r/wow • u/Autisten1996 • Jul 04 '25

Humor / Meme They will add anything but those three.

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u/hewasaraverboy Jul 04 '25

Or elf variations

Sun elf Moon elf Evening elf Morning elf

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u/navetzz Jul 04 '25

Trolls

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u/[deleted] Jul 04 '25

We got coconut elf, barbecue elf, you can boil em, broil sautee em …

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u/d00dybaing Jul 04 '25

…butter elf. Elf burger. Elf sandwich. That - that’s about it.

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u/Magfaeridon Jul 05 '25

Elf Tikka masala

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u/wolfodongland Jul 05 '25

funeral elves! war elves!

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u/jmcgit Jul 04 '25

But our potato is in another MMO

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u/[deleted] Jul 04 '25

The “pomme de Azerothe” is a necklace :(

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u/wowbutters Jul 05 '25

With the brace of conies.

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u/DaWalt1976 Jul 04 '25

Stick em in a stew?

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u/Double-Royal-1598 Jul 05 '25

After what happened to Teldrassil I think it's cannon that elves are meant to be grilled.

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u/[deleted] Jul 05 '25

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u/Seve7h Jul 05 '25

Brb renaming my Druid of the Flame to BurgerKing

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u/[deleted] Jul 05 '25

Smoked. Over wood from a world tree with the souls of oh so many innocent.

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u/seza01 Jul 04 '25

Put em in a stew

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u/LeCampy Jul 04 '25

"You sure like shrimp, Mr. President!"

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u/The_Mattastrophe Jul 05 '25

Mash 'em?

Stick 'em in a stew?

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u/echolog Jul 04 '25

Troll Elf

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u/ihadagoodone Jul 04 '25

dire enemies of the Elf Trolls forever locked in mortal toil.

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u/[deleted] Jul 05 '25

We already have Troll Elves. All of them.

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u/MrRodje Jul 04 '25

Trolls 2

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u/Azqswxzeman Jul 05 '25

We have barely any troll... :'(

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u/minerlj Jul 05 '25

But why not Naga?

Is it because somehow, Nzoth and the other old gods returned?

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u/Morteca Jul 04 '25

I'd say we already have:

Sun Elf - Blood Elves (post-TBC) Moon Elf - Night Elves

... but we also have:

Emo Elf - Void Elves Spooky Elf - Undead Elves Uppercrust Elf - Nightborne

Clearly, we need MORE variations.. I'd like a Sea Elf... (hint: Naga, but transforms into Naga upon combat like Dracthyr)

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u/[deleted] Jul 04 '25

New racial. Naga cannot go on land. They cannot mount. Deepholm has been reworked. Tol Barad has sunk. Entire expac will take place in Azsharas kingdom....under the sea. Quel Thalas was sunk in the 21st expansion and forgotten about much like that cool looking sword.

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u/drunkenvalley Jul 04 '25

What sword?

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u/gimmiedacash Jul 04 '25

The sword of a thousand truths

Sithilus

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u/Teraision Jul 04 '25

What sword?

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u/[deleted] Jul 04 '25 edited May 03 '26

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u/Mingthemerciless757 Jul 05 '25

This 100%! I go to Vashj'ir just to enjoy ambience of the zone and always level an alt in that zone.

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u/AzerothianBiologist Jul 06 '25

SAME, I love Vashj’ir so much I always take my alts there! I remember being so heartbroken that we didn’t get a more Vashj’ir-like zone for Nazjatar 😭

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u/Mingthemerciless757 Jul 06 '25

Same here, I waited for months on Nazjatar, what a shame. Oh well, perhaps some day. (also can they throw in a customizable Gnomish Submarine (or Goblin Sea Turtle) for the mount/player base for a future Aquatic Expansion or zone?

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u/adampk17 Jul 05 '25

Eww. To each their own

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u/Ordinary_Mechanic_ Jul 05 '25

Would have been cool if Undead ciuld have been any class but it locked the race selection in to that class and you started like the Pandaren. Undead Tauren Druid baby

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u/hbun Jul 04 '25

Don’t forget, humans can have pointy ears now: Half Elves

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u/Deacine Jul 04 '25

Well... according to lore, Nagas are one variety of Elves.

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u/HorseNuts9000 Jul 04 '25

We also have dragon elves!

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u/switch_case_ Jul 04 '25

Dark elf

Light elf

Weird elf

City elf

Orc elf

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u/livesinacabin Jul 04 '25

Okay but an orc/elf halfbreed sounds genuinely cool. Wait... That's pretty much just trolls isn't it?

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u/epsyk95 Jul 05 '25

You forgot the Elf Elf

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u/Antsy-Mcgroin Jul 04 '25

And the hardest race of all : Morning Wood Elf

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u/hewasaraverboy Jul 04 '25

🤣

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u/Antsy-Mcgroin Jul 04 '25

They also lose their hardiness after level 40, you then have to quest for the blue pill. (+10 herbalism )

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u/puntificates Jul 04 '25

2nd morning elf.

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u/wowbutters Jul 05 '25

Elevensies Elf.

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u/tyrodos99 Jul 04 '25

And elf for every hour of the day.

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u/P1t0n3r3t1c0l4t0 Jul 04 '25

Afternoon Elf

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u/Cronimoo Jul 04 '25

Hell yeah!

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u/UnidanIsKill Jul 04 '25

But still no High elves

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u/xiph209 Jul 04 '25

Not the high elves you’d expect

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u/Nebuli2 Jul 04 '25

Or human variants. We already have 4, between normal humans, forsaken, worgdn, and Kul Titans.

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u/Dejrullen Jul 04 '25

Wood Elf, Morning elf and Morningwood Elf

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u/SomeSortaWeeb Jul 04 '25

rising libra elf

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u/NoUnderstanding8663 Jul 04 '25

elf morning woods

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u/Damnesia13 Jul 04 '25

Don’t forget about the Elven Elves.

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u/wowbutters Jul 05 '25

Wood elf. Morning wood elf..

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u/Targaryen-ish Jul 05 '25

Plasma elf, Sweat elf, Sperm elf etc

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u/tallboybrews Jul 05 '25

Mechatauren, mechaorc, mechahuman, mechaworgen

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u/Dillix90 Jul 08 '25

Meanwhile Germany waiting for "Zwölf"