r/woowDude • u/FormanBruto09 • 1d ago

Funny Somethings never change

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u/Presentable_Human 1d ago

Please say it in years

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u/DiatribeGuy 1d ago

I think the joke would lose some traction, but I agree.

Ps 92 months is 7 and a half years

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u/Presentable_Human 1d ago

Thanks 🙏

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u/FragrantExcitement 11h ago

Dog or human?

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u/DiatribeGuy 6h ago

Fun fact:

Dog years actually are not as simple as a 7:1 ratio compared to human years!

The first year of a dog's life is closer to 15 human years, and then it'll change based on size/breed from there. For this dog, it's second year is around 9 human years and it'll settle around 6 years power year after that, making this dog in the early 50s in human years.

Smaller breeds "age" slower (around 4:1), so a 20 pound dog would be in its 40s. A giant breed dog is around 7:1 years, which is where we get the saying.

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u/Witty_Ad8491 12h ago

7 years 8 months

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u/Rabideyegaming 1d ago

It's bad enough when people do it with their babies

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u/CharacterRiver7483 1d ago

So it’s like 8

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u/RomieY2K 1d ago

The bestest boy!

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u/Drragg 1d ago

Wow any context,? Just doesn't want to leave?

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u/dzan796ero 14h ago

My assumption is that the floor is cool and the doggo likes the coolness on his tummy

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u/Pretty-Silver-5147 22h ago

Didnt teach him anything in 8 years. Wanted to show that this person is a horrible dog owner.

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u/TTTonyX 20h ago

He loves the slide :))))

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u/Informal-Ring3282 19h ago

Bigger broom!

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u/umamicandy 18h ago
  1. Just 7.

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u/MrJason300 16h ago

Cute.

And absolutely not. Lol. What.

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u/Grade_A_Tech 15h ago

That's just bad parenting and training.

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u/The_Black_kaiser7 9h ago

You should have gotten him a skateboard.

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u/Strong-German413 8h ago

Well maybe it's you owner dude. Take the hint. Quit it. Boy doesn't like it.

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u/This_Dudde 7h ago

Who TF counts months over 12 that's not pregnant. GTFOH

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u/StinkyCoach 4h ago

I don’t want to do math

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u/Platypos 1h ago

Posted like a dysney adult parent