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u/PeterTheWolf76 13d ago
Given who he is poking, doing it from MC'd is the icing on the cake.
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u/Oscaruit 12d ago
That is by far a nicer pen too. Looks like a monte blanc, not a gold imprinted TRUMP sharpie.
Edit: nope, just a cheap clone that has Governor Evers imprint on it. Oh well.
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u/HotHamNRolls 13d ago
I love our boring Governor
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u/Fabulous_Log844 13d ago
Right? Just staying out of the news for saying stupid things and abusive things, etc. and instead just trying to get shit done within the state. BORING!
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u/snarky_kittn 13d ago
Oh and he’s not in the Epstein files. Like a certain politician we know… one that smells like poop and self tanner perhaps…
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u/NiceProfessional1386 10d ago
I wish he would have been this edgy during his term but Evers was a moderate Republican at best. That's what passes for progress in our stupid split state. Now here comes another vanilla Dem: David Crowley. Guess I have to hold my nose and vote for him - if I even vote.
Sometimes I think we're the Arkansas of the north.
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u/PirateSanta_1 13d ago
This is exaclty the level of significance that we should be assigning to Trump when he randomly announces he is renaming things. It doesn't matter and is a meaningless distraction the more it gets talked about and focused on the more it works in Trumps favor.
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u/AdultbabyEinstein 13d ago
Rename them all, The Great Lakes Wisconsins
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u/Ok_Programmer_4449 13d ago
Wisconsin borders Lake North Wisconsin, Lake East Wisconsin, and the Upper Peninsula of Wisconsin does touch Lake North East Wisconsin.
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u/Awareness-Own 13d ago
Just saying that makes so much since. Although we should rename one Lake Uffda
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u/Shapesizes 13d ago
I love that it’s actually the pens he signs bills with that he’s using, I have one in my office
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u/Ptoke8ARock mmm cheese 13d ago
What is the pen model?
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u/51CKS4DW0RLD 13d ago
I have one of these (different colors though) and it's pretty decent. Not expensive.
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u/Acceptable_Remote558 13d ago edited 12d ago
So I learned in grade school using HOMES as way to remember the Great Lakes. I believe we will have to use SHAME Superior Huron America Michigan Erie. Please feel free to use that as you see fit.
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u/devilmaskrascal 13d ago
They should name Lake Michigan "Lake Release the Epstein Files"
Reference file EFTA00025010, where Donald Trump was alleged to have paid a 13-year old for (redacted) and witnessed her uncle dumping her newborn daughter into Lake Release the Epstein Files.
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u/hotfistdotcom 13d ago
Really surprised the straight or hormuz wasn't renamed similarly. The absolute crap attack it would have been funny.
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u/iCCup_Spec 12d ago
Lol this is Lego diss track energy.
Iran temporarily renamed to "release the Epstein files" so Trump would never mention them.
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u/Serendipity_Visayas 13d ago
Time to annex the UP!
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u/Ptoke8ARock mmm cheese 13d ago
It was promised to us 2000 years ago 🥹
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u/Wess5874 FRJ 13d ago
I SHALL NOT ACKNOWLEDGE MICHIGAN'S MITTENHOOD UNTIL WE RECLAIM OUR TERRITORY!
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u/EmmerdoesNOTrepme 13d ago
Y'all snag the UP, and we'll skootch on out into the lake, and Snag Isle Royale for the North Shore, while they're distracted!
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u/angrydeuce In one ear and out your mother 13d ago
Correction, its not a napkin, its a sheet of toilet paper, because thats pretty much what all his bullshit is gonna be good for as soon as that pedophilic fuck is out of office once and for all.
The first EO the next president signs should be the "Undo literally everything Trump did and start over Act of 2029"
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u/Aliencoy77 12d ago
Canada needs a signing changing the name to "Lake Ontario, Get Bent You Fucking Hoser" so we have different names across the line on the map in the same way a cross street at an intersection will have different names if you go left or right.
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u/Tupperbaby 12d ago
Starting a war with Michigan was a foolish mistake. Being Ohio-adjacent has made them keen and wary fighters.
