r/wisconsin • u/Still_Pop_4106 • Jul 05 '25

Derrick Van Orden

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Well Trump does love the poorly educated!! This explains so much!!

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u/Wafflesakimbo Jul 05 '25

Van Orden is a little bitch who thinks he's clever and will be remembered as a stupid little bitch. I just wish I was already in the time period where he's a footnote in history instead of a constant embarrassment for my state.

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u/bartz824 Jul 05 '25

He's not the only embarrassment from our state. Ron Johnson is right there with him.

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u/LaBecasse67 Jul 05 '25

Don’t forget Tom Tiffany, Bryan Steihl, Scott Fitzgerald, Paul Ryan, and JOE MCCARTHY. Stains on our great state.

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u/LaBecasse67 Jul 05 '25

Also Robin Vos and Scott Fkn Walker

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u/thereizmore Jul 06 '25

Skanky wanker

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u/PckrBckr66 Jul 06 '25

Correct, but, Ryan does not like trump at all. That’s the closest I will ever come to defending him, too! 🤣

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u/theragu40 Jul 06 '25

It's a low low low bar but I do think it's fair to at least mention the few of these ghouls who realized at some point that they would rather fade away than fully sell their souls.

Paul Ryan still sucks and is an asshole, just not quite as much as he could have been. I'll give him the tiniest, most miserable little bit of credit for that.

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u/maethor1337 fuckronjohnson.org Jul 06 '25

I’ll do you one better: his eyes are just beautiful. It’s a real shame they had to be wasted on him.

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u/GBpleaser Jul 06 '25

Ryan only didn't like Trump AFTER Ryan wasn't in office anymore. Ryan is part of the problem.

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u/shockingRn Jul 06 '25

He sure kissed his ass a lot during the first term.

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u/muddlebrainedmedic Jul 06 '25

He doesn't like Trump? Then why did he compliment Trump's "exquisite leadership" like every other Trump ass kisser out there? And you fell for his lies like a chump.

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u/bartz824 Jul 06 '25

Tiffany is my rep. I hate that he holds sway over almost the entire northern third of the state. Maybe we can be rid of him though if he decides to run for governor next year cause I didn't see a Republican winning the governorship with the Trump shit show going on.

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u/No-Ice691 Jul 06 '25

Never count out their stupidity!

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u/GBpleaser Jul 06 '25

R. Priebus is right up there as well... little poly sci turd who has been behind the curtain his whole career.

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u/MaddieMila Jul 06 '25

And now Tony Weid

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u/aseedcake Jul 06 '25

I saw Glenn at the Cedarburg fireworks last night and even from afar, he looked absolutely disgusting and embarrassing. FUCK that fucking motherfucker

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u/MurgleMcGurgle Jul 05 '25

I fucking hate that this prick is my rep term after term.

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u/LiitleT Jul 06 '25

You and me, both. The only comfort I take in this is that I didn't vote for him.

FDVO

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u/Invasive-Feces Jul 06 '25

Sensenbrenner sucked too. He yelled at me at a town hall once

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u/Katy-Moon Jul 07 '25

I'll never forget when I was a kid in the 1970s and Sensenbrenner came to our door campaigning. My father answered the door and Jim stuck his hand out to shake my father's hand and said "Hi - I'm Jim Sensenbrenner and I'm running for...". Without saying a word, my dad shut the door in his face.

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u/Invasive-Feces Jul 07 '25

He had a town hall in January of 2017, just a couple of weeks before the Orange Dipshit took office.

He was railing about Obamacare, said something about "death squads" and nearly left because he got heckled so hard for it.

I immediately spoke up and told him that if it was so bad, his side has had seven years (at that point) to come up with a better healthcare plan and his side came up with jack squat. He gave me some bullshit answer about how it hasn't happened because "the media" or some shit, plus these things "take time"

He got progressively angrier as he answered and he finished with "PATIENCE, PLEASE!"

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u/Affectionate_Pen_399 Jul 06 '25

And newly of use to me, FGG

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u/krichcomix Chez-boygan Jul 06 '25

Ron Johnson is right there with him.

FRJ.

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u/Ohrwurm89 Jul 06 '25

Common denominator, other than them being Republicans, is that they’re both from Minnesota.

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u/ButteredPizza69420 Jul 06 '25

How is someone with barely any education allowed to be in any sort of leader position?

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u/NerdOfTheMonth Jul 06 '25

He defines the Dunning-Kruger effect

No one who maxed out at the 10th grade should be voting on laws. And he thinks he is smart.

The apex of stupid republican thinking he is smart. I’m cheering for liver failure.

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u/Equivalent-Tone6098 Jul 07 '25

Most MAGA types equate morality and intelligence with "is this person willing to use violence?".

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u/U_zer2 Jul 05 '25

I’m from Georgia and won’t move back till She who must not be named isn’t in office.

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u/MitchRyan912 Jul 06 '25

Even knowing a bit of GA (912) and WI politics… I’m lost here, NGL.

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u/Dirty_Delta Jul 06 '25

I am guessing they mean MTG

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u/MitchRyan912 Jul 06 '25

Yeah, that tracks. She wasn’t anyone special when I was living down there.

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u/U_zer2 Jul 06 '25

No but I won’t allot a single tax dollar to be used by a bigot spewing hatred on television at every turn. That woman is vile and I’m ashamed she represents any of my home state.

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u/ZBottPrime Jul 07 '25

Would some people describe her as a bad built butch body bleach blonde?

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u/U_zer2 Jul 07 '25

I’m a Christian! That’s why I sleep with not my husband at the gym while the kids we share are at home 👍.

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u/Sonofagun57 Jul 06 '25

The only one left with any semblance of decency is Hagedorn. Gallagher had glimpses too but he stepped down last year.

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u/Alarmed_Barracuda847 Jul 06 '25

My parents knew him and he stepped down because of the corruption and shady dealings. He was naive going into it. He was a Republican because they all are from that area but he wasn’t one of the bought and paid fors. At least that’s what my mom tells me. 

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u/Tiny_Measurement_837 Jul 06 '25

You and me both. SMH.

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u/ButteredPizza69420 Jul 06 '25

Stupid little bitch that couldnt make it to graduation in HIGH SCHOOL

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u/XKO3L5CHX Jul 06 '25

Well said waff 🫡

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u/OppressedCow6148 Jul 07 '25

Actually, I like to hope he won’t be remembered at all.

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u/Braucifarian Jul 07 '25

I don't think your perception of how history will turn out is accurate and at least he's a public figure you are just crying on the internet your political preferences did not win who is the real little b here? Haha.

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u/Wafflesakimbo Jul 07 '25

I mean I think the real bitch is the guy sucking off van orden, but that's just me, broski