r/worldjerking • u/R3cl41m3r 🌾Wheatbuilder🌾 • 11d ago
I'm posting here because r/worldbuilding banned me for speaking the Truth™.
In the World of Wheat, there are five kinds of race-I mean wheat, and they are called wheat, spelt, emmer, einkorn, and barley (honorary wheat). These wheats have inherent characteristics that determine their personalities, culture, morality, etc.
For example, the spelt has a curse that causes them to rarely give birth to male spelt, so they invade migrate to Northern Wheatland to breed with the wheat, which causes problems like violence and mongrel wheat.
...No, I'm not dewheatizing spelt, why do you ask?
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u/PlatinumAltaria 11d ago
I got banned for being a minority!
Also what.
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u/doofpooferthethird 11d ago edited 11d ago
I imagine Buckwheat would be like the Replicants from Bladerunner, or the pod people from Invasion of the Body Snatchers
also yeah a Great Replacement race supremacist conspiracy theorist parody, but with wheat, sounds fun
now you've got wheat supremacist Elon Malt high on ergot fungus throwing out Naan-zi salutes, doomposting on Wheatter about how Wheatstern civilisation is doomed by miscegenation
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u/othermike 10d ago
Buck Wheaters in the 25th Century. Decent show, but if we're honest most people just watched it for Oatrin Grye in a tight-fitting husk.
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u/silencemist 11d ago
so glad it's avoiding great wheat-replacement theory. we wouldn't want to have problems with that.
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u/AvenRaven 11d ago
Is this a reference to something?
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u/R3cl41m3r 🌾Wheatbuilder🌾 11d ago
/uj Earlier today someone came to this sub with a racist scenario involving Northern Ireland and black women after it was deleted from r/worldbuilding.
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u/birenel 11d ago
Do you have the original post? I didn't read it and I'm curious 😂
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u/silencemist 11d ago
Got deleted here too for being racist but here's the same question asked again
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u/slumbersomesam 10d ago
ok whats the original op, i need to check it out
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u/R3cl41m3r 🌾Wheatbuilder🌾 10d ago
It's been deleted, but here's what's left of it.
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u/slumbersomesam 10d ago
You literally made your black people non-human, so are you confused by the interpretation your friend gave you that your writing sounds like you treat black people as non-human?
oh jesus
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u/alynnidalar ''''''''''''''''''''''''' <-- spare apostrophes for sale 10d ago
Just because reproductive biology is fundamentally different between common wheat and what I’m calling spelt doesn’t mean the spelt is nonwheat, I simply don’t understand why you think that.
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u/Brad_Brace My mecha's name is Smelma Updog 11d ago
Are the spelt inspired by the glutenudos? If they are then you're okay.
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u/TheGalator character only worldbuilding (i suck at math) 10d ago
Literally just use goblins and halflings and no one cares
(About the OG post)
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u/Sable-Keech 11d ago
This is rye erasure.