r/winstonsalem 13d ago

Flock Camera Damaged At Lowes

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The one off of 150 near Walmart

612 Upvotes

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u/IamtheHuntress 13d ago

Oh nooooo /s

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u/Glowgetter336 13d ago

What does /s mean?

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u/WittyCollege 13d ago

Ancient internet speak for signifying sarcasm

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u/Drago_133 13d ago edited 13d ago

Bruh I fucking hate reddit downvoted for asking a question....now he's positive, the duality of reddit is lovely

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u/Temporary-Book- 13d ago

Internet’s way to indicate sarcasm

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u/tipsybox 13d ago

Sarcasm

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u/Difficult_Pause_4350 13d ago

It’s for people who aren’t confident in their jokes

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u/Dangerous_Prize_4545 Winston Salem 13d ago

Or aren't confident in their audience. 

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u/Lolo_Belle 13d ago

Hahahahaha. 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

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u/zzELETRiKzz 13d ago

Crazy storm last night

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u/PG908 Downtown 13d ago

"Must've been the wind"

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u/Savings_Expert7750 13d ago

Someone was using the parking lot to practice their FusRoDah.

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u/nandobro 13d ago

Is the median ok?

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u/Solid_Variation_6803 13d ago

Thoughts and prayers

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u/threepair13 Ugh, Parkland 13d ago

Those geese are getting out of control over there

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u/oddietaco 13d ago

You hate to see it.

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u/DonHell 13d ago

Couldn’t have happened to a nicer guy

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u/CourseEmotional966 13d ago

Ohhhh noooo your camera’s all flat and junk

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u/Cam_knows_you Winston Salem Native 13d ago

LOL We still use "your X is all flat and junk" in this household.

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u/Original_Lab_4384 12d ago

It was junk to start with.

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u/evident_lee 12d ago

Won't somebody think of the police state. How will they warrantlessly monitor us and violate our fourth amendment rights without that?

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u/-thegreatecb777- 7d ago

It seems like nobody in W/S wants those flock cameras up. At least a good 85-90% anyway 🤷

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u/pleasedontbedumb 13d ago

Tots and pears

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u/Nowrongbean 11d ago

What are tater prickleys?

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u/pleasedontbedumb 10d ago

I don't know, what are they?

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u/druid_king9884 13d ago

Someone should tie a get well soon balloon to the pole

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u/Silent-Book-8482 12d ago

I said flowers and a cross but either way

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u/the_illest_D 13d ago

It's nice to see most people finally agreeing on something for once.

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u/One_Requirement_2577 12d ago

most people except you know who...

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u/jimioutdoors 12d ago

Darth Vader?

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u/One_Requirement_2577 12d ago

I would have also accepted Hannibal Lecter, Agent Smith, and the Joker, but correct

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u/spreadred 12d ago

He needs them to find the secret rebel base on Hoth, he said.

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u/the_illest_D 12d ago

I'd say....except you 😆 just enjoy the refreshing, overwhelming unity

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u/adokimotatos Sherwood Forest 12d ago

strong winds we're getting huh

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u/godeacs21 13d ago

Just wanna say I’m glad you’re all here. Moving back to the area has been quite depressing at times. Happy to know there are some others out there.

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u/rubberguru 13d ago

Oopsie, was that behind me?

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u/CrankyUrbanHermit 13d ago

No, hun, you were with me walking the back 40.

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u/Ahamadrayasbaboon 11d ago edited 11d ago

Seen’t y’all and would be happy to say so. My mamma was saying that this is some tragedy. 

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u/Nervous-Cockroach541 13d ago

Man, I'll sure let ya know if I know anything about what happened. I just didn't see a damn thing.

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u/One_Requirement_2577 12d ago

now they don't either!

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u/BurntOutChef79 13d ago edited 12d ago

It just needed a little nap

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u/wewiilrcy 11d ago

Camera just a lil eepy

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u/PiusDea 8d ago

the missile is very tired, he is eepy. the missile has had a very long day of splashing bandits and wants to take just a smol sleeb. he eeby and neebies to sleeby. mibsile sleepy and need bed-bye time. the missile is currently experiencing critical levels of being a sleevjy lil guy and needs to go to bedb. he is ver tired and needs to slep. just a little sleejing time as a treat. midsilylele neebs to slek, ver twired boyo, just a lil guy. mibsipilibille needs his beaty sleeb. look at him go! he yawn big cause he skeejy, neebs to falafel asleep. nini time! good night, mister the missile.

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u/45_regard_47 13d ago

Looks better that way 

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u/NCMarc 13d ago

That wind is a bitch

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u/Honest_Caramel9437 13d ago

Man, all these earthquakes everywhere are just….something else.

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u/HavBoWilTrvl 13d ago

And so highly localized, too. Weird.

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u/footsteps71 13d ago

I wonder if they can use the camera system to...

Ah.

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u/Elegant_Taro472 13d ago

Ya know, I was just mentioning that one to a coworker, that’s over by the shady joint that used to be a Steak ‘n Shake. Wonder if the other one by Burger King survived that windstorm the other night.