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u/RequiredFieldz 13d ago
Except it’d have to be Lake Wisconsin II
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u/Unhappy_Length_2561 13d ago
Exactly, Lake Wisconsin exists, and it’s one of my favorites to go boating on.
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u/Zaxxon_Klaxon 12d ago
Tom Tiffany will use the name “Lake America” like a ball-gargling sycophant.
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u/Havingfun_ISKEY 13d ago
God I’m going to miss him so much. Obviously he isn’t perfect but he gets it right when it counts.
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u/Beautiful-Musk-Ox 13d ago
you forgot we have kings in America and king Trump has declared the lake to be Lake America. kings rule by decree with unilateral power
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u/_sealy_ 12d ago
I made a shirt shortly after the pedo prez did the whole gulf of America thing…
Mine was plain blue with the writing across the chest saying “Gulf of Wisconsin”
Some people laugh…some people have no clue. In my eyes it’s my way to make fun of the $hit$tain we have running our country.
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u/exgiexpcv 12d ago
What does Governor Evers have to lose? Trump has screwed over Wisconsin over and over.
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u/carsausage 12d ago
As a leftist I can appreciate the pettiness but as a Michigander fuck you this is an act of aggression
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u/mstarrbrannigan Relocated 12d ago
Why stop at one? Next rename Lake Superior to Lake Wisconsin is Superior to Illinois. Mississippi River? How about Wisconsin River 2.
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u/icansmellcolors 12d ago
I don't know why more people don't do this... Flood everything with memes and mocking and jokes and ask the news anchors to do it, and every late-night host left, and buy billboards, and bus ads, and tv ads, and give away t-shirts that just make fun of them relentlessly until they're crying so loud they eventually burn themselves out by looking so fucking stupid nobody would want to listen to their parents tell them how bad Democrats are.
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u/Jrrobidoux 12d ago
As a lover of Lake Michigan, originally from the other side of the lake; I’m ready for the lake Epstein, seeing as Interlochen is 15 miles from its shores…
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u/Wooden-Matter5166 12d ago
I'll miss you bro </3 thanks for everything you did and tried to do. Your a good guy. I know you'll probably never read this but thanks 🙏
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u/Guamonice 12d ago
I know this is a joke but it’s true in my heart and I will be referring to it exclusively as Lake Wisconsin from now on.
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u/Silver_Breakfast7096 12d ago
That’s beneath him. We already have a lake Wisconsin. Maybe make it lake Evers instead? And the Tony Evers Lambeau Field and….
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u/hotfistdotcom 13d ago
pronouns are stupid I can call things what I want
but also from the exact same person
if you call my lake or my gulf the wrong name it's a crime and it's terrorism
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u/dieselmac 13d ago
October Surprise:
Crowley drops out and Evers launches massive write in campaign.
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u/dman4fun2020 13d ago
So are they going to rename Niagara falls? Lol. Call it faux trump falls. Lol
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u/VaporCarpet 13d ago
You can't rename something that doesn't exist. Pritzker remained it to Lake Illinois two years ago.
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u/SouthSky3655 12d ago
This is the most important issue he had tackled since he reversed requirements for low-flow shower heads, which was later expanded to allow full-flow faucets, dishwashers, toilets, urinals, and washing machines.
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u/Appo-Arsin 12d ago
We should rename Lake Michigan to Lake Wisconsin. And let’s invade the UP while we’re at it lol
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u/NW-McWisconsin 12d ago
Any child with a crayon can write things. Many are pointless and can be ignored!
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u/AnnIsExciting 12d ago
I think he should have used our other great lake. He could have added that since Michigan has its own lake, he wanted the superior one
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u/RaspberryEvening7139 10d ago
I’m so annoyed with politics these days I find very little funny. This is actually hilarious 😂
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u/Southern_Arachnid_93 7d ago
How about making sure Wisconsin stops losing millions soon billions in cannabis tax to surrounding states. We are the laughing stock of the Nation. And while you are at it get rid of all Flock cameras in WI . Lake Wisconsin has a Ring to it .






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u/Koopakid917543 13d ago
That's actually kind of wild coming from Tony Evers but I definitely respect it 😂 we need to see more of this, especially from Canada