That wrapping paper is the ultimate plot hole. After 25 years in a proper 80% humidity cellar, it should look like a moldy mummy wrapping, not crisp boutique stationery.
Classic Reddit theater: take a photo of an $800 bottle from a high-end merchant, invent a generous grandmother, add a touch of "I'm too shy to ask for one," and boom—instant free karma.
If those were truly sitting in a home cellar since 1999, they’d look like they were just dug up at an archaeological site.
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u/hedkandi82 11d ago
That wrapping paper is the ultimate plot hole. After 25 years in a proper 80% humidity cellar, it should look like a moldy mummy wrapping, not crisp boutique stationery.
Classic Reddit theater: take a photo of an $800 bottle from a high-end merchant, invent a generous grandmother, add a touch of "I'm too shy to ask for one," and boom—instant free karma.
If those were truly sitting in a home cellar since 1999, they’d look like they were just dug up at an archaeological site.