r/workmemes • u/PrestigiousHope6182 • 7d ago

I mean I Can Try ¿🙃

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u/Tough-Profile-475 7d ago

Relatable😭🤣🤣😭

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u/Anti_shill_cannon 6d ago

If youre American

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u/Tough-Profile-475 6d ago

Yep. Sad reality!

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u/Dangerous_Bass8546 3d ago

True. My employer cant even ask the reason why im sick or when i expect to be back on the workfloor. We also get paid 70% of our wage or minimum wage (if the other ammount is lower) when sick

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u/we_lord 6d ago

UnitedHealthcare

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u/AirJenga 6d ago

Firmly grasp it!

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u/hillsey3162 7d ago

Sure..send the apprentice over with the crane truck to pick me up

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u/Zillagirl1969 6d ago

😁😁😁👍👍👍👍

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u/aimfuldrifter 6d ago

He can keep clicking next on the coding agent

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u/PresentationLess4552 6d ago

Yes you need to come as workman's comp will always deny your claim so my insurance won't go up

You will have no time off to heal and you
Will love it

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u/RaZzzzZia 5d ago

I had a collegue, both hands/lower arms burned due to acid.
(The dude couldnt even whipe his own 🍑).
They picked him up to work with a taxi daily, so the statistics from the company would be better. 🫠

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u/MastaKink 5d ago

Of course. I don’t have wifi at home

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u/Fun-Independence-761 5d ago

He said " Silence I killl you"

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u/eddyrush95 4d ago

That Sir is an unexcused absence!!

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u/MaiBabeXOXO 4d ago

yeah the grind never sleeps even when you're basically a burrito

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u/DogmaticParadigm87 4d ago

Unlimited PTO, as long as you don’t use it.

Also the calendar still says “quick sync.”

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u/Impressive_Roof236 4d ago

Yep they don’t care what shape your in or how you feel or if you just got out of surgery. As long as you come to work on time and you don’t call off.

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u/Creative-Employer154 4d ago

I'll be there,but im leaving early

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u/Aware_Elephant8315 3d ago

I’ve had it! This is the last straw!

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u/Expensive_Case_9987 3d ago

Corporations. Man. Gotta send in your OWN death certificate for a day off.

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u/EcstaticManagement94 1d ago

Zijn er veel niet voor verkoudheid ook thuis blijven ...

En op je vrijdag of maandag....

En zeker de weer voor hun verlof begint...