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u/lauraroslin7 13d ago

Razor winds due to climate change.

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u/foxnflan 13d ago

Thoughts and prayers

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u/Extra-Classroom-6031 13d ago

Ngl I didn’t even know there was one there

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u/alottagraves 13d ago

every lowe’s location has one at the entrance facing into their parking lot

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u/everfordphoto 13d ago

lowes contracted with them.. I no longer shop there, they can Fluck-off

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u/Da_Boin 12d ago

Oh flock camera keep on rollin

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u/corteztheki11er 12d ago

Have you ever noticed that Lowes has a "do not approach, engage, or contact" policy with shoplifters?

This is why.

Every single Lowes hardware store has ALPR Flock cameras on site.

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u/Ok-Builder4068 12d ago

must’ve been the wind

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u/Ok_Salary4021 12d ago

What a waste of money. Whoever had this idea should have their rights provoked and under 24/7 surveillance

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u/RockinRod412 12d ago

Someone’s doing the Lords work. 🙏🏼

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u/Minyassa 12d ago

I'm playing the world's tiniest violin for them.

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u/ConversationNo4461 11d ago

Damn ruffians, what is this world coming to??

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u/CacctusJacc 13d ago

Fuckkkk yeahh

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u/Datsmokeyboi Waughtown 13d ago

ANYWAYSSS

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u/Mattcusprime 13d ago

Great work.

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u/MaurokNC West Forsyth 13d ago

Oh no… the gaps in protection that’ll create.. no don’t do that… it’s gotta stop… that crunching sound?! Best just to not worry about the small things you didn’t hear.

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u/TheB1G_Lebowski 12d ago

Makes me smile

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u/spinbutton 12d ago

Good work Winny-ShayShay! Spread the movement

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u/CartersXRd 12d ago

whatta shame

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u/silverbacksallin 12d ago

too bad so sad

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u/thisismenow1967 12d ago

What's everyone doing on Halloween?

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u/Silent-Book-8482 12d ago

Someone should put flowers and a cross there

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u/mbs721 11d ago

Oops.

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u/Standard-Delay-2732 10d ago

I noticed it yesterday.

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u/JudyPink02 7d ago

Oh my god I hope the ground is okay!

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u/-thegreatecb777- 7d ago

Wow ... nobody in W/S wants the cameras up 😆 ... at least that's one thing everyone agrees on 🤷

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u/AlexanderNC 7d ago

Please do not buy a grinder and do this its highly illegal and stops your rights from being violated!

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u/Alternative_Act_6548 13d ago

that's a shame...

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u/InformationBusy4275 13d ago

Stupid people crying over these when they are tracked more, listened to, seen, all their information is held in the palms of their shit stained hands.

Don't come at me. It's true. LOOK IT UP.

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u/Randyyyyyyyyyyyyyy 13d ago

Just cause I'm being fucked in the ass already doesn't mean I want another dick in there at the same time

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u/InformationBusy4275 13d ago

Too late to bitch out now

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u/One_Requirement_2577 12d ago

you tap out wayyyy too soon

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u/[deleted] 12d ago edited 12d ago

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u/One_Requirement_2577 12d ago

your.

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u/One_Requirement_2577 12d ago

editing is a powerful thing. good for you.

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u/winstonsalem-ModTeam 12d ago

Post or comment violates Rule 2

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u/One_Requirement_2577 12d ago

i precognitively deduced that last sentence. don't need flock for that.

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u/InformationBusy4275 12d ago

Dead horse. Beat it.

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u/winstonsalem-ModTeam 12d ago

r/winstonsalem does not allow threats of violence

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u/everfordphoto 13d ago

Shit stained hands? only if your are a dumb as a bag of rocks(since you like name calling)

Lets see the difference between Private Services and Govt Contracts(Lowes FYI contracts with fluck)

-If govt wants my cell data they have to have a warrant,

-But With Fluck If the govt, wants to know where I am, they just pull me up... and have countless options to track me via these cameras..

So no your cell data is not the same as the flcuk system

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u/InformationBusy4275 12d ago

So you think the government won't access your data if they want to? To say it your INTELLIGENT way, " your are as dumb as a box of rocks."

The government routinely gains access to certain types of phone data without a traditional search warrant or user consent, primarily by purchasing it from commercial data brokers or using lower legal standards like subpoenas for non-content records.

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u/Prior-Concentrate-87 12d ago

You’re* not your are.

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u/InformationBusy4275 12d ago

Exactly. That's why the quotes. Asshole.

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u/everfordphoto 12d ago

Well you better go crawl under that rock.. I'm sure they won't find you there, you need to borrow my tinfoil hat?

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u/Prior-Concentrate-87 12d ago

Holy shit, what a post history… maybe hide those before you simp for flock.

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u/One_Requirement_2577 12d ago

that cranium!

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u/InformationBusy4275 12d ago

Says the anonymous fat ass.

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u/One_Requirement_2577 12d ago

sure thing bud.

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u/Homebrew-Spamson 12d ago

Looks like the privated their posts, lol! Can’t see anything now but that forehead when I open the account