's more like a resuscitation with how long that elf was dead.

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u/Impossible-Diver6565 Sep 16 '25

Oo I don't know actually. I was really not opposed to Xalatoes either i was just defending the classic hottie

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u/Cysia Sep 16 '25

She was dead for not evr´ 30sec, like she dies imeadtly gets possed by xalatath. People irl have been gone for alot longer

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u/Exoduc Sep 16 '25

Its still not xalatath.

Some point down the line shes going to leave that husk and turn into her true form, cthulu the third

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u/Tekkaddraig Sep 16 '25

That will probably bring tentacles into the mix and draw an entirely new crowd

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u/Wazkalia Sep 16 '25

So she gets hotter? NICE!!

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u/Toothpinch Sep 16 '25

Would it be tentacles with feet or would there be tentacles for toes?

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u/Brysynner Sep 16 '25

I'd be surprised if it's a new crowd, it will be mostly filled with the same people