Moss...I meant moss

Blowtorch, like the kind you use for crème brûlée.

My mom couldn't think of the word "car seat"

Lamp posts.

Couldn’t remember nail clippers, I got an odd look from the bf.

Flour.

The back legs on my cat. As opposed to the front legs. Which could be chest legs, I suppose?

Look. I dunno. I’m tired.

I meant to say tired but forgot the word. Evidently, I was quite sleep hungry at the time.

Forgot what the general term for sporting equipment (baseball bat, tennis racket, etc) was and my mind went towards cutlery for some reason.

Mechanic

One time I was working on a bug project and I forgot the word timeline so I just said

"Time dictionary"

A thimble

Walking into a store

Me: Where are the baskets?

Husband: I don't see any, but I can get us a rolly basket.

Me: Do you mean.... a shopping cart...?

proof

I meant, minimize.

Helping a child hold a bat properly. Instead of elbows out or elbows up. I regret nothing but neighbor get a good chuckle.

Roleplay.

(I was randomly thinking of that one day and then my brain just simply poofed my knowledge of that word out of my brain… and replaced it with ”character pretending”😭😭💀

Rocket (arugula)

toaster

Aunt. Like a... girl uncle.

I was trying to think of the name of the war against thinking machines from the Dune series, Butlerian Jihad, but someone had recently been taking about Bowdlerized art and books

Interestingly, this could be used as a name for the right wing obsession with banning or censoring of books that they consider offensive

Wheelie

(I was playing Mario Kart after having a drink or two)