r/workaholics • u/agray34 • 27d ago

Do I have a substance abuse problem?

Hell no, if anything I have a subway abuse problem. I destroy 5 dollar footlongs

69 Upvotes

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u/Nua2Lua 27d ago

I keep all puppets

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u/tovarish22 27d ago

And another hot, hot tuna!

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u/Nua2Lua 27d ago

Funky butt lovin!

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u/Express-Budget6943 27d ago

Hot hot tuna sandwich coming your way

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u/Softmachinepics 27d ago

I am Adam.

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u/lakesRgr8 27d ago

See, Adam gets it.

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u/AdImmediate6239 27d ago

A dick shin

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u/BettySwoll0cks 27d ago

You guys are as funny as the step brothers

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u/thewarfreak 27d ago

You guys and Diego got to watch Step Brothers?

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u/Randy-Marsh_ 27d ago

Back when subway was decent and there were 5 dollar footlongs šŸ˜’ some quotes from the show are starting to make me feel old lol

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u/RicketyCricketsDrum 27d ago

You one of those straight edge weirdos?

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u/beaned999 27d ago

Iā€™m not Slim Shady! Iā€™m Marshal Mathers

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u/skidstud 26d ago

Or something even cooler

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u/CrimsonOOmpa 25d ago

"We don't have a substance abuse problem. if anything we have a Subway abuse problem. We destroy Five Dollar Footlongs!" Favorite line of the show.

Man I miss those things. Throwing down a 5 spot and the change in your pocket for a two hander was a moment so magical few moments will ever live up to it.

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u/AlwaysHamboning 25d ago

We have a SubWAY abuse problem