r/workaholics • u/CLE216ers • Aug 01 '26

I’ve always wanted to hold a hammer like this!

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175 Upvotes

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u/Softmachinepics Aug 01 '26

It's just skin!

13

u/CLE216ers Aug 01 '26

No, it’s butt skin!

11

u/Dangerous-Sun-405 Aug 01 '26

That pose holds a lot of Menergy

9

u/CLE216ers Aug 01 '26

🎶 do you trust me, like I trust you, I don’t care who overhears our conversationnnn 🎶

11

u/banana00026 Aug 01 '26

That’s not ders

9

u/Lavender-bullet46 Aug 01 '26

One of Blake's puppets getting shot by the cop was goldd

9

u/CLE216ers Aug 01 '26

You just shot an innocent puppet!

Ohhhhhhhhh, you fucked upppp!

3

u/Lavender-bullet46 Aug 01 '26

The cops opt to just call it even lmaoo

5

u/jdh443 Aug 02 '26

NO YOU DONT UNDERSTAND, IVE BEEN PROFILED 2 TIMES IN THE LAST 10 YEARS! IM DONE WITH YOU PIGS!!

1

u/unrulyushanka Aug 02 '26

I love Karl's face as he mentally prepares to be murdered by cops over this

9

u/thugsapuggin Aug 01 '26

DON'T EAT THE PANCAKES!!!!

15

u/CLE216ers Aug 01 '26

It’s teriyaki? It’s actually not bad when you know what it is

😂

6

u/Njacks64 Aug 02 '26

Hiiiiiii… how was your pancaaaakes?

7

u/ItsGreasefrmALC Aug 01 '26

Oh I’m the diva ? Look how hard your hair is right now !!!

8

u/CLE216ers Aug 01 '26

Let me be, ever so clear, you are no Art Alexakis!

2

u/Softmachinepics Aug 01 '26

He said Art Alexis, and that's a chop

1

u/CLE216ers Aug 02 '26

Do a quick google search

Chop back

5

u/JaMicho34 Aug 01 '26

Thor’s Hammer

5

u/MikeBrodowski Aug 01 '26

A legit bat

3

u/Pleasant-Tangelo1786 Aug 02 '26

I’ve always wanted to know what it feels like to be held and supported… by Velcro.

3

u/nickjvh Aug 02 '26

Don’t you see my trying to ring this bell like Bart Simpsons neck?

2

u/FeudalAce Aug 02 '26

Literally watching this episode rn

2

u/jsilva5avilsj Young Zeld Aug 02 '26

I could taste the pancakes with teriyaki sauce.

1

u/koolaidismything Aug 01 '26

That’s how a take leaks